come on lads. just this once
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:26, archived)

never mind the fifteenth player or whatever number it is on their squad
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:26, archived)

sure, it's a challenging wank for a mainly hetero chap
- but footie's full of barely contained homoeroticism, so it's what they would have wanted i guess
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)

It's got "ball" in the name, after all.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:34, archived)

Phoowar!

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 12:09, archived)

Ok I'm watching. One of the football men just fell down and the referee made a face.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:50, archived)

Oh. Everyone is making a face now

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:54, archived)

the f in football stands for face

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:12, archived)

actually the f stands for fail

( vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 0:47, archived)

and what does fail stand for? that's right it stands for First Attempt In Learning

( vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 0:49, archived)

face FALKLAND ISLANDS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)