Ballfoot. Now there's a game.

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:03, archived)

it's epic
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:25, archived)

come on lads. just this once
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:26, archived)

never mind the fifteenth player or whatever number it is on their squad
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:26, archived)

sure, it's a challenging wank for a mainly hetero chap
- but footie's full of barely contained homoeroticism, so it's what they would have wanted i guess
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)

It's got "ball" in the name, after all.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:34, archived)

Phoowar!

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 12:09, archived)

Ok I'm watching. One of the football men just fell down and the referee made a face.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:50, archived)

Oh. Everyone is making a face now

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:54, archived)

the f in football stands for face

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:12, archived)

actually the f stands for fail

( vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 0:47, archived)

and what does fail stand for? that's right it stands for First Attempt In Learning

( vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 0:49, archived)

face FALKLAND ISLANDS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)

That argentina goal was superb

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:52, archived)

Didn't even use his hands, most impressive

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:56, archived)

That's what she said!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:10, archived)

lol football fail

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:04, archived)

O diar. Am drueni. Mor drist. Dim ots.

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:08, archived)

Oh well, I would have preferred England to win but they didn't, oh well

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:18, archived)

Eleazar Obi: Off the pitch, does Argentina have Nigerian playing for them ?
Mary Rose Galvez: Eleazar Obi - only Argentinean
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:22, archived)

Argentina have a MacAllister playing for them, mad

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:26, archived)

That woman in The Secret In Their Eyes was called Hastings and said "it's Scottish", it's woke immigration gone PC.
N.B. I'm talking about the Argentinian film which is an absolute classic, not the Hollywood remake which I haven't even seen because why the fuck
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:39, archived)