How's it hanging?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:40, archived)

down a Bulgarian bumhole

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:44, archived)

"Up", surely?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:38, archived)

All the same when you ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK ALL NIGHT LONG

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:59, archived)

From a short rope.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:12, archived)

How short?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 20:00, archived)

3 inches

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 22:07, archived)

It "wooden" "bee"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:25, archived)

The Beetles

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 20:00, archived)

Not so much 'hanging' as 'stuck to my clammy, odiferous nutsack'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:37, archived)

I move that SCROTEPONG be recognised as the new GUNTSTENCH.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:39, archived)

Motion carried.

Lol, motion
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:41, archived)

Lol

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 20:00, archived)

\o/

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jul 2026, 20:23, archived)

Like a kids tv presenter at Paddington station

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 20:40, archived)

I hear there's been a speight of those

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 7:32, archived)

the force of gravity distorts spacetime so that objects are accelerated toward large masses
Alt: ur mum
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 21:55, archived)

I accelerated a large mass towards ur mum iykwim hurrhurrhurrrr
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 23:37, archived)