I'm struggling to see the football angle here, to be honest.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Jul 2026, 11:57,
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Celery and Chelsea. was an old chant. Probably 80s.Celery, celery, if she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery
Celery Celery...
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mongychops, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 12:00,
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Oh well that makes perfect sense now that you've explained it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Jul 2026, 12:20,
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STICK of celery is the version I learned. Heartening to recall how the terraces put female pleasure at the heart of things back in the day. It really was like wall-to-wall erica jong out there
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vladimir, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 16:21,
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A deeper dive into the bottomless pit of weirdness that is football.
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.Yeti., Sat 25 Jul 2026, 12:14,
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