I'm allergic to muesli
If I eat any I go into alpenphylactic shock
( vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:41, archived)

Alphabeti spaghetti?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:43, archived)

sorry no, I'm also dyslexic
( vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:45, archived)

try moosli instead

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)

bousli

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:05, archived)

pffff

( vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:10, archived)

Is she dyslexic, or just phenomenally thick?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:51, archived)

both

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:05, archived)

not observant

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:36, archived)

Rimmer?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:08, archived)

only if she’s washed it first

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)

they're poisoning us in the breakfasts now
*looks for tin foil hat*
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)

ooh pass that hat over I need a bowl
( vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:10, archived)

THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKIN' KELLOGGS GAY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:31, archived)

gay transgender
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:39, archived)

Well, cornflakes were invented to prevent masturbation

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)

Apple Jack-offs

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:11, archived)

Honey Nutted

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:12, archived)

coco popped offs

(piss and shit, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:51, archived)

Golden Onans

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:14, archived)

Granolaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

( vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:16, archived)

Lick my porridge off the firm shaft of my spirtle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:20, archived)

alright GFB

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:52, archived)

Unlike a spoon, its narrow rod shape has a low surface area, allowing oats to spurt out the top

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:54, archived)

Fwap, Spaffle and Pop

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)

Bran Flakes
Waarguably the finest breakfast.
( .Yeti., Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:44, archived)

That’s better

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:58, archived)