Hi willy-marmoset's, Queef here
Anyone up for some crude jokes, physical comedy, or childish puns?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:37, archived)

Yeah, probably

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:40, archived)

nice one m8, I knew you wouldn't let me down
or yourself down - but most importantly, your fellow boarders
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:45, archived)

I don't have anything else going on, so sure, bring it on.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:44, archived)

I'm shit out of Boon puns now
Hopefully we can rally round and rustle up a few stragglers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:46, archived)

Arseboon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 14:05, archived)

I've got a booner

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 14:32, archived)

If I said you had a boontiful body would you hold it against me?

( broadsword, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:03, archived)

Mutiny on the Boonty

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:12, archived)

Moonty on the Boonty tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:53, archived)

I sure wouldn't mind gettin' some more of that Arcturian Boontang!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:36, archived)

Wayne Booney

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:23, archived)

How Boon is Now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:26, archived)

Maboon 5

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:28, archived)

Frank Herbert's Bune

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:30, archived)

Bune Whitfield

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:41, archived)

Name that Boon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:46, archived)

Boon in the USA

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:53, archived)

Terry and Boon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:59, archived)

Clair de Bune

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:06, archived)

The Boonatics have taken over the Asylum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:10, archived)

Boonie Tyler

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:44, archived)

Just connected it up after well over 10 years and my Wii still works.
Gonna play Metroid Prime 3 later.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:53, archived)

Nah, getting ready for the Bonnie Tyler Memorial Eclipse later

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:56, archived)

4eva in our eclipsed hearts

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 14:41, archived)

oh i get it, because of her song, total astronomical occultation of the major organ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 14:43, archived)

They call it the dark side of the moon,
but when the eclipse happens it'll be facing the sun so it'll be all lit up, and the side that faces us will be dark, what's the deal with that?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 14:52, archived)

Dark Side of the Boon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:15, archived)

Achboon Baby

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:22, archived)

the old switcheroo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 17:55, archived)

n o
( broadsword, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:04, archived)

Total Attack of the Heart, works perfectly now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:06, archived)

Attack Recall
Heart Third Boob
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Aug 2026, 16:35, archived)