You could buy us a drink first, at least. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Aug 2026, 14:32,
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Fair enough. Cup of Tea, Mr. Tea?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 14:39,
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I'm on the beer already, ta.*buuuuurp*
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Aug 2026, 15:00,
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Mr. Beer, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Beer.(
fross Read your email on, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 15:41,
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They call me Doctor Beer. Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Beer.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 16:02,
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OH FUCK METhey've put a load of freeze pops in the freezer so staff don't complain about the heat so much and a raspberry one has just exploded all over my white shirt and now my patients are gonna think some birds blobbed all over me or something
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 16:06,
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“I’m afraid I’ve been shot but for reasons of national security I am required to still see patients.”(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 16:32,
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Well I'm certainly not interested in people(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 17:32,
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Are you a real doctor or are you a real beer, an actual beer?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 18:26,
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I live like a beer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 18:49,
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You sure ask a lot of questions. You're not wearing a wire are you?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 19:24,
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I don't believe he's wearing a single thread!*monocle pops out*
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Aug 2026, 20:38,
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