G'day japper's
2.5hrs to get to work today as had to take a detour via warehouse. It was highly smeggy.

Are YOU highly smeggy?

You can't say no
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 11:08, archived)

I wouldn't say highly

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 11:16, archived)

If you can't say no, just think about me.

( .Yeti., Wed 19 Aug 2026, 11:20, archived)

I think about you and most definitely say no

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:08, archived)

^misogynistic 'I wouldn't' type post

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:22, archived)

I’m too smeggy for this comedy forum

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 11:22, archived)

I′m too smeggy for my cat
Too smeggy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too smeggy for my love
Too smeggy for my love
Love's going to leave me
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 11:36, archived)

Right Said Smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 11:38, archived)

Deeply Smeggy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 12:04, archived)

Alright mofaha

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 16:19, archived)

mildly, at most

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 11:48, archived)

+i

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 12:16, archived)

Mmm had a filthy dream about bonking
Didn't want to wake up from that one
("TEMU Bou", Wed 19 Aug 2026, 12:46, archived)

+boxing promoter
b D
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 12:55, archived)

boxing promoter video game character
+key
i o
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Aug 2026, 13:53, archived)

I don't understand

("TEMU Bou", Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:16, archived)

Nah I've taken to cleaning it since I had the snip.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 13:52, archived)

I'm really into fintech startups right now.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 13:54, archived)

wearable technology for fish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 14:05, archived)

All they had before was bassic internet

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 14:05, archived)

The one who started the company is known as The Big Fish, he's the flounder

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 14:07, archived)

Well, they've been online for some time
Surfing the net.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 14:28, archived)

I am here for polite intercourse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 14:04, archived)

Sorry I only have rude intercourse available
So fuck you, and fuck him too.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 14:55, archived)