Bollocks from Belgium
Or indeed, onzin, as they say here
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:05, archived)

When they have polite intercourse in Belgium they say "excuse me" on the up and "sorry" on the downstroke

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:25, archived)

What do they say on the twostroke?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:28, archived)

brrrrmmmm brrrrrmmmmm

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:29, archived)

Gotta mix that lubricant and fuel

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:56, archived)

it's a total loss

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)

they're doing it in a rowing boat?? impressive

( vladimir, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:37, archived)

Was thinking of a couple of nights in Bruges next month
Not sure if I can be arsed tho tbf
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:28, archived)

Only worth it if you've got two manky hookers and a racist dwarf

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8477033
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:57, archived)

The Cilla Black version

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:00, archived)

Midnight Scousers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:01, archived)

That's my 2nd favourite film, after Anal Cumsluts 19 obvs

( broadsword, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:41, archived)

The Cilla Black version

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:47, archived)

Lorra lorra spunkybumfelch

( broadsword, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 18:54, archived)

Eurovision Song Contest entry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:18, archived)

Blackdoor Sluts 12

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 18:58, archived)

Jean Claude Van Dong

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:34, archived)

What a load of waffle

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 15:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8481965
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:00, archived)

Tintinmyarse

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:19, archived)

Haven't been to Belgium for a very long time

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:28, archived)

It's a country I've only ever been through, rather than to.
Great beer and chocolate, though.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:31, archived)

You won't find better chips anywhere

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:53, archived)

Just leaving now myself

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:54, archived)

Only been once, to Bruges

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 16:57, archived)

It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:11, archived)

One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:15, archived)

You don't know how much shit I've had to take off of black midgets, man.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:19, archived)

If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:14, archived)

alright Shania

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:15, archived)

Fuck em, and their law

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:16, archived)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 17:21, archived)