How do you get to Carnegie hall? Just answering your question.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_philanthropists
( mongychops, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:51, Reply)

Zerbanoo Gifford, last name on the list, image how embarassed she must be, she finally made the list but she's LAST

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:22, Reply)

ZZ Top were cropped off the bottom, ironically

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:50, Reply)

*something about a close shave*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 0:12, Reply)

Hold on, is it possible that's actually Zerbanoo Zerbanoo "Top" Gifford

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 0:16, Reply)

Bus

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:06, Reply)

To answer your question seriously
If you're talking about Dolly, she's spent millions on improving childhood literacy, donated a million to COVID research and given $1,000 a month to families who lost their homes through wildfires. Not to mention greenlighting Buffy.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:11, Reply)

Pales into insignificance next to George Soros and Bill Gates

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:30, Reply)

Fuck off

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:36, Reply)

What's wrong with facts?
Nobody's denying that Dolly Parton did good charitable work but to claim that she's one of the greatest ever philanthropists is just cuckoo.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:39, Reply)

Well stick me in a fucking clock

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:44, Reply)