Stoner loop
Arranged to go shopping at 11, realized it's labor day and they're not open, and cancelled the shopping trip.
10.55, I start hassling my wife because she's not even dressed yet and we're going shopping at 11.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 16:10, archived)

*belm*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 16:11, archived)

I went shopping at 7.45
Didn't get home till 2.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 16:25, archived)

That’s not even your wife, it’s a bundle of rags, a cabbage and a wig.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 17:38, archived)

+ letting the days go by

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 17:50, archived)

This isn't even /talk, mofaha is scrawling these messages across his walls in his own faeces

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 18:23, archived)

Captain's log

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 19:57, archived)

I'm just a humble seaman

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:20, archived)

how could you possibly even know whose faeces it is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:18, archived)

He never forgets a faece.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:20, archived)

might as well faece it you're addicted to scat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:21, archived)

Templeton 'Faeceman' Pick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 21:03, archived)

-not even

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:22, archived)