Afternoon

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:31, Reply)

spleesh

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:32, Reply)

:)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:49, Reply)

innit though

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:18, Reply)

Indeed

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:32, Reply)

Prove it

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:49, Reply)

That was my Latin teacher's catchphrase

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:54, Reply)

Cleopatra y/n

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:25, Reply)

Ask the cops in the doughnut shops

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:36, Reply)

She has a great asp on her

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:49, Reply)

I'd bathe her in milk IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:50, Reply)

IBYWYDOB

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:56, Reply)

-y/n +comin’ at ya

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:20, Reply)

Sounds more like a maths teacher thing to say.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:47, Reply)

You posted at 13.49

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:24, Reply)

That's just what Big B3ta wants you to think

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:47, Reply)

no they didn't

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:05, Reply)

They did

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:23, Reply)

filthy editing bastard

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:43, Reply)

;)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:51, Reply)

ait

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:26, Reply)

niyn

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:40, Reply)

Sup

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:24, Reply)

*PARP*
Good afternoon - has your trapped wind become a burp or a fart yet?
("TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 17:35, Reply)

It remains a massive pain in my chest

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:41, Reply)

Oh shit
😫
("TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:02, Reply)