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Got a date with an asian trans goddess on sunday, any advice?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:02,
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Always walk on the side of the pavement adjacent to the road, there is nothing a lady hates more than to be splashed with muddy water by a handsome carriage
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:07,
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Oh obvs, anything a bit more specific?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:08,
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Good manners cost nothing
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:09,
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Keep b3ta a secret then?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:16,
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that's mornings. good mornings cost nothing.
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:12,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:19,
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Except, perhaps, an ugly one?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:26,
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or an under one
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:09,
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kill yourself, obviously
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:27,
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Again?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:53,
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until you surpass the number of times you've deleted your account
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:08,
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delete your account first, obvs
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:58,
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Again?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:59,
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yeah, should have scrolled down before replying
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:09,
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Play with the top half
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 23:13,
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