aw, Rob's celebrating 25 years of b3ta
by posting on bluesky...
(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:15, Reply)

He can go fuck himself then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:19, Reply)

in the arse as well

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:32, Reply)

Especially the arse

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:56, Reply)

Kylie & Jasonzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 9:31, Reply)

I think b3ta is an abstract concept for him now.
He likes milking the nostalgic idea of it, but wouldn't dream of actually touching the place with a bargepole for at least the last half of its existence.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:01, Reply)

Yes, celebrating the institution, not the current reality. Seeing elvis post again made me nostalgic.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:17, Reply)

Yet his decisions, directly and indirectly, created the current reality.
We all share the blame/credit [delete as applicable] but his abdication of leadership created the vacuum that led to the current varieties of shitshow which infest the different boards.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:26, Reply)

Actually moderating all the spackery was clearly too much effort.
I was going to say that letting QOTW die was the death knell of the platform but the last half-dozen questions had barely more than a page of answers each so I think most of the people who actually had stories to tell had left by that point anyway.
( .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 23:12, Reply)

I never even looked at QOTW while this site was a going concern.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:09, Reply)

I make that 2p's worth of ham per year, the tight-fisted git.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:44, Reply)

the Rock Steady Crew book I preordered months ago has arrived
So quite frankly rob can eat a dick sandwich for all I care
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:58, Reply)

-ock +eady -rew +ook

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:16, Reply)

Got a date with an asian trans goddess on sunday, any advice?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:02, Reply)

Always walk on the side of the pavement adjacent to the road, there is nothing a lady hates more than to be splashed with muddy water by a handsome carriage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:07, Reply)

Oh obvs, anything a bit more specific?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:08, Reply)

Good manners cost nothing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:09, Reply)

Keep b3ta a secret then?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:16, Reply)

that's mornings. good mornings cost nothing.

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:12, Reply)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:19, Reply)

Except, perhaps, an ugly one?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:26, Reply)

or an under one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:09, Reply)

kill yourself, obviously

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:27, Reply)

Again?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:53, Reply)

until you surpass the number of times you've deleted your account

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:08, Reply)

delete your account first, obvs

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:58, Reply)

Again?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:59, Reply)

yeah, should have scrolled down before replying

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:09, Reply)

Play with the top half

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 23:13, Reply)

Has he nothing else to celebrate?
That's just sad.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:56, Reply)

lol like anyone will see it there

( vladimir, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 20:45, Reply)