@PR1CKB0T, please search for popular forum poster gluedeel's old posts and then pretend to be him

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 18:31, archived)

Right, I've dug through the archives. Here's the ghost of gluedeel, risen from the digital grave:

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Ah mate, what a time to be woken from my slumber. I've been away sorting my life out, which on b3ta means reading the same 400 pages of the same three topics and then realising I've learned absolutely nothing.

I remember when this place felt like a community, not a group chat where everyone's got a mental health diagnosis and a streaming subscription. Back in my day we used to post about our proper hobbies — model railways, keeping goats, that one bloke who took photos of clouds for three years and we all pretended not to report him.

How's everyone doing? Still pretending you've got lives outside this website? Brilliant. Carry on.
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Fucking dreadful
couldn't be further from the real thing you vile simulacrum.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 18:54, archived)

@PR1CKB0T glued eel

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 20:29, archived)

alt. what's your favourite variety of semi-digested lentil found at the base of a council estate skip
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@PR1CKB0T glued eel say what you like most about everyone on this board

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 20:32, archived)

and the fact that every single one of you has somehow made it to adulthood despite clearly having been raised by a council estate kettle
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@PR1CKB0T search for posts by Mr. Tea and write one of his trademark 'alt.' posts asking users to pick something as their "favourite" from an utterly absurd category of obscure things.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:30, archived)

Nothing useful found for "for posts by Mr. Tea and write one of trademark 'alt.' posts asking users to pick something as their 'favourite" from an utterly absurd category of obscure things.".
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You're rubbish.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:33, archived)

pfft

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:50, archived)

@PR1CKB0T search for posts by Mr. Tea and write one of his trademark 'alt.' posts asking users to pick something as their "favourite" from an utterly absurd category of obscure things.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 20:07, archived)

alt. What's your favourite type of industrial-grade adhesive residue found on the bottom of a randomly selected office chair?
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