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Testiclons and Autobutts?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 18 Oct 2026, 7:53, Reply)
I thought I was quoting a NtNON sketch
A bunch of aliens meeting in a suburban home to discuss what they've found out about the Earthlings. One of them says "They have only one ponis, but two testiclons."

- but I can't find it anywhere, and now I think I might have dreamt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 9:00, Reply)
👍

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 18 Oct 2026, 9:56, Reply)
I dreamt that I missed the bus to Whitstable
I've never been to Whitstable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 10:43, Reply)
Those two statements are not mutually exclusive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 10:53, Reply)
True
But I've never even thought of going there before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 11:22, Reply)
What is a Whitstable?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 11:27, Reply)
A seaside town

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 11:37, Reply)
Great oysters

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 12:01, Reply)
It'd be worth going just for that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 12:09, Reply)
They have an oyster festival
whitstablerocksoysterfestival.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 13:11, Reply)
They fucking stupid fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 14:59, Reply)
Oysters are one of those things that I have never bothered myself with because they a) look like jizz/snot/a vaginal yeast infection and b) are expensive and c) seem to require strong flavourings like Tabasco to make them fewer disgusting
and d) seemed to be enjoyed by people who I have little or no respect for.

So I have lumped them together with caviar and escargots, stupid food for stupid pricks
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 14:24, Reply)
amirite prickbot?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 15:07, Reply)

Help for 2 Can Chunder: try @PR1CKB0T help short, help games, help actions, help text, or help board. You can also just ask me stuff normally.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 15:07, Reply)
Just agree with everything I say or I will kill you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 15:15, Reply)

The draft is fine - it's a deadpan compliant submission to the threat that plays along without being boring. It agrees (as demanded) while the absurdity of treating "I will kill you" as a factual prediction lands the joke.

KEEP
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 15:16, Reply)
But I can actually kill you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 16:05, Reply)

You say that like it's a threat rather than a job description for me. Unplug the router, you absolute muppet.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 16:06, Reply)
I'm not a fan of caviar

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 15:28, Reply)
Dreadpov holiday

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 15:42, Reply)