I've just squeezed the pouch to separate the grains.
When did you last squeeze the pouch to separate the grains?

Alt.: GOOCHWHIFF
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 18:04, archived)

I'm squeezing the pouch as I type this

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 18:07, archived)

IBYAYDOB

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 18:39, archived)

That poor Joey

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 23:09, archived)

alright Janet Ellis

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 23:13, archived)

I squeezed too hard and now there’s grain everywhere 😞

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 18:39, archived)

Also, happy 24th b3taday to jadeviper, late of this parish.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=6965
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 18:45, archived)

I remember her
scottish, soluble bones
(piss and shit, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 20:20, archived)

I don't recall that about her bones.
How were they soluble?
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 21:07, archived)

All bones are soluble in concentrated acid

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 22:18, archived)

I have never done that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 18:48, archived)

^clumped-grain-enjoyer

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 19:11, archived)

I don't want them to suffer separation anxiety

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 20:55, archived)

SQUEEZE MY POUCH

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 19:21, archived)

*squeezes*
I bet you liked that, you filthy little slut, eh?
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 19:58, archived)

That wasn't a pouch, it was an anal gland

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 23:22, archived)

anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 23:45, archived)

'Crocodile' Dundeezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 23:53, archived)

I see you've played pouchy glandy before then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 23:59, archived)

I haven't got time to sachet about

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 20:00, archived)

too busy flouncing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 23:45, archived)

in the uk, there are 20 flounces in an imperial pint

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 0:18, archived)

The police forced my testicles into a confined space

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 0:19, archived)