The very best of mornings to all of the fine folk on /talk.
May all of your poops come out clean and enter the bowl with a satisfying splosh.
( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:09, archived)

Terrible bullying of the European boarders with platform toilets

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:13, archived)

aka the Welsh

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:35, archived)

Do they? I thought it was more of a German/eastern Europe thing.
Or is this just casual racism? #klaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:43, archived)

Casual racism m8.

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 8:02, archived)

I just got back from a trip to Wales and can confirm this is false
I had to go on the floor to look through mine, fucking barbarians.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 9:17, archived)

how many barbarians did you fuck before you'd finished?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:19, archived)

Oh YOU

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:38, archived)

Yeah
Well unfortunately mine splattered out like a fatally hit WWI biplane
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:16, archived)

Lol bi

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:18, archived)

One of the most succesful WW1 fighters was a monoplane
this is a fun fact for people that find planes fun (me).
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 16:25, archived)