"I'm still here to disappoint you anyway" - title of Morrissey‘s new LP

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:14, archived)

Morrissey finally found a band that matches his work ethic: The Disappointments

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You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:29, archived)

thanks mr horrible, i was wondering what i was

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Well now u kno

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:30, archived)

knowledge is power, which is why i keep mine to myself

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Anus power

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:39, archived)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bumholes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:43, archived)

that explains the smell

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The Cups
Came up with this a couple of night ago, it's the shittest band name that isn't funny and has no interesting associations, like for instance The Empty Cups, which sound moody.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:42, archived)

It's bad, but it's no Deep Blue Something.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:43, archived)

The Deep Blue Man Group Something

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:45, archived)

Also, Deep is a disqualifier here, it's trying to sound moody, The Cups wins on that score
CHANGE MY MIND
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:47, archived)