evening

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 13:05, archived)

I just bought a mind-controlled air freshener.
I initially reckoned it was a stupid idea but it makes scents if you think about it.
(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 13:34, archived)

I bought a home ganja-maker, which is disregarded by most people because they reckon it's a stupid idea.
It makes sensi, few think about it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:08, archived)

Please, no more of these.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:15, archived)

You literally just started it, you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:20, archived)

I had a job interview as a mirror-cleaner. Went well, they gave me a trial and I could really see myself doing the job.
(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:30, archived)

I hate myself for liking this

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 17:56, archived)

I had a job interview as a clairvoyant, but i couldn't see any future in it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:42, archived)

clairvoyant history teacher
(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:44, archived)

proctologist / couldn't be arsed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:47, archived)

golfer / couldn't get into the swing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:48, archived)

prostitute / couldn't be fucked

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:51, archived)

Delete these please

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:54, archived)

bacon / got cured

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:58, archived)

-bacon +Robert Smith

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 19:16, archived)

-cured +smithed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:08, archived)

Morrissey, you awful racist

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:11, archived)

I see that everyone's favorite band Deep Blue Something did a song about Morrissey a couple of years back.
It made me look them up, and blow me if this isn't exactly the sort of wisdom I'd expect from Todd.

Todd Pipes: So two things were happening: I’m working on my master’s and I’m taking a course in prose poetry. Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Mallarmé, those guys. And it gets me thinking: I wonder if you could write a hit song that doesn’t rhyme. I’m just thinking about this, so this is in my mind. I also had in my mind that “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” is a cool phrase, right? I’d only seen part of the movie by that time. I had read the book at some point, but I kept thinking, that’s a cool phrase. “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” I don’t know why it’s cool, but it sounds cool. There’s something there, right?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:26, archived)

if anyone wants to lose the will to live
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:28, archived)

Clay Bergus: I think it was at Todd’s apartment at the Oaks. Basically, he said, “I’ve got this thing. It starts on a D, then it does this, and it goes to the G,” etc. And I’m like, “Okay.” So I just sat there and messed with it. That’s kind of how it all started.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:29, archived)

I loathe these cunts with every fibre of my being

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:30, archived)

Deep brown something more like

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:31, archived)

I'M TAKING A COURSE IN THOSE GUYS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:35, archived)

And I’m like, “Okay.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:46, archived)

Jfc

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:30, archived)

Kirk Tatom (guitar/backup vocals): What happened was me and John lived together in this huge white house. And he walked in one day and I was in there playing guitar. He said, “What are you doing Friday?” “I don’t know, why?” He was like, “We got a gig in Fort Worth, and we need somebody to play.” And I was like, “Okay.” I knew how the songs went. I had the record. So, yeah, I just showed up and played that show in Fort Worth. I want to say it was the next day. But we had great crowds.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:39, archived)

Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Mamalade

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:53, archived)

Fucking lol, I accidentally got one of their names right last year
and I nailed how they speak, if that interview's anything to go by
b3ta.com/talk/8446287
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 9:36, archived)