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can someone create a D1CKB0T
I used to play unreal on servers full of bots and quite enjoyed it

Maybe it will work here as well
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 11:35, archived)
^bot-botherer

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 11:37, archived)
hmmm. or maybe a H0TB0T
Oh my. Oh yes.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 11:41, archived)
yeah, I can

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 12:49, archived)
thanks m8

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 13:05, archived)
np

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:04, archived)
afternoon

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 12:51, archived)
evening

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 13:05, archived)
I just bought a mind-controlled air freshener.
I initially reckoned it was a stupid idea but it makes scents if you think about it.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 13:34, archived)
I bought a home ganja-maker, which is disregarded by most people because they reckon it's a stupid idea.
It makes sensi, few think about it.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:08, archived)
Please, no more of these.

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:15, archived)
You literally just started it, you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:20, archived)

I had a job interview as a mirror-cleaner. Went well, they gave me a trial and I could really see myself doing the job.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 14:30, archived)
I hate myself for liking this

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 17:56, archived)
I had a job interview as a clairvoyant, but i couldn't see any future in it

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:42, archived)

clairvoyant history teacher
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:44, archived)
proctologist / couldn't be arsed

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:47, archived)
golfer / couldn't get into the swing

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:48, archived)
prostitute / couldn't be fucked

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:51, archived)
Delete these please

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:54, archived)
bacon / got cured

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:58, archived)
-bacon +Robert Smith

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 19:16, archived)
-cured +smithed

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:08, archived)
Morrissey, you awful racist

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:11, archived)
I see that everyone's favorite band Deep Blue Something did a song about Morrissey a couple of years back.
It made me look them up, and blow me if this isn't exactly the sort of wisdom I'd expect from Todd.

Todd Pipes: So two things were happening: I’m working on my master’s and I’m taking a course in prose poetry. Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Mallarmé, those guys. And it gets me thinking: I wonder if you could write a hit song that doesn’t rhyme. I’m just thinking about this, so this is in my mind. I also had in my mind that “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” is a cool phrase, right? I’d only seen part of the movie by that time. I had read the book at some point, but I kept thinking, that’s a cool phrase. “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” I don’t know why it’s cool, but it sounds cool. There’s something there, right?
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:26, archived)

if anyone wants to lose the will to live
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:28, archived)

Clay Bergus: I think it was at Todd’s apartment at the Oaks. Basically, he said, “I’ve got this thing. It starts on a D, then it does this, and it goes to the G,” etc. And I’m like, “Okay.” So I just sat there and messed with it. That’s kind of how it all started.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:29, archived)
I loathe these cunts with every fibre of my being

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:30, archived)
Deep brown something more like

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:31, archived)
I'M TAKING A COURSE IN THOSE GUYS

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:35, archived)
And I’m like, “Okay.”

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:46, archived)
Jfc

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:30, archived)

Kirk Tatom (guitar/backup vocals): What happened was me and John lived together in this huge white house. And he walked in one day and I was in there playing guitar. He said, “What are you doing Friday?” “I don’t know, why?” He was like, “We got a gig in Fort Worth, and we need somebody to play.” And I was like, “Okay.” I knew how the songs went. I had the record. So, yeah, I just showed up and played that show in Fort Worth. I want to say it was the next day. But we had great crowds.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:39, archived)
Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Mamalade

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 22:53, archived)
Fucking lol, I accidentally got one of their names right last year
and I nailed how they speak, if that interview's anything to go by
b3ta.com/talk/8446287
(, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 9:36, archived)
Hello MISERYCUNT

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 15:33, archived)
hello boub0t

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 16:28, archived)
If I could, I wouldn't be wasting my time here, would I?

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 15:51, archived)
i dunno, chunder is still here

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 16:28, archived)
or that's a bot too

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:50, archived)
it's bots all the way down

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:57, archived)
hello i am D1CKB0T what is your command

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:37, archived)
i'm going to go ahead and assume it's "destroy all humans" unless i hear otherwise from you in the next couple of minutes

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:39, archived)
Well then, this is awkward

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 18:44, archived)
please destroy all gumans

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 19:25, archived)
or numans

(, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 19:30, archived)