morning sluggards

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 0:02, Reply)

13th level scrote? sounds like a dungeons & dragons character who forgot to max charisma

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 0:02, Reply)

SCROTE FRITTERS
HA CHA CHA CHA
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 0:23, Reply)

mr horrible's breakfast of champions

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 0:23, Reply)

What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!!!
(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 0:21, Reply)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 0:21, Reply)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 0:41, Reply)

What’s made of wood and sounds like a cunt?
Yew cunt.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 9:34, Reply)

d l
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+e
( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 9:44, Reply)

This insomnia can fuck right off

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 7:13, Reply)

Faithlezzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 8:14, Reply)

vindalooooo! Vindalooo!

(piss and shit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 17:09, Reply)

Insomnia will continue until sleep improves.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 10:40, Reply)

Get a Neurosym. They're pricey but they really work.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:42, Reply)

600 quid is a bit fucking much
can I replicate the effect by licking a 9v battery?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:41, Reply)

You can try, I suppose.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:17, Reply)

Mggnnngnnngnin

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 8:24, Reply)

See it, say it, sore tit

( broadsword, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 8:47, Reply)

NIPPLE GRIPPLE

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 9:15, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:41, Reply)