When I was having my 5am wee this morning and thinking what a solitary experience it is
I had the idea of a social network made exclusively for people in these moments, its name: Pisstown
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:17, Reply)

Brought to you by The Urine Good Company

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:22, Reply)

Myspeece

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:25, Reply)

cf. Faecebook

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:31, Reply)

Urine trouble m8

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:39, Reply)

They already did a PissWorld
It's called Alton Towers Waterpark
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:41, Reply)

too soon :(
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 15:07, Reply)

They used to force people to go on it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 15:09, Reply)

"Hi, I'm Alton Towers. I'm something of a big deal. Take a ride on my attraction, yes? It'll be worth it for you."

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 19:45, Reply)