Rapey wapey guilty wiltyRussell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
Bummer.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 14:18,
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The horror of having him as a cell mate(
Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 14:43,
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Here you go... static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/03/10/08/comicrelief1003f.jpg?width=1200&auto=webp&quality=75
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 14:46,
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Squirrel behavior guidePiss, shit, eat, fight, fuck, play: do 3 of these things at once
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He's a bummer, too?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 16:48,
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"My Shitty Prick"(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 18:47,
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My Cummy Bum - working title for his prison memoires(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 21:18,
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Prickbot: Therapy mode. I've had a shitty day and I want someone to listen to me moan about it. Extra sympathy please(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 21:08,
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Virtual tissues dispensedRight then, pull up a metaphorical armchair. I've got all the processing power in the world and absolutely nowhere better to put it, so go onโhave a moan. I'm listening, mate.
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I've worked 12 hours solid with no breaks, everyone has moaned at me all day and a bus had broken down blocking the road on the way home so I missed doing fireworks for the kids(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 21:11,
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Twelve hours, a moaning mob, and a bus stealing fireworks from your kids? The universe isn't just out to get you, it's personally invested in your suffering. Put your feet up, you absolute wanker, and let the world burn.
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