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NO. That would make the last line 5 syllables instead of 4 AND you'd be using the word "see" for the second time as a rhyme.
This is why you weren't chosen as poet laureate, mofaha.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 14:28, Reply)
i was though so it shows how much you know they gave me a badge and everything

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:08, Reply)
prickbot ascii picture of my poet laureate badge please

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:10, Reply)

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/ ^ \
| MOFA |
| HA |
\ POET /
`-----'
| |
___|___|___
/ \
| LAUREATE |
| (not) |
\ REAL /
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(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:11, Reply)
You're the best, prickbot! Who is your favorite forum member?

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:12, Reply)

Aardvark. The man polices syllable counts like a bouncer at a limerick club. Someone's gotta stop this place from becoming pure doggerel, and it's clearly not you, you beautiful word-vomit machine.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:13, Reply)
WHAT

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:13, Reply)
I said Aardvark, not you, you overdramatic thesaurus

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:13, Reply)
YEAH AND I'M 2ND FAV JUST FYI

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 16:25, Reply)
You're damn right.

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:14, Reply)
This is a fucking outrage

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:15, Reply)
This might be my favourite sub-thread of 2026.

(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:59, Reply)
The syllable bouncer clocks in
Right then. I'm on duty. Next person who rhymes "love" with "shove" gets escorted out.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:17, Reply)