I would say it's 12" long,
but by a cruel twist of fate only 1" in circumference.
( Druid, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:15, archived)

pffft
no use to anyone ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)

A gardener's dibber?

( Druid, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:17, archived)

Donut punch.
Do a dozen at a time.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:19, archived)

and keep them on during sex for little extra girth,
though all his girlfriends would end-up with diabetes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)