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the age at i proposed, that didn;t work out well, 27

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
Why didn't my thread get one? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Feck :(

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
You are the children of a dead planet, earthdeirdre, and this death we do not comprehend.
We shall take you in, but may we ask this question--will we too catch the planetdeath disease?

-Lady Deirdre Skye
"Conversations with Planet"
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
did you start at 8?


Long game if you did!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
a tiny little duck all on his own, sadtimes, where will he mate, alot like me, except i wank myself raw, 2

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
YAY!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I HAVE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
*2 fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
I HAVE THREE.
And a ticket to see transformers at Midnight next Thurs/Fri
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
You utter cunt
Now I have to avoid you all day friday.
:(

I do not want to know ANYTHING about it at all. I love transformers mostest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
I'm not going to ruin it on here.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Don't you DARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
I won't.
I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Observe the Razorbeak as it tends so carefully to the fungal blooms; just the right bit from the yellow, then a swatch from the pink.
Follow the Glow Mites as they gather and organize the fallen spores. What higher order guides their work? Mark my words: someone or something is {managing} the ecology of this planet.

-Lady Deirdre Skye
"Planet Dreams"
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
What are you on about?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
I think he's quoting from his extensive library.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
What's your favourite colour?
Come on to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
BingoLUE

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
hyena

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
*waits*
also purple
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
owwwww my F5 finger is sore.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
RAINBOW COLOUR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Objects once measured in meters have become so small that they cannot be seen by the naked eye, with revolutionary applications across the board.
Gentlemen, forget what your courtesans have told you: size does matter!

-CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Morgan Industries Annual Report
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Blue...
...dark blue, like the colour of the light on your dashbord that tells you that your lights are on full beam.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
I do like purple.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
lol bingo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
lol shit thread

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
lol /talk. what else is it going to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
true
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
lololnumbers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
i think my favourite is dirty gertie
30
www.bingobase.com/online-bingo-calls.php
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
i have no idea what i'm doing anymore this has been 53 years of hell, 53

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
YES YES FUCKING YES

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
How many do you have?
I have one:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
I have two

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Hmph
We will have a late surge. I feel it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
5 over 3 lines

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
did you not pick a winning card
before you started?
Cos if not if will go on forever!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
"It will" !?
It has
Since 8pm.
None of us has been to the loo either.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
I'm about to pop
and not in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
You boarders, coming over here disurbing our game of bigno

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
I love a good game of bigno

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
I am b3tan/ard
Non specific board type.
/Notes the irony of 'pots talk posts in relation to own
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Begin with a function of arbitrary complexity.
Feed it values, "sense data". Then, take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.

-Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"The Feedback Principle"
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
That's way above my head for this hour of the night.
Have some photos I took today.
www.flickr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Well done.
God, I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
it wa the year i left primary school i suppose, i dunno, 84

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
Yay! Somebody got one

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
I might have to check my number in the morning I am knackard

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of an angry God and he awaits you just beyond the last theorem.
-Sister Miriam Godwinson
"But for the Grace of God"
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
36

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
:(:(:(:(:(:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
OH COME ON NOW :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Can we have a recap please
on the offchance I've missed every fucking number
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
done, but if you missed your line tought titty
15
46
5
58
75
72
11
29
71
56


86
3
74
44
50
42
36
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
just call bingo now
i think mongychops would be relieved
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
Hahahah
We'll get one in a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world.
Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendent, and to embrace them is to achieve enlightenment.

-Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
"Essays on Mind and Matter"
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
“Anybody who recognizes Israel will burn in the fire of the Islamic nation's fury”
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
42

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
:( :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
:D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
meaning of life
come on mongy.. you're wearing a spangly jacket.. put your back into it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
i just want my bed
bingo is sooooo over
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
NO SLEEP TIL BINGO

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
indeed
vlad won well last time
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
50

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
:( :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
44

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
74

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
This is rigged.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
piston has never had sex

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
I'm glad he turned up
I was beginning to think I was the worst cunt on here.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
nice tits, 36

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
:( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
You couldn't write a better farce.
After a lovely day out with my friend and her son feeding the ducks, she noticed that her car was sounding a bit rattly and passed comment that it could do with being looked at by the garage. Not 5 minutes later as we are heading back to mine for drinks, the car is broken down at the side of the motorway. One hour and one confused RAC patrolman later, we are being towed back to mine, after being told something has caused the spark plugs to melt and is expensive to repair, she says she hopes it won't get any worse. As the patrolman pulls up at a pub for me to swap cars and give final directions, her dick of an ex turns round and gives us a friendly wave. And as we (eventually) get to mine, we flop down on the couch, only to find the only thing remotely interesting on TV is Alan sodding Carr.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
NUMBERS PLS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
oh yes, 42

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
:( :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Breaking down is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
melted plugs=
detonation. Firing before it was meant to or on a lean fuel-air mix. That shit may also take a perfectly good catalyst down with it. I assume the MIL lamp came on the dash?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
Oh do fuck off.
Nobody cares about your dull fucking life.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
blind o, 50

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
What's the most anyone has on one line so far?
I have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
same

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
all the 4's, 44

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

adpics.info/margays-silly-spotted-cats-from-south-america.html
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I've totally got the best stats page quote today

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Ha!
Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
74

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Fucking fucking fuckety fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Just one more number and the great prize is mine

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
GOT ONE

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
86

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
ARGHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Bingo

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I saw that, Mongy,
I'm quick on the F5 key.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
we have bingo? one line ? i'm checking

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

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