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# I Am All Teh N00b Please Don't Hurt Me...
ALL NEW! 48K thrills:



...and yes I know it would've been more topical last week... *cowers, waiting for onslaught*
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# pffft
At last, some comedy value. Nicely done, and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that is ace! Great first picture. Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# have you got two hours to get paid to drink tea and chat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Woo!
Now show us your cock
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# 8===o - - - - ( . )( . )
All for you!
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hurrah!
You're cock looks nice!!LOL!

A/S/L? I got cam, wanna cyber?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# peas dough file. Stop gr00ming
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# 14/F/Under your bed, big boy
I got cam too, My MSN name is hung_daddy, lets do some mutual
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# GET THAT FUCKING KEBAB UP YA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
I like you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Midgets piss me off :-(

/Cartman MSN log
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)
# haha!
and welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# i love this swear filter
i haven't a clue to what half your posts say,
but i have great fun filling in the blanks :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
#
filling in the firing
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# You have a fucking swear filter?
Does it change the cunting words for you, you massive bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# it's in your profile options
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha, I love this ~naughty~ swear filter
lets see how ~naughty~ing clever it is

I bet it doesn't know what pissflaps are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# minge
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# charming
clitflicker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# hehe
~naughty~~naughty~~naughty~horse~naughty~~naughty~~naughty~

/comma
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking horse cock licker
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
snigger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# This is a big pile of dirty baggy gash
Beef curtains you big fuckhorse
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
right on the button
fuck shit cunt minge twat cock dick schlong penis arse bollocks twunt shite felch munt
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# imagine the admin's logfile of all the words taken out of this page
It would read like a tarantino script!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# does it just leave the words out?
or does it replace them with little symbols like skulls and clouds n stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# it replaces with my sig
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# have a go
you can turn it on in your profile settings
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# it's the freakiest show-oh-a-oh
is there life on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# FUCK YER MA
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I was listening to it on my way into work
and thought that you might enjoy it :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# WOO!
WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!

A new person who made a ace and topical pic!

We love you and will never let you leave
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Pfft!
that's rather good.

welcome. pull up a kitten, shop a leave, you'll never chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hehehe
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hurrah!

EDIT; here's the rest btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# *strokes the magenta*
*feels calm yet strangely aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# ^that's ace
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Hello, new person.
Picture: Check
16K Hummus: Check
No fucking whiny journalists looking for an easy ride: Check
No Random request for Special Needs Assistance: Check

Hooray! Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha
that's bloody ace

welcome, you'll never leave
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Oo! a cowering!
*bums*
welcome to B3ta. Shop a cock onto a kitten and pull up a false leg!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hah!
that's the spirit! welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
stop being pathetic and take pride in your hummus!

have a well deserved woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# more ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# NING!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# you are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
All thanks to a glorious swear filter!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# that's ace
welcome, sit down and grab a cup of tea, you'll be here for a very long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# haha
what a great thing to see first this morning.

well done n00b.

*pats head*
*proffers kitten*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# WAIT
time passes...
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# My you are popular
Woo and yay for good new people.

In other news, I am currently in a blind panic having lost £100 worth of rugby tickets. Happy bloody halloween.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Oi!
Tall, thin Speccy mash-ups are MY IDEA. Now FUCK OFF.



*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# now now, be nice
*sharpens axe*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Oh alright then.
Although I don't think it's that funny anyway. I'm off to drink tea and be paid lots of money now by Alex Charlton (nsfw) from EssentialResearch (nsfw). Yes, that's Alex Charlton [[email protected]] from EssentialResearch (www.essentialresearch.co.uk) (nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# obviously i''m not going to be clicking those links
but i am now curious as to what the hell tiger pumping is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# It's men
and they 'do things' to their family jewels to inflate them to the size of a child's head. Alex may or may not be on that website. I couldn't possibly say if you'll find him there or not.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Smashing,
you've rescued Tuesday :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Well done!
All kinds of woo and yay to you, nice first post.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# aceness
have a big box o' woo-yay

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Hooray for boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# oh my god. that is the best thing i've seen so far today.
i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# he loves it
and i do too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Yay for a happy god
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# He He
Welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Ha
Good first post.
Pull up a kitchen, shop a tile...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Gulp
Thank you all for being so nice. Having now gained your trust, my next post will be an invitation to earn £100 for spending two hours drinking tea and 'chatting' about this new zany 'internet' craze.
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# one post
and you're already much better than me.
Have a woo, a kitten and my envy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# heh, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Woo Sir.......
You are indeed welcome,

Chair,kitten,bridge,shark etc
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Fantablious
stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)
# This is all teh excellent.
*spills guinness*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)