Mine could do better.

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hahahahaaaa!
Braw!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

oh. my.
'dies laughing'

:D
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

I love two pints.
Johnny eat biscuit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

It's hideous

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

That's kind of why I like it.
You have awful taste in things too, you know *hand on dbroon's forehead* like sports. I just don't rib you so much about them as I'm a lovely girl.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

bah
One can hardly draw parallels between liking football, and giving BBC3 one extra excuse to make a new series of a unimaginative, badly made shite, not that they require excuses.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

You bloody well can.
Both are unneccessary in the extreme.

Although football does serve some use. So maybe it's a bit better than two pints.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

a bit?
If football was actually the corpse of a syphilitic tramp lying in shit-canal, who had died from being fucked to death by a dog, which had died mid-stroke, rotting and mingling with the dog-cum-stained flesh of the tramp, with the shit and the stink, and inhumanity of it all, it would still be a bit better than two pints.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

I do love it when you get all emphatic.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

oooh, yeah, i love it when you talk dirty

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

I concur.
I also live and breathe football but I have made the decision to not make an issue of it on here because b3ta is frightened of an intelligent man who also likes sport. It is an abomination to the normal b3ta geek ;)

edit:// I notice I have used the word 'abomination' twice in the same thread. This was an unconscious typo. I meant to say aberration in this post.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

I conquer
I have people to discuss football with, but here is not the place
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

I'm not frightened of clever football likers.
I am intrigued.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

you talks all purty-like

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

"...that is the most obscene abomination...
...that is dirt, that is trash, that is filth..."
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

I used to like football
Abramovich and Grant changed that.

:(
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

BBC 3 Good:
Pulling
Gavin and Stacey (apparently, haven't seen it myself)
Showing Family Guy at a sensible time

BBC 3 BAD:

Evrything else
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

BBC3 GOOD:
showing family guy at a sensible time

BBC3 BAD: everything else
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Mighty Boosh?
tis genius!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

its wank

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

wank= good.
You're doing it wrong.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

you mean
it's good but no real substitute for the real thing?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)

i concur

( WOLF .™ - has quit, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

I finally got round to seeing the first episode of series 3 the other day
I was disappointed.

They appear to have cut back on the word-play and nice dialogue and replaced it with complete nonsense.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

It's not as good as the previous two
but it has it's moments.

I was frightened of the crack fox though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

I've never seen any of it
sometimes I feel entirely uninformed
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

if you wish to be informed
I recommend watching 2 or 3 of the first series, then you'll know if you like it or hate it.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

I already know.
I tolerated series 1. I now hate it with a passion. Its typical shite aimed at students who will latch onto anything in a bid to be part of the crowd ( in a non-conformist fashion )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Or people who find it amusing because they
have a different sense of humour to you.

Have a sit down, I know that came as a shock. I'm sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

haha
he is terribly opinionated and set in his ways. Open your mind, let us begin our quest.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

:D
*drifts off*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

haha. you will realise that
when you get to my age you understand that all you thought as a youth was bollocks ( and those jeans and that haircut were a mistake ) age and experience allow for objectiveness.
Me being opinionated is just me being correct and letting you all know it ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

I often think everything I thought yesterday was bollocks
so I believe you.

The last sentence there made me chuckle.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

I like the IT crowd
if that makes you feel any better?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)

I sort of like it.
Ish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

It is quite good
but Richard Ayoade seems completely unable to act in it. He always has this fucking annoying Harry Enfield-like suppressed smile whenever he says something.

That pisses me off, but I love Katherine Parkinson.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

I quite
fancy her.
( moogy boobles, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

I found it very interesting when I first saw it
and most humourous for the first series.

Since then though, they just seem to make the same jokes and try to be psychedelic, which I think must be something to do with them hearing that most of their fans are stoners. Now it's all "random" little britain-esque humour, whereas their scripts for series 1 were much better developed, with, as I said before, I lot of clever word-play and funny dialogue.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

I bought the box-set of Boosh series 1 &2
the other wk for just a tenner. Bargain! (4x DVDs in total & a lil booklet-thingy)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I also like football and despair of the shite that gets on BBC3
especially Marc Wootton
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

It truly is
an abomination. If you want proper North Western humour written with style then you want Shameless. If you are ten and like fart jokes you want two pints. ( my dad likes 2 pints, says it all really ).
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

yes
tj: Download went swimmingly, but wasn't at my computer at all last night. Should I gaz later for the next step, I should be spending most of the evening being musical.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

no problem my friend
get your project out of the way and I'll direct you to more fun things like ejay and a whole host of sample banks to play with.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

i meant to ask
are there samples with what I loaded last night? I'm doing a remake of the Strawbs "Part of the Union" so I need some tinkly piano chordage, cheery bass, and bass drum.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

I look forward to hearing this when it is done.
I trust you will be posting it on links?

/Strawbs geek blog
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'll see what I can do
as it is, it's a football song my dad wrote and wants me to sing it... erm... so I don't think it would be very cool for links. Once I've got the track done, I might see about writing some silly b3tafun lyrics.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

yeah
go back to the pages I linked and use the search function for acid pro samples, fruity loops and reason samples ( they are all usable across platforms ) you should find something to get you kick started ( also go to isohunt and search there ).
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

excellent
cheers
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

having re-read
what you typed I will answer again. Yes there are samples with what you downloaded, enough to get going. I was thinking you were asking for more.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

Shameless was almost the best TV Britain produced
But Channel4 have gone one series too far, as they always* do.

*except with Father Ted.
( durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Careful now!

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Down with this sort of thing!

( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

I'm not sure I could agree
unless you count the last series as the bad one. I am liking this new series very much. I nearly pissed my pants last night when watching next weeks episode on E4.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Karen the slutty barmaid
looks sooo phucking edible with her new blonde hair! Yummy *salivates etc*
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hahaha!
*clickies*

The first few series were good though.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

This very much^^^^
I even enjoyed some of last series, but what I have seen of this latest series it is utter wank!

Still better than Sorry! though :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

hahahahahahaha

it's funny 'cause it's really is that shit
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha
I fully endorse this post.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!
did you know there's been SIX SERIES of that oxygen wasting piece of toss?
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

the thing I liked about 2 pints
was the blonde ones cleavage.
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

I liked the credits

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

She's got a cracking pair of busters.
I must say this every time I watch it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

you've watched it more than once?

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Oh yeah.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Me too.
The musical episode makes me piss.
That Janet one came into a pub where I was having a pint once and asked me where the lavs were.
It were super.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

"....."

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

lunchtiem!
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops915/sheridan_smith0017.jpg
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

Excellent!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

*muches on her pie*

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

health and safety can't possibly approve of such behaviour

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

ACCESS DENIED
Bah!
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

Sheridan Smith and her Amazing Knockers
and pasties.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/sheridan_smith0017.jpg
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

Oh my....
0_0
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Phwoar!
That is all.
( Aenesis, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Munch?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

MUNCH MAGIC

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Munch Bunch?

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

I saw her on holiday in Greece once
She has several places I'd like to bury my face in.
( durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!
That show is truly an embarrassment to British comedy.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

It's a comedy?

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

It goes under that name.
They don't currently have a BBC Bobbins category.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Is this a pearoast?
I've seen something similar before!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

so true..
it made me weep with despair...
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahahahaahaha
:D
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

Oh yes!

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

Itried to throw eggs at the cast when they did the live show
but my aim is poo.

Woo to this
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

three cheers!
hip hip woohar!
( mutated monty, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

ha ha ha
Speaking of true stories, after The Royle Family finished Ralf Little came into our office saying that he had just signed up to do something that was going to "ruin his career"... Nobody thought that this steaming pile of shit was going to do anything, and I genuinely can't see why this has kept going.
( @><|= w0nu!) a little bit more cunty as of, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

This is true ART!
*cleeks*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

Yes
This is probably true.
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)

I like it as long as it's not a repeat I've seen three fecking dozen times!
Also I can't be the only person here who would like to get their hands on Janet's norks,.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

hahaha
love it!
( limpfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:23, archived)

*guffaw*
a full goatse is a W!
bwahhh!
( zog why change it now?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

haha
paralised
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)

wahahaha
i like it because gandalf is in the second frame
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

hehehe
excellent :-)
( smegski is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

hurrah

of course, since yesterday's mitchell & webb, we know the secret of its constant recommissioning
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)