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# Mine could do better.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahahaaaa!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# oh. my.
'dies laughing'

:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I love two pints.
Johnny eat biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It's hideous
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# That's kind of why I like it.
You have awful taste in things too, you know *hand on dbroon's forehead* like sports. I just don't rib you so much about them as I'm a lovely girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# bah
One can hardly draw parallels between liking football, and giving BBC3 one extra excuse to make a new series of a unimaginative, badly made shite, not that they require excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# You bloody well can.
Both are unneccessary in the extreme.

Although football does serve some use. So maybe it's a bit better than two pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# a bit?
If football was actually the corpse of a syphilitic tramp lying in shit-canal, who had died from being fucked to death by a dog, which had died mid-stroke, rotting and mingling with the dog-cum-stained flesh of the tramp, with the shit and the stink, and inhumanity of it all, it would still be a bit better than two pints.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I do love it when you get all emphatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# oooh, yeah, i love it when you talk dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I concur.
I also live and breathe football but I have made the decision to not make an issue of it on here because b3ta is frightened of an intelligent man who also likes sport. It is an abomination to the normal b3ta geek ;)

edit:// I notice I have used the word 'abomination' twice in the same thread. This was an unconscious typo. I meant to say aberration in this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I conquer
I have people to discuss football with, but here is not the place
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm not frightened of clever football likers.
I am intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# you talks all purty-like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# "...that is the most obscene abomination...
...that is dirt, that is trash, that is filth..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I used to like football
Abramovich and Grant changed that.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# BBC 3 Good:
Pulling
Gavin and Stacey (apparently, haven't seen it myself)
Showing Family Guy at a sensible time

BBC 3 BAD:

Evrything else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# BBC3 GOOD:
showing family guy at a sensible time

BBC3 BAD: everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Mighty Boosh?
tis genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# its wank
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# wank= good.
You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# you mean
it's good but no real substitute for the real thing?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I finally got round to seeing the first episode of series 3 the other day
I was disappointed.

They appear to have cut back on the word-play and nice dialogue and replaced it with complete nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# It's not as good as the previous two
but it has it's moments.

I was frightened of the crack fox though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I've never seen any of it
sometimes I feel entirely uninformed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# if you wish to be informed
I recommend watching 2 or 3 of the first series, then you'll know if you like it or hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I already know.
I tolerated series 1. I now hate it with a passion. Its typical shite aimed at students who will latch onto anything in a bid to be part of the crowd ( in a non-conformist fashion )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Or people who find it amusing because they
have a different sense of humour to you.

Have a sit down, I know that came as a shock. I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha
he is terribly opinionated and set in his ways. Open your mind, let us begin our quest.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D
*drifts off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# haha. you will realise that
when you get to my age you understand that all you thought as a youth was bollocks ( and those jeans and that haircut were a mistake ) age and experience allow for objectiveness.
Me being opinionated is just me being correct and letting you all know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I often think everything I thought yesterday was bollocks
so I believe you.

The last sentence there made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I like the IT crowd
if that makes you feel any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I sort of like it.
Ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It is quite good
but Richard Ayoade seems completely unable to act in it. He always has this fucking annoying Harry Enfield-like suppressed smile whenever he says something.

That pisses me off, but I love Katherine Parkinson.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I quite
fancy her.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I found it very interesting when I first saw it
and most humourous for the first series.

Since then though, they just seem to make the same jokes and try to be psychedelic, which I think must be something to do with them hearing that most of their fans are stoners. Now it's all "random" little britain-esque humour, whereas their scripts for series 1 were much better developed, with, as I said before, I lot of clever word-play and funny dialogue.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I bought the box-set of Boosh series 1 &2
the other wk for just a tenner. Bargain! (4x DVDs in total & a lil booklet-thingy)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I also like football and despair of the shite that gets on BBC3
especially Marc Wootton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It truly is
an abomination. If you want proper North Western humour written with style then you want Shameless. If you are ten and like fart jokes you want two pints. ( my dad likes 2 pints, says it all really ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yes
tj: Download went swimmingly, but wasn't at my computer at all last night. Should I gaz later for the next step, I should be spending most of the evening being musical.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# no problem my friend
get your project out of the way and I'll direct you to more fun things like ejay and a whole host of sample banks to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i meant to ask
are there samples with what I loaded last night? I'm doing a remake of the Strawbs "Part of the Union" so I need some tinkly piano chordage, cheery bass, and bass drum.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I look forward to hearing this when it is done.
I trust you will be posting it on links?

/Strawbs geek blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I'll see what I can do
as it is, it's a football song my dad wrote and wants me to sing it... erm... so I don't think it would be very cool for links. Once I've got the track done, I might see about writing some silly b3tafun lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# yeah
go back to the pages I linked and use the search function for acid pro samples, fruity loops and reason samples ( they are all usable across platforms ) you should find something to get you kick started ( also go to isohunt and search there ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# excellent
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# having re-read
what you typed I will answer again. Yes there are samples with what you downloaded, enough to get going. I was thinking you were asking for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Shameless was almost the best TV Britain produced
But Channel4 have gone one series too far, as they always* do.

*except with Father Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm not sure I could agree
unless you count the last series as the bad one. I am liking this new series very much. I nearly pissed my pants last night when watching next weeks episode on E4.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Karen the slutty barmaid
looks sooo phucking edible with her new blonde hair! Yummy *salivates etc*
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clickies*

The first few series were good though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# This very much^^^^
I even enjoyed some of last series, but what I have seen of this latest series it is utter wank!

Still better than Sorry! though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha

it's funny 'cause it's really is that shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
I fully endorse this post.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
did you know there's been SIX SERIES of that oxygen wasting piece of toss?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# the thing I liked about 2 pints
was the blonde ones cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I liked the credits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# She's got a cracking pair of busters.
I must say this every time I watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you've watched it more than once?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Me too.
The musical episode makes me piss.
That Janet one came into a pub where I was having a pint once and asked me where the lavs were.
It were super.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# "....."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# lunchtiem!
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops915/sheridan_smith0017.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *muches on her pie*




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# health and safety can't possibly approve of such behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ACCESS DENIED
Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Sheridan Smith and her Amazing Knockers
and pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/sheridan_smith0017.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Oh my....
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Phwoar!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Munch?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# MUNCH MAGIC
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Munch Bunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I saw her on holiday in Greece once
She has several places I'd like to bury my face in.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
That show is truly an embarrassment to British comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# It's a comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# It goes under that name.
They don't currently have a BBC Bobbins category.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Is this a pearoast?
I've seen something similar before!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# so true..
it made me weep with despair...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Oh yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Itried to throw eggs at the cast when they did the live show
but my aim is poo.

Woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# three cheers!
hip hip woohar!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
Speaking of true stories, after The Royle Family finished Ralf Little came into our office saying that he had just signed up to do something that was going to "ruin his career"... Nobody thought that this steaming pile of shit was going to do anything, and I genuinely can't see why this has kept going.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# This is true ART!
*cleeks*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yes
This is probably true.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I like it as long as it's not a repeat I've seen three fecking dozen times!
Also I can't be the only person here who would like to get their hands on Janet's norks,.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:23, archived)
# *guffaw*
a full goatse is a W!
bwahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
paralised
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# wahahaha
i like it because gandalf is in the second frame
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hehehe
excellent :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# hurrah

of course, since yesterday's mitchell & webb, we know the secret of its constant recommissioning
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)