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# dr no

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# pffft...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha that's very silly.
When's the next image challenge? I'm bored.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha, have a Paisley Paisley

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Salvador Paisley
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I really thought that was Ian McShane
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# "Papal bumming"
Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# ^ This

NOON Vag!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Noon, WB.
All well?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Indeed... U?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Could be worse.
Could be better.

Sadly it transpires I'm still not a playboy multi-millionairre yet, apparently.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Nor me...

(that was not a request)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Papal Merchandise take II


You can tell the t-shirt quality by all those extra seams!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Drei Wolfgang moon?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Superma'am!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ^ Would
* if I had enough to drink
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Go on, Liz! Have 'im!
All my fonts have changed on here... but not on my other sites I'm perusing... weird
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Go on Liiiiiizzz!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Her husband appears to have found a new friend!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# "and what do you do?"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# woop
woop
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# The quiet little town of 'Salem's Lot..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Brilliant Cap'n!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
# HONK!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Ahhhhh
nice :o)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# nice one
'onk 'onk
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# HONK!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Is it just me?
Or is the Pope trying to cash in on the t-shirt with the greatest production values of all time?

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# If I ever see anyone wearing a Pope visit T shirt
I'm going to punch them straight in the solar-plexus without warning. Wearing one 'ironically' will not be a valid excuse.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# *goes and buys twelfty*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# *goes into a Rocky style training montage*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# *A Teams*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# what if I wear it inside out?
or back-to front?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# wipe your arse with it
then proudly display the skids over the pope's image

I will accept this.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# arf, just got sent this on facespace.

made me chuckle anyhoo : )
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, archived)
# he's coming again?
he's relentless!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# do you think he drains his spuds?
if not, they must be HYOOJ!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# It's all that pent up frustration
I've locked my kids up.
well I did that years ago to be honest
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Keep 'em coming BBC :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# that's a coil and a half of cable right there!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# It's miracles you want, eh?

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
The Cats Protection League found our more recently missing kitty yesterday!

He was at a house all of 40 yards away from ours. He appears to have had some kind of mental breakdown though and doesn't seem to remember us very well despite only going missing on Monday :(

It is definitely him though unless he swapped his microchip with another cat to avoid detection
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# How did they find him?
Do they have investigating agents for this kind of thing?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# he followed somone else's cat home and stayed, so they called the CPL
they then dispatched LOST CAT SQUAD!

We hadn't even reported him missing yet
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# :(
You'll have to resort to Clockwork orange style re-engineering to get him to love again.

One of mine is a bit mental. Every couple of weeks he acts like he's never seen me beofre, runs away, flinches when i go near him. Fine with the missus though
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# O_o
He'll be giving evidence via a video-link soon
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# and pointing to a stuffed toy cat?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
# while weeping
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# your missus is evidently training him
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hurumph...
at least Randall still loves me

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)
# yawwwwww!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *unzips*
Carry on!

EDIT: Oo you teasing bastard!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Yay, good news
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# :)
hopefully he'll recover soon!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
is it just me or does hollyroodhouse look like an old people's home
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Pfft...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha
perfect!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "Sex Joseph"?
"Errr, not right now"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Nice beaver!
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I promise you; whatever scum did this,
no-one will rest we catch him! Now, let's eat.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha *click*
excellent Ninj, but he was better in Naked Nun 6 1/2?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
He certainly was! Cheers mate! :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# what with all the roads they've closed for him
and the strange new routes the buses need to take I got in 20 minutes early this morning... YAY
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# they're not there for the Pope...
Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# He's going to Minehead!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
# haha
suits him!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Very good!

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
# ...and if you give a sharp tug on the mask...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Is that what he says to the kids?
woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# schoolboy error
he's inflated the lifejacket before exiting the aircraft.

*click*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I thought he'd been accused of covering up his schoolboy errors?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# oh yeah... SECOND schoolboy error...
I don't normally hold with speaking like the kids, but what the hell;

LOL.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Nice to see him reaching over the sectarian divide in Northern Ireland though.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# haha
No thanks, I'd rather go Ryanair!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# nicely done that man :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# This is fucking lush
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
# His plane is called Shepherd One.
I'd love to see him rounding up sheep in it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I thought that's why he was here...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Headswap Charlotte Churchill

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Bless her
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# ^this
Brilliant! :) hehehe
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Argh!
However, I like teh Church. I've seen her singing impromptu karaoke at her parents' pub.
Just wish she wasn't so crap at presenting, or at least to stop doing it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Remember the duet with Amy Winehouse on the awful chat show?
Oh deary me. One drunk and the other wishing she was.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Mercifully missed that one
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# It was excellent TV.
Amy was Amy without the gutter surround and Charlotte didn't know whether to sing or storm off at the unprofessionalism.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# "Are you lost, sweetheaaart?"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Ha! Absolutely spot on!
Here's how he looks later in the film:

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# haha
Papalsliced?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha
I see what you did there :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I got confused
and thought that was the Tall Man from Phantasm

then i got it
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Just
as creepy as the original... most woo :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Marvelous Q! :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoasts
For the compo... I've done a couple of these before :)




(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast 2
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast 3 - I Love Horses
OK - I'm sorry to fill up the board with my tripe...

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast 4
No, i AM sorry! Really!


(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# ahaha
This is my favourite!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I deem you to be a GOOD B3tan.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Surely that's a peeroast?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Hmmmm!
Gnice.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry too...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Mmmngh.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# This is marvellous.
Also, I like that ikkle Jamie got fird degwee burnth on his army-warm when that gas canister exploded during their rendition of it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Fabulous
Only... you didn't actually read the compo description, did you?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# pfft
who did?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# For future reference:
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "Dinner is served Excellence"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# With these ferrero rocher you are really spoiling us!
woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# MUMMY!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Nope, that a vampire
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
# If not for zis crazy vor, perhaps you & I vould have been friends, ja?
Aces, Ninj.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ha
my gf (lapsed Catholic) is watching the Pope live on TV

"I don't like this Pope, can we have the old one back?"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Zombie Pope FTW!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# If it was good enough for JC, it's good enough for JP2
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Best of all the Sugababes
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Patrick Kielty
Love him or hate him, you'll like this: twitter.com/PatricKielty/statuses/24650212172
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Now give him a top hat and cane
I can envision him singing "Puttin' on the Ritz"...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha, great work Ninj!
Looks like the people have created their own challenge this week?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Erm
I'm all right with my Mars bar, which I left in the car..
backs away..
: )
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# That's magic!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Cup, balls... cup, balls...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# allegedly
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# If you insist
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaha
and image hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
#

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I'm hearing the bonannza music when I see that
It goes perfectly.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# saying Bonanza
I watched Blazing Saddles ye3sterday fior the first time in years.

Never remembered Heddy calling Lily a 'teutonic twat' before.
Pissed myself, literally*

*metaphorically
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# One of my favourite lines and delivered with such gusto!
I know it's not his line but I love Gene Wilder's description of himself as "from the Mel Brooks' School of Overacting.".
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Very funny Mr Daniels.
Now the other pocket...

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahaha!
biggest click of the day so far
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Sorry, an itch I had to scratch prompted by last night's CL
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Take his leg off and see if it regenerates
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# It's a footballer.
You'd get within a metre of his leg and he'd fallover claiming that you'd fouled him.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I cannot quite grasp how footballers still get away with that, what with all the camera footage and all
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Well obviously they have very sensative auras.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# They should wear nipple guards to stop the chafing then
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# NIpple guards?
Will then have hats and rifles?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Half time is changing of the guard
(They're not potty trained yet)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# With the added bonus that in they're not weened they can make a good use of the nipples!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# It's always "make a good use of the nipples" with you
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# For me it is more than a foot: :P
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i just found the cuntiest looking fish ever, then made him more cunty

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Cuntlefish is funny
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Old joke? Maybe :~)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# lol
The one that was soooooo predictable was What's His Name and Chantelle in the latest celebrity big brother.

As soon as I heard that they were going back in there they'd 'fall for each other again', plan to get remarried and have their own reality show within a couple of months.

What a load of blatant PR wank to boost the careers of needy wastes on the genepool.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hehee..
That little cock used to go to school in my little ol' city, and i used to verbally abuse him on a daily basis :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Ok Dawkins I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.


Thanks to Prodigy69 for the original
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Nice joint effort,
I like it when that happens! :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Nice
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# nice grouping
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# You always have to have the last word, don't you?
woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Excellent work Maiden
Great action!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's a papal automatic.
so many, many more rounds than the 6 Harry's Magnum held. Should be more "was it thirteen or fourteen, I kinda lost track?".

/pedant.


+woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It's a Mgnum 666.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# quick, dirty and prolly bindun
a bit shit too but that never stops anyone else...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# THE POPE'S A CUNT
Hello.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Hello
The pope is a cunt
Well said
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Hello
*rubs eyes*

Is it really you?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Lovely, minty, chewy badger cub heads.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Mmmmm
badger humbugs

humbadgers
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Oh, so that's what they are planning...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)

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