b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 39850 (Older | Newer)

He's making a comeback

(thanatos, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)

you never know where that Nutty Nazi will show up next

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 5:04, archived)

and yet, the Arian nation saw your post and complied

(

An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)

HAHAH THAT HITLER!

He'd be like "OH SCHIESSE! JUDEN!" and then like everyone laughs, or something

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:20, archived)

I'd watch that.

Especially if he fell over now and then.

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)

"WHO LEFT ZIS SLEEPING JEW ON ZE FLOOR!!!!"

*audience laughs* *jew on floor wakes up*

"I JUST HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM!"

*audience laughs*

and so on

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)

This is sounding like a classic.

You should pitch it to channel 5.

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:22, archived)

Have a witch

(

Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:39, archived)

Is that one of those harry potter vibrating broomsticks?

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)

It appears to be making her seasick

(

RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)

No Jaazz for Chogis Stick

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)

Spankmatic 2100xl

Gets you there with a scowl on your face.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)

That's lovely

Hugs

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)

nice

*waits for the CDCing*

(

Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)

Do that and I'll have Edinburgh Council on you!!

(

Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)

Floppeez Dicker !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)

hello!

Good to see you on /board again. You've been missed.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:48, archived)

Still hurtin' for certain . . . going in for a second opinion !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:49, archived)

Take care of yourself

We don't want an invalid Valin!

(

RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)

Here's my advice:

keep seeing different doctors until one of them tells you you're fine!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)

You my friend are s true genius . . . will heed such sage advice !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 6:12, archived)

witchfuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)

WICTHH

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)

I'll switch for that witch.

Which was which at a fever pitch,
brought about a nagging itch.
Pick the wolfish bitch,
or the ghastly lich,
no one knows their lowest pitch.

For Mitch, and his eye twitch.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:41, archived)

I ran some of my color pics through your filter yesterday

I don't think they were the right kind of pics really, just lots of blotches of color.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)

I gotta move on, so I hear you.

Must innovate.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 4:57, archived)

That's great.

(

An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 5:49, archived)

YAY

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)

She stomps that moon like it was an FX pedal!

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)

COR!

Bet she's feisty.

(

Shlvng, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)

spotify:track:3IaPgG5jhvnTc25xisX6qV (Phat Planet by Leftfield)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/alexander_mc_queen_suave_tigger_dollar_triforce_chaac_pshoffman_ra_ratio.jpg
spotify:track:71HQ22sQDTMaRMLhzprpQf (Pick A Bale Of Cotton by Leadbelly)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)

ok lovely!

*frantically presses panic alarm button under counter*

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)

Days of Spazm, Nights of Phunck

spotify:track:2nR7BtviVVB6Bry2f27W0u (Tell Me Something Good - Single Version by Rufus)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)

SWEET SAMBIAN BRUSAH: Feesh Feesh Sweep ma Sambian 5: Np Jussis?

Yessum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB4JDJiet5M

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)

not as bad-ass as the honeybadger, but still cool

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)

now im trynna remember where I saw that rollerblade guy this past week

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)

it was links, a russian guy rollerblading though some shit

hopefully it looks like this
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/alexander_mc_queen_suave_tigger_dollar_triforce_chaac_pshoffman_sample.jpg

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)

ah, ok, yes it was on /coolyoutubestuffifound

I'm still loving lunchablez commercial
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)

Oh My

Time for bed with this in my head.

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)

DREAMS OFUCK: WAKES OF SOGIS

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)

You haver out done your haver mit da over biter !

Swoooooooooooooooogishness Ahead!

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)

sweet sweet code jape

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)

Morning Benders...

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)

hahahahaha

superbly done there fuxtix.

(

FIEND, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)

hahahaha brilliant!

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)

Nicely :D

Went to see the film the other day; absolutely brilliant.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)

the tweenies?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)

If there's a Tweenies film, it has to end in a gunfight.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)

i'd prefer knives and broken bottles, but guns would be acceptable

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)

Either way it will end with one crying over the dead body of another.

And the credits will roll over a black screen with no music.

Kids love all that gritty shit nowadays.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)

that's nice dear, g'night!

g'night!

(

Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)

Nighty night sir :)

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)

g'night mr. fox!

(

Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)

Ah, that doesn't look so ba-OH SHIT!

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:20, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)

great stuff!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)

Excellent

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)

Excellent!

1. Right click.
2. Set as desktop background.
3. Lolz

(themarginwalker, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

Ah a new post how rare! ;)

and I thought I had shoe size problems

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)

and without knees, she's a crappy runner

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)

(waxdart hello., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)

ELEPGHANTITIS BABYWANK 4: Enter Big Foot

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)

also

I am posting this REAL PICTURE as a testament to the fact that I DID indeed remove that woodpile by the fence today

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)

...with a clone brush

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)

NO!!!!

good god, no!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)

I wish life had a clone brush

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)

I'd settle for Undo.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)

that would be a good one too.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

The liquefy tool is pretty good though

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)

I'd settle for the eraser.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)

The more, the more, the more you try the eraser...

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)

The 3d object rotate tool is handy if you've got a car.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)

you sure know your filters, man!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)

That reminds me, I made you a painting.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)

After all that cannabis you'll probably want the red eye tool

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)

Hahaha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)

*wipes a tear*

thatnk you!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)

www.gameboomers.com/aboutus/web0.gif

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)

Now that, sir,

is Superior Design.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)

Fuck

I've just looked at their other awards, I don't think the parody ones we made were even nearly shit enough.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:18, archived)

Down-art is hard.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)

True

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)

Our project was doomed from the start.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 4:50, archived)

I'm dissappointed by the lack of cannabis

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

yeaahhhhhh.... me too :(

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)

Take a closer look my friend!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)

haha and as if by magic...

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)

lol.....

a bit of "bonemeal" and they'll be ready in no time flat!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)

Mofaha, Mofaha, quite contrary.

How does your cannabis grow?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)

With silver bells, and cockle shells

And policemen on the patio

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)

Of course they would be first around for a sample spliff

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)

yeah, I think I still have a preference for a clone-brush over an undo button in real life :D

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)

Copy/paste wouldn't hurt either :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)

Patch Tool or a Healing Brush would be handy

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)

gak!

she out of work? i have a field of grapes that need stomping
Her resume is rubbish but she has "other skill sets"!
(something about nail clippers powered by Stihl!)
:)

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

No nees

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)

WOULD

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)

Lovely

and Tineye would suggest you might have a NSFW edit up your *ahem* sleeve

(

RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)

oh, you didn't see my megapost a few days ago?

b3ta.com/board/10511644

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)

Yes, I did

but I was too *ahem* busy to reply

(

RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)

*looks on tineye*

o.0 -- she told me she was a good catholic girl at the dating website!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)

Hobbit girls!

Dildo Bugger is no doubt wanking like a mad monkey to this.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)

these are always superb

*mega clicks*

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)

Only a claw in Shetland...

That is all.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)

looks like a bloody pacifist, dunnee?

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)

This reminds me of that Pirates of the Caribbean film

the one where the rocks were crabs - shit film though.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)

I saw the first 20 minutes of that movie

4 times, each time on a different plane journey. I kept trying purely out of boredom. And I just couldn't get past that 20 minutes of bullshit at the beginning.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

I congratulate your perseverance

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

Haha it's more about disliking plane journeys enough

to want to try watching a terrible movie 4 times.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

So they didn't have Snakes on a Plane to watch

or the Harry Potter spin-off Snapes on a Plane?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)

haha

is it me or is b3ta on a complete go-slow tonight?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)

I've not been around much.

I have a bunch of stuff to do, and a sea of laziness and distractions to wade through in order to do it.
Plus it's been a lovely day here, the first after a few days of thunderstorms and bursts of pretty heavy rain, and hopefully I'll get outside soon to take advantage of the pleasant evening.
Maybe the weather's been nice elsewhere? Is it possible some /boarders have actually ventured outside?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)

What with James passing away on Tuesday I've not been out much

I was planning to do so much with my 2 weeks off work like going out to do some photography I guess I will ahve to give that a miss now. Although I might try to get out of the house to clear my head.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)

Sorry maiden, I think I may have missed some sad news?

Who was James?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)

Ah sorry thought you knew - he was a my Husband (common-law we was planning on marrying next year)

still consider him to be my husband though. He died in his sleep from ischaemic heart disease basically a lack of blood flow caused by him smoking and having diabetis.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)

you went to shetland and caught crabs?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)

to out with a
(sorry, the only Shetlands we know about around here are ponies)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)

ponies?

around here, that'd be classed as food

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)

A take-away that delivers itself?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)

Is UK among those areas where you might dine on equine? Just askin

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

No not at all that's a French trait ;)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)

I knew about France

same in US--eating horse would be a no-no

I've heard that in China they might eat anything with a pulse (or that ever had one within six months or so :)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)

I can't be certain but I think horse meat is banned as not fit to eat

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

it's a bit like steak, but very stringy

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)

You're suppose to remove the reins ;)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)

don't tell me, tell the bloody chef!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

hahah

those fuckin' head stalls are hard to chew

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

mmmm

I've heard of some religious sanctions against that, but never anything nutritionally unwholesome, etc

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)

It's certainly fit to eat

As it's eaten in many European countries.

I'm also almost certain it's legal in the UK. A blanket ban on horsemeat would probably be difficult to square with EU regulations on free trade.

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)

Ah okay no offence meant just my ignorance - sorry :(

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

Offence?

None taken! I'm surprised you think I might be. Perhps I could have worded my reply better.

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)

Ah no, just me being defensive just in case I did cause any offence to horse eaters out there ;)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)

The real question here

Is whether seamhorse meat is legal?

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

Seam horse is perfectly legal in all countries :D

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)

Then all is right with the world!

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)

indeed

although i'm sticking to soup tonight.
that and a bottle of wine, to be enjoyed along with die hard.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)

Die Hard - is that the Bruce Willis film or a necrophile porn flick?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)

bruce willis, of course

just had a bit of an argument with the bloke in the shop. he said die hard was shit, but then said eight-legged freaks was a much better film. now, while i love them both, i have serious doubts about his taste in films.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

How can he say that Die Hard was shit the man has no taste!

I do also like Eight-Legged Freaks though - close call.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

it's madness, i tell you, madness!

alan rickman is awesome in that film!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

Truly was best Rickman ever

I'm wondering now has anyone ever been Rickman Rolled? ;)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

if that's what i'd like to imagine it is

i'm first in line

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)

damn, the headache's kicked in, time to go.

g'night all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

Goodnight, Smashy take care of that headache

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)

nitee nite

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)

I live here and smell of crabs.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

mmmmmmmm, crabby

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

And lobsters

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

oooo, my favourite!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

And I live in a place called Twatt!

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

fairly snug, isn't it?

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

Is it a coastal town, a bit of a fishy place?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

u kild the bord

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)

How to stay skinny

by Oprah

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)

not sticking two fingers down her throat after each pie, then?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)

that can only work for 5 pies at a time

more than that--it takes toes, or a really good friend

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)

pah!

i managed to puke twice last night with no fingers needed!
that's the last time i eat those bloody straight to wok noodles.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)

sorry I missed that spectacle

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)

when it comes to new foods

i'm definitely on a learning curve

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)

stay away from anything labeled "rancid"

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)

pfffff

that'll be the ex, then

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)

reasonable pricing here

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

i prefer home-made

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)

well, some of us aren't that domestic

(sniff and run types)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)

i'm very domestic

and rather gassy

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

then you will relate to this

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

heheheheh

who told you i haven't had sex for a while?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)

just goin' by what I heard on b3ta

that when you fart it sounds like a commercial for the Japanese auto industry :P

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

sounds more like a rather forlorn elk

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

ah then--nothing as robust as one would expect for your size

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)

my size has greatly reduced

as has the resonance of my pantsongs

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)

ah, actually my focus wasn't on your size (congrats, nonetheless)

but I've always been amazed that such a huge creature as a bull elk can muster only an unimpressive squeal. I think they're gay

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

that might explain their decline in numbers

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

I MOVE AWAY FROM THE HOGIS TO BREATHE

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)

stone cold fact . . .

when you can't breathe, nothing else matters

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)

Butt the memory remains

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)

maybe on some dusty obituary

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)

GANGSTA BOOGIE

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)

Muse.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)

Is it for a game?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)

Yes*

*No

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)

Thought so*

*knew perfectly well

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)

I would expect no less, sir.

*is in awe*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)

your muse has a delightful crackle glaze

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)

Don't worry, she can't see...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)

maureen lipman's been at her

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)

*calls lawyers*

No, no - that's all fine. Nothing to see here...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)

i meant of course

maureen lipman's portrayal of t.v-bound doctor who baddie, the wire.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)

Ahhh....

I understand. :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)

that's good

i'm terrible at explaining myself

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)

I understood what you meant as soon as I saw it

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)

Well, there's really no need to point out my obvious stupidity, is there now?

*flounces around like a big yellow duster*

Edit: ^ Said In Jest!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)

haha I was merely comforting Smashy

but your lack of Dr Who knowledge is somewhat lacking ;) *pulling your leg*

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)

A fine chum of long standing is trying to rectify this issue

I have several DVDs of Pertwee & Baker-era goodness to peruse, thanks to him. And there's Daleks. Proper ones - not those bloody Alessi-designed fuckers they have now.

/old git blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)

I'm not a big Dr Who geek tbh I just remember that episode with Maureen Lipman

as it was repeated on telly pretty recently. I do agree the new daleks are just awful compared with the originals.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)

Some of my chums scare me a little with their encyclopaedic knowledge...

That said, the Dalek that turned up in the Chris Ecclestone episode, as a prisoner (or whatever) was pretty bloody kick-ass. Right size, colour, etc etc. Apart from the 'Elevate' moment, good all round.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)

i'd say that's a bit sad

but then i realised how pissed off i was yesterday when i found out the new series starts the day after i go away :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)

I'll TiVo it for you, how about that?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

heheheh

my sister's going to sky+ it for me, but i think the t.v in the hotel room gets bbc1. i'll be knackered after the journey anyway, so i'll have a bacardi and doctor who break after dinner, then piss off down to the bar.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)

As plans go, that's a fucking belter.

Props to you, ma'am.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)

got my suitcase today, the tickets are here, spending money sorted and new clothes bought!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)

If I may, where are you off to?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)

Lloret de mar

been there before, know the hotel, know the place, know the best places for cheap booze!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)

Verily, you are a walking Frommers guide :)

I hope you have a lovely time, ma'am.
*doffs stovepipe hat*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)

thank you

i'm sure i shall

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)

*ahem*

If you have the chance, could you bring me back 200 Marlboro Menthol Lights?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)

ah, if only

my limit has already been snagged by the parents

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)

Hungry!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)

Inevitably:

(

4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)

that's a helmet-scraping going on right there

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)

I'd probably forgive her.

(

4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)

now that's determination

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)

I have been single for a few months.

She could do what she likes.

Oh, did I type that out loud?

(

4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)

yes. yes you did.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)

oops

your sig - too much hairspray?

(

4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)

nope

lighting an unfamiliar cooker without my glasses on, whilst forgetting that my hair wasn't tied back.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)

Yikes.

I hope it wasn't too bad.

(

4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)

not really

missing a strip of hair from the right side, but i'm blessed with an over-abundance of very thick hair, so it's unnoticeable.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:56, archived)

PLANX PLANX BUDOKAI: Buddha Lust Circle 2 - Rise of Plimsole Warrior

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)

I can see the point of this

* Very nicely done!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)

blah blah filter blah worth posting? blah FUCK OFF

;)

(

RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)

polygon and on

I like this style, and I've indicated with a click, thusly:

(

thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)

Most kind, thank you!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)

Is that Ancilla Tilia?

She is all of teh sexeh

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)

very nice!

*click*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)

Everything Old Is <S>New Again</S> Retro

"I kno-kno-know you ar-r-r-r-r-e, b-but what am I?
No, seriously, what am I?"

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)

Is he masturbating in a darkened cinema?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)

He can't

He has no arms, or swimsuit area, or upper body strength, or upper body, or lower body, or body.

Edit: between Peewee, and "She-Bop" by Cyndi Lauper, and Madonna's stage show, the 80s were a good time for masturbation.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)

And the Divinyls proudkly carried that into the 90s with "I touch myself"

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)

especially after rocking the fuck out of the 80's!

Top Band!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)

o_O

(

FIEND, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)

NUTFUCK

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)

lol

some parts of the 80's would have been total shit to have not had;
others ..........meh!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)

Ha ha ha holy shit!

*clicks*

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)

Arf!

I bet the Soup Dragon is the High Grand Wizard or whatever they are called.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)

Or just Grand Dragon :)

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)

^ highly approves

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)

Nooooooooooooooo - not the clangers - that's just ... just

oh, okay, I'm not 4 any more - I'll let you off! Just keep your hands off the Magic Roundabout 'cos that really is sacred!

*clicks*

(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)

Don't look down there then \/\/\/\/

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)

*looks* Aaaarrghh

'tis rather good though

(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)

I am still 4

:'(

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)

Hahaha! Braw!

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)

haha, fucking hell!

They're not on the Moon, are they? Good luck burning that cross!

(

thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)

Sssh! don't say anything but it's a film set in the Nevada desert

you can tell by the American flag fluttering in the wind (there is no wind in space) and the opposing light sources not to mention that in every scene of the clangers it was shot against the same background hills ;) *dons tinfoil hat*

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)

*winks, touches nose, nods knowingly*

I still love that Buzz Aldrin decked one of those guys.

(

thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)

Nooooo! Not the Clangers!

Edit: ^ This was for Mr Postgate

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)

Awww - prettyness

I like that :-)

(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)

ooh

that is lovely.

(

thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)

TRIPLE EGGMAN DEUX: Silver Sambian Fetch, Fetch the Fucker

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)

WTF!

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)

I'd love to see this in a TV ratings war with Rastamouse

(

B3tan Housewife, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)

Hahaha:D

(

herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

Hahahahaha
I just fell off my stool

(mrwoggle, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

haha!

much better than my version!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)

It's a good job

I was at home when I saw that. Explaining a sudden burst of laughter at work would have been a sticky situation.

Racism is awful and unacceptable. I hope my click helps towards your social rehabilitation into a more tolerant person.

(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

*Click*

(

Ninj, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)

My new clothing range

Click for bigger (220 kb)

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)

Needs the additional slogan "I went to the riots and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)

(

Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)

HAHAHA

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)

AMAZING!

You thought it was early for the gay shift. You were wrong.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)

Tagline for b3ta The Movie?

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)

"In Space Noone can hear you fwap!"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)

There will be FUCK.

Steve Buscemi as Freebase.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)

^this

hahahaha :D morgan freeman as flanbase!

(

Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)

We need to make this happen.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)

Btw; are there official Gayshift Badges?

(

Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)

hahaha :D

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)

Liking this. Lots.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)

How much are they?

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)

Nicely done Mook :)

(

FIEND, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)

Something a little less shit in a day or two.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)

Baggypussy?

I was expecting a photo of Amy Winehouse...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)

Hmm... Smack-anory?

EDIT: Hull inbound.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)

Ah I thought that was a revamp of Balamory - but I think it's suppose to be Jackanory, right?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)

Yeah it's meant to be a take on this;

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Jackanory-1960s.jpg

Also, that is utterly disturbing, even to me. XD

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)

My image disturbs you?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)

Yes... well, the Wicker Man does anyway

which is surprising considering it's an island full of furries.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)

When I first watched it I was mildly dissappointed

expecting a good horror movie with plenty of blood and gore but the more I thought about the film the more disturbing the premise was.

There had never been a film quite like it where the main protagonist is not spared or saved at the end of the day which is a very unsettling a thought when you have come to almost sympathise with Edward Woodward's character, even if he is a bit ultra-orthodox in his Christian beliefs and judgemental of those of who appears to hold innoncent pagan beliefs.

He seems very much like a fly caught in a spider's web and the film just never lets go of that claustrophobic feeling - utterly brilliant film.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)

^This all over.

The festival-like style of the Pagan (or Wiccan?) rituals, on the surface, seem whimsical and joyous, but in the context of the story, it is really quite terrifying, even with Christopher Lee in a wig.
I personally am not religious, but when the main protagonist of the movie is, you expect them to get through this, maybe learn a few lessons along the way, so the ending came as quite a surprise.

And the remake? Yeah, we don't talk about the remake. :P

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)

"Not the bees, not the bees!"

"How'd it get burnt! how'd it get burnt! how'd it get burnt!"
and who can forget the classic "Step away from the bicycle!"

hahahahaha!

what a travesty, suddenly Summerisle is off the coast of America and is a Matriarchal society of indeterminate religion based on Bee Farming - get the feeling the Director hated women and bees.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)

How can anyone hate bees?

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)

Bee Haters can

Haters bee Hatin', Dog! ;)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)

Time to get me some honeyz.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)

And humanity for that matter.

I compare that film to The Happening; a film which purports itself to be a horror, yet is way too funny to invoke any fear.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)

Now if it wasn't for the continuous and hilarious suicides (the man on the lawnmower for one) in that film it would have a been a masterpiece

of Hitchcock measure. The premise of the film is sound and I'm not going to go into it as it would be a spoiler for anybody else who hasn't seen it yet.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)

Granted, the concept could have been stretched and it could have been a rather clever film.

But as it stands, with the hokey acting and, as you say, the unconventional suicides, it's just a laughable film.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)

That's M. Night Shyamalan for you lots of hokey acting

and overdone sentiments if it wasn't for the hilarious suicides you'd want to commit suicide yourself it was so gloomy.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)

Let's not forget Mark Wahlberg's performance.

I don't mind him as an actor, but wow...

It's like he TRIED to be as hammy and pathetic as humanly possible.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)

I liked Mark Wahlberg in The Bourne Identity

but as you say he came across as being overly sentimental and hammy maybe that was just the nature and direction of the film maybe he believed in the film so much he just slept-walked his way through it but that's the feeling I get from a lot of M. Night Shyamalan's films like The Village it was like they were all taking mogadon.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)

Yeah, he's alright in a few films.

To be quite fair though, everyone in that movie seemed half-asleep for the most part. Maybe it was what Shyamalan intended, although part of me puts it down to a poorly written script and shoddy direction.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)

Just like Signs a great premise poorly realised

and often laughable I know it was meant to be deeply serious but the fact that Mel Gibson's wife was pinned against a tree by a 4x4 I just couldn't take it seriously. "Swing high, swing high!"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)

Oh yeah, that was ridiculous.

M. Night seems to really scrape the bottom of the barrel for his plot twists sometimes; I quite liked The Sixth Sense because the realization was always there, just not very evident. The twist in Signs was just way too far fetched for my liking.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)

Yeah Aliens who have mastered travelling vast distances in Space

and all the intrinsic problems inherent with that: distance, technology, extreme temperatures, space debris travelling at massive speeds that could rip a SpaceCraft apart and what are they defeated by? A fucking wooden door and a Baseball Bat!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)

Oh, and random glasses of water.

Like, if that girl knew that would come in handy, how would have she known before the news reports that a seemingly superior race to our own can be defeated by Evian?

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)

Yes because as most scientists agree that H2O is one of the prerequisites to organic life in the universe

it goes without saying that our obviously humanoid alien overlords would find that water is like acid to them! And even if you could find a reason why this would be the case you're left with the question why are trying to conquer a planet made up mostly of water and where it actually falls from the skies - God help their Manchester ground support team!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)

They are one of the most illogical creatures in cinema.

There isn't a single lifeform on the planet that doesn't consist of at least the base elements of water. I reckon M Night must have wrote the characteristics of these aliens after watching The Wizard of Oz.

And that is a very valid point; WHY are the aliens invading this planet of all planets? If it's for resources, I'm sure there's other planets out there that handle that quota just as well.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)

One particularly where there isn't so many precariously placed glasses of water, wooden doors

and baseball bats

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)

You think that'd come up in briefing.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)

And they call themselves a superior species - not even a board meeting!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)

Haha :) wonderful.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)

Hahahaha

Sexeh

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)

The Evil Roundabout

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)

Oh, so in essence it is a Daedalum? (wheel of the devil)

/obscure toy history fact

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)

Yay!

even though my inner child will be having nightmares now!

(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)

Spend half my life

on that one

(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

I fecking

LOVE this.
Wants... Will burn none believers to get it too!
Clicky is not enough for the laugh it gave me!

It makes me want to listen to "Reign in Blood" again today!

(

Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)

this rocks

yeah
hell yeah
very silent hill ish

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)

Which raises the question;

I wonder if anyone in the world finds Bagpuss sexy?

And before you ask, I don't. :P

[EDITED DUE TO SCHOOLBOY ERROR]

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)

Only a little....

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)

Okay, he's QUITE sexy.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)

I mean, I'm not saying I'd fuck him or anything.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)

Okay, I probably would.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)

Okay, so I WOULD fuck a hot Bagpuss.

Don't you dare judge me.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)

Don't worry; I CAN'T judge you.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)

Actually,

it raises the question.

begthequestion.info/

Honestly, I don't know why I bother. It's worse than "literally" as an intensifier. Or "irregardless". Or [sigh] "alot".

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)

Wow... there is a website for that?

Okay, I will conform to proper English :) *edits*

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)

Mary, Mungo & Minge anyone?

Click for NSFW

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)

Ha ha!

Fucking hell, Wobs!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)

Thanks

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)

Oh fuck

I think that this week will finish off my innocent childhood memories :)

*Edit* Bloody hell, 700 posts in 7 years, I think the Apocalypse will get here before I reach 1000

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)

As long as nobody touches The Raccoons

I think I'll be fine :)

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)

Don't give him ideas,

Bestest cartoon ever!

*sings* "run with us..."

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)

^This.

There's something really warm about that cartoon, it's hard to explain.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)

I think it was because

there was always a moral to the story, even the baddies sometimes helped out in the end. That, and the theme tune!

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)

Probably :)

I personally think it has something to do with nature... and the theme tune.

Seriously, it's awesome :D

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)

That's done it,

the DVDs are coming out tonight :)

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)

Huh o_o I didn't know there WERE DVDs of that show.

I'm definitely looking out for them next time I'm in town :D

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)

Try here :

www.amazon.co.uk/Raccoons-Season-1-DVD/dp/B000NHG838

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)

Woo! Thanks :D

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)

20 smackers

for season 1 & 2. Bargain!

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)

Indeed :)

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)

Wrong wrong diddly wrong wrong

Well done

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)

Assume the position Mr. Dubya.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)

Ha ha ha....

Saturday Lols...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)

Pffft.... wonders if you're going to be doing vagina plane

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)

Have a spang... and this:

(

Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)

hahaha

music-related spang

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)

squildos at the ready

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)

nearly perfect stars on forehead

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)

Needs more Spongebob

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)

kaleyedoscopetastic

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)

I feel a kaleidoscoping filter coming on but

can't be ars'd to run it through

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)

yeah yeah, it was quik-n-durrdee

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)

no, I was referring to an animation kaleidoscoper

there's one on here in the animation tab
lunapic.com/editor/

ed: the results are fairly large in file size, so they need to be optimized, sometimes re-sized, to get them to 400k

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)

those are fun too :)

This is me -- hypnotising you into doing one

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)

yeeesssss, masssterrrrrr

wonder how hard it would be to set up a real, physical kaleidoscope and film or snap the moving image inside.

I don't even know where to buy a kaleidoscope anymore though

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)

make one

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)

arse factor

usually, when I "make" something it ends up costing money :)
Here's my latest project: my Kanumaran (poorly shopped onto a background of the Meramec River.) The craft is real, however.

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)

cool!

I want to have that next weekend :D

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)

One of these days, I plan to take an extended float down the Mississippi

but there are a lot of logistics to work out

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)

^ That is fantastic!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)

I'm now wondering if you sell propane and propane accessories

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)

I fail to see the connection to KOTH, but

who knows what's in your head (or isn't ;p)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)

I live in the UK, and here we just don't have suburbs that look like yours at all....

I was making the joke that your house and garden looks like it belongs on KOTH, although there may be a million streets just like this in the US, in the UK there is nothing like it, and it instantly made me think of king of the KOTH...

Although Hank would be ashamed of your lawn....

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)

i love it!

i know they're simple to do, but it's like candy for my eyes

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)

I had one of yours as a desktop for my secondary display for about a year

Love it when people don't look like people.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)

that's it, yeah. seeing human skin/parts in unnattural states is a bit freaky

I know which pic you were talking about using as a desktop background. It's hosted here somewhere

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)

One thing I like about this sort of stuff is

that you can always find little weird characters within them, which you can extract.

for one

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)

Like the chimp eyes over the fags

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)

how very true

(

sooperdave, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)

(

sooperdave, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)

little serendipitous gems!

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)

S M O K I N !

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)

We've all been there

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)

...been where

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)

(

herman:D, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)

(

herman:D, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)

blblblblblblblblblbl

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)

that's a good one--

I like the multi-colored ones too

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)

one for every day of the week

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)

So Wednesday is wank day for you?

(I only count six there)

(

RedHouse over yonder, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)

sunday is a day of rest!

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)

eek!

it's like a scary universe of meat

(

thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)

This is what you see when you take acid and watch Society.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)

gah!

Why, oh why, did I look up that reference?

(

thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)

Would.

Nicely done thar.

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)

Lip smacking goodness......

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)

turkey, yes. dog, no.

i'm greatly displeased by dogs today, especially noisy fat little jack russels

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)

tip: they are much quieter underwater

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)

puppy ciao

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)

Sianatra, babie

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)

threw half a jug of cold water over her before

she stopped barking for a whole 5 minutes.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)

maybe duct tape her jaws together

could be interesting :)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)

she bites

due to being a rescue dog who's had no training and been spoiled by my sister and my niece

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)

when I was a kid, my sister had a pooch that yapped too much

One time I fed it some peanut butter (which, in those days, stuck to the roof of your mouth like concrete.) He was kept too busy to yap for the longest time, struggling with that wad in his mouth :D

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)

EEK!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)

i for one welcome

our new caninavian overlords!
Woo Yeah!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)

I think we can make room for them in society, yes

ed: they need to be scaled to the size of an AT-AT to handle major conflicts like riots, however

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)

This doag did questionable things in the war.

(

Shlvng, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)

war is heck

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)

DOAGS OF WAR WILL HECK YOU IN THE PISS

(

Shlvng, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)

He is clearly not fluffeh

All his fluff has been removed for filling pillows

Sweet dreams

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)

indeed, he's not :)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)

this is not how i remember fluffeh tiem

i am disappoint

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)

times change

fluffeh's out--gore is in

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)

I DENY YOU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)

very, very good :D

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)

Click for bigger (319 kb)

(tedweasel, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)

I see what you did there...

Nice CDC in the red knight...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)

it's done with mirrors

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)

gayzlol

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)

there was a reason he lived on festive road

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)

aren't you up and about a little early?

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)

i'm dog-sitting

so stuck at my sister's house with a telly that has stopped working fr some reason. had to kip on the couch as i can't stand the memory foam mattress she's got. thus the waking up early.
it has not been a fun experience, what with barking and fire and whatnot

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)

jesus, i'm bored

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)

might make another coffee

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)

i may do some ironing. now THAT'S boredom.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)

feel a bit sick, now

ham and raisins clearly wasn't the right breakfast choice.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)

it can be fairly boring on here at this hour

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)

so i see

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)

mmmmm, looking at pictures of my hotel

this time next week, i'll be there, getting pissed in a rooftop jacuzzi

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)

All I can offer you (and many others)

is a fish butty.

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)

that would be nice

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)

Special edition butties too

only 5000 will be made (I actually want one myself now)

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)

do they come with a certificate of authenfishity?

/contrived pun is contrived

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)

You get a badge and photo of me with said sarnie,

plus free annual membership to the Dennis the menace club.

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)

that'll do nicely

*awaits*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)

Fire?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)

yes

was lighting the cooker, lit my hair as well

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)

you cooked the ham and raisins?

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)

no, this was last night

disastrous stir-fry effort

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)

Ha ha ha....

* Sorry... "Oh dear, are you ok?"

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)

still smell of burnt hair, but i'll get over it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)

^ What she said

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)

awww, what about I come round to this place and save you with 4 pints of lager and a packet of nuts?

(

The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha. Here's my innocent reposted version?

(

Q4nobody, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)

sweet

(tedweasel, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)

have a pea to celebrate

(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)

well done!

(

thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)

^ This

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)

meh!

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:40, archived)

gtfo! ;p

down and dirty

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)

pffft!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)

badum-tish =)

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)

Where is the nudge button

how do I nudgespam everyone who is reading this messageboard

I have pidgin installed

any help would be appreciated thanks I just want to nudge everyone on this page

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)

guys can you all please post your messenger addresses so I can nudge you a bunch

I'll be done in 20 or 30 minutes

thanks guys

just post em up in the the comments

thanks again

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)

I have thrown you a fryingpan with me msn shite on it

expect a spang any minute

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)

how do i nudge you

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)

Join me on the commute to work in the morning

much jostling and nudging on the toilet train to lime st.

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)

hahahahahaha

i liked this so much tiger got wood!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)

looks like a 3 wood, maybe

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)

we approve this pic

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:13, archived)

I like her slippers...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)

been a while since i've busted this out

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:32, archived)

^ Posh

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)

*dons xray specs*

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:44, archived)

needs more slippers

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)

that's some cock

*deducts 10 points from self for obvious gag*

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:53, archived)

^ Pffttt...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:18, archived)

try not gagging on it

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:35, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmm......Phoebe!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)

How DARE you suggest that potato is wearing a wig!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:28, archived)

Is that a scouse doorman?

'ning all

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:27, archived)

I saw those shoes in a shop a while back

They make horrible squawking noises when you walk around in them. They're a great gift for a child if you hate their parents.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)

words dont even come close.......

...............!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

(

Shlvng, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)

Haha

Yeah!

I'm wondering.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)

Thank you b3ta, You made a Wobbly bloke very happy...

and the last two birthday VAGs (while I am away) are Amanda Alch & Robert Plant.

De-Ris

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:38, archived)

do you really have a fizzy?

(

sock more tea vicar?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)

Yes, I do.. I have had it for 30+ years and re-built it last year...

It is now up for sale and I wold be happy to send you the link if you are interested?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:52, archived)

not really interested in buying, just reminiscing really

my mate had a fizzm but told me it was a fizzy, you can imagine my dissapointment!

edit - 30 years eh? damn that makes me feel old

(

sock more tea vicar?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)

My advice is...... Don't sell the fizzy.... if you do I think you'll regreat it..

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of......

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)

I know what you are saying...

but I have now use for it now and it cost me nearly £1k to fix it up last year so I could do with some return on my investment...

:(

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)

I love these?

It's like you take photos of famous people and suck their souls out?

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)

Oh, don't be silly.

Everyone knows famous people don't have souls.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)

See, the way I see it, your pics add a nice little touch of interaction to b3ta.

I get to request a picture of someone, next day it turns out that some nifty little Wobble-Gnomes have created it and put it up on my screen!

Plus, I just like to see them first thing when I log on to the site.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:16, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:23, archived)

^ This, very much

Also, can I plop in a request for Joe Strummer tomorrow?

Edit: In fact, come to think of it I didn't really pay much attention to the VAG CREAMS until the requests aspect began. I think that's what makes them special and very community spirit-ish.

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)

^^this and ^this

Welcome back, sir, and never mind the bollocking. Kim Cattrall and Carrie-Anne Moss tomorrow (It will be a beautiful morning).
Hogis!

(

RedHouse over yonder, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)

Thanks Redhouse and Miss Hogis....

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)

FUCK OFF

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)

Thats not very Nice:(

(

herman:D, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)

maybe not but

I find that this, now predictable, daily ejaculation of invective adds to the charm of the viewing experience

well it makes me laugh, anyway

(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)

I like the Robert Plant one.

I only just saw the thread from yesterday in your De-Ris link, and I clicked "They're OK, nice to see them every day" and I'm glad you do them and post them. I'm sure you've seen me comment on some of them and say I liked them.

I'm sure you have also seen me comment on "Floggy Horse" and howl with laughter, that is because I find parody and taking the piss out of other people in a playful way, highly amusing and in the spirit of b3ta, it's fun and that's why I come on b3ta, Floggy is also ripping the shit out of several others as well as yourself, and I hope he carries on because I find it highly amusing.

So I hope Floggy Horse sticks around taking the piss.

But I also hope that you continue to produce your Vag Creams every day and post them, some of which I really like a little more than others ;-)

You keep the board moving far more than I do, because I hardly post any new pictures....

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)

Thanks IM...

I think "Floggy Horse" stick around for a while..

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)

Well I love Floggy Horse and I love Wobbly Bloke....

I just hope Harry Hill doesn't turn up to see which one is best...!! ;-)

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)

My mum's community art project #2

I did another one.

(To recap: anyone at all can wander in [it's on the High Street] and paint/draw whatever they like on one of 100 9" x 6" jigsaw pieces. To be exhibited in a couple of weeks' time)

(#1: www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg )

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:51, archived)

This deserves biscuits

and a click

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:53, archived)

is it a jigsaw though?

doesn't a jigsaw, when complete make one coherent pic? Isn't this more of a montage?
just askin'

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)

That'd be a jigsaw puzzle.

But you're right, it's not a jigsaw. But, y'know, it's a community art project. Broad appeal, accessibility and so on. All the bits fit snugly together, apparently.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)

a jigsaw puzzle doesn't need a picture on it to make it a puzzle though

in fact, if there were no picture it would still be a puzzle, but much more difficult ;)
either way, i like the idea and i like this pic.
Will the organisers be ok with your graphic depiction of what i can only assume to be some kind of telekenitic type brain murder?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)

Ta for the kind words.

And hey, kids fucking love a spot of telekinetic brain murder, you know that.
Nearly as much as they love direct, out-and-out, brutal physical mutilation with outlandishly oversized Japanese weaponry.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)

I'm pretty sure the only requirement is that it's been cut by a jigsaw

My mum had one which was all yellow called "flat banana".

I guess some people enjoy that kind of thing.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:08, archived)

Although these days I wouldn't be surprised if there was a more efficient way of cutting it than using a jigsaw

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)

that's what i'm thinking, though i really want to be wrong

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)

The type of saw involved shouldn't detract from the puzzle making

maybe someone should start a company called jigsaw, kind of like how there's a company here called '100% australian beef' which means mcdonalds can say they have 100% australian beef burgers.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)

Done.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)

which bit of a jigsaw is that?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)

Come on bus.

I had to make the background black so the come would show up. Pardon me for tittering, but I thought it was very clever.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)

It is clever.

This pic wasn't clever in 2007, and is still stupid even today!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)

YAY!

That's Thor, right? I imagine him saying "Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, lemonade, hot dogs around the corner."

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)

i'm rissing like a mother fucker here

edit, not by the thor pic

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)

Thor has 6 blue tits.

Obvious if you think about it.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)

I was RISsing meself a bit, til I realised it's a different version of the one we used to punch and kick each other to as tiny tots:

Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate's made.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)

i can't think of anything to do, i need some inspiration

inspire me NOW, otherwise i'll start posting shite like this

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)

ROTTING LAMB IN THE SHAPE OF A RUTTING MAN

please.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)

Do a walk cycle!

Walk cycles are A W E S O M E

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)

eh?

i don't know what you mean. what's a walk cycle?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)

Mother fucking walkcycle!

Like a boss.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)

Yeah! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Walkcycle.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)

ah, thought as much

what are you using to do this?
i'm trying it in CS5 and it's shit. the frames just goes increasingly transparent, and doesn't really animate
ah, sorted it. position and effects

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)

I used The Gimp and gifsicle.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)

hahaha!

Yay!
I haven't seen her for ages.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)

this is fuckin awesome!

apologies, but i'm feeling particularly sweary today

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)

as I recall, that was for a comp years ago

--something about totally useless objects--( ^ walking machine)

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)

it may be useless, but i think i want one

actually, it reminds me of the swing at our local play park. it has weird handles, so disabled children can swing on it.
I've tried it and it's fucking impossible to use

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)

a little more useful here

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)

this isn't done with photoshop, is it?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)

sure, why not?

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:23, archived)

because of the rotation of the feet

are they seperate layers? when i try to rotate a layer it rotates on every frame. am i doing something wrong?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:35, archived)

yes--each foot orientation is a layer of its own

If you make duplicate layers, then you can re-orient or transform them independently

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)

Actually

I think in that gif, I have only one "rotated" layer for each foot. all of the kicking is done with the same rotated foot layer, just moved to different locations on the frame canvas.

(

LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)

lol.....

have a tit lift!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)

hahahaha

you mad cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)

Motherfucking Awesome!

(

4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)

Walk this way sir...

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)

BRING IT ON BITCH!

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)

the posts above are the reason why the gayshift is the wayshift

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)

The head is something I found at a flea market.

I had it lag bolted to the trunk of my 1961 Rambler. I used it to terrify conservatives.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:45, archived)

voodoo shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 5:13, archived)

Evil Potato

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)

Cowcat I am curious as to which Australian superstar you are and would like to warn you about the horrible tall poppy syndrome we have here

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:16, archived)

I'm Robert Foster, a MODEST Austrailan superstar.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)

i love the gay shift

anyone can post any old shit and nobody gets uppity about it.
suits me

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)

i can't believe i said uppity

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)

Well, I'm not gay and the shift ended. Almost 1am over here.

Not sure if that's uppity or just unfriendly. Thanks for the terrifying walkcycle, good nightmare material.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:45, archived)

The Vegetable and Dildo Rebellion

of Kentucky in 1903

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)

wobby moose wants you to spaz

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)

Also: diagram

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)

Yey... a Scottie Dog!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:17, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »