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[challenge entry] Quick pea
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:49, archived)
# She's an old friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:57, archived)
# She sucks jellybabies in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Still would
Once the crucifix was out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 4 May 2014, 10:31, archived)
# Would would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:10, archived)
# is this the new channel 4 logo? I like it a lot if it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:11, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/EFJarXj.jpg
My b3tardz iz fukked.
Pleeze fix this….NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:17, archived)
# b3tards is nothing to do with me I'm afraid
robtoo is the guy to try and summon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:20, archived)
# I WILL DESTROY THIS WHOLE SITE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:26, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:35, archived)
#
oi61.tinypic.com/2mwcy6a.jpg
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:45, archived)
# You'll have to fill in complaint form 3441-alpha, and file it in the appropriate complaint box.
Don't ask me where that is, it's not my department and I'm not your fucking secretary. Hope this helps.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 3 May 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Nice legs! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Classic atomic
I never know if to applaud or run.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:19, archived)
# Took me 2 weeks to create this.
Shame me and spank me.
(you ran already…didn't you?!)
:/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:22, archived)
#
I can't hear you from here
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:39, archived)
# *tap*tap*
behind you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:48, archived)
#
no!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Stained Ass Windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:21, archived)
#
*fukkinb3tardz*
oi58.tinypic.com/w7j7s9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:25, archived)
# "Just one more thing..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=biW9BbWJtQU
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:26, archived)
# *DANCE CANCELLED*
i.imgur.com/mPZFEwG.jpg
FUCKING B3TARDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Hitler wants a blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:58, archived)
# I didn't think he'd be your type..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:07, archived)
# OBV.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:47, archived)
# great album cover
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:42, archived)
# German Love Songs and Marches
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:49, archived)
# KITLER LIVES !


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he is pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:55, archived)
# i can haz fynal soloutionz now plz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:22, archived)
#
oi62.tinypic.com/10s7ib7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:47, archived)
# cazual friday
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Mikrosoft Auffice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:06, archived)
# .___.
www.b3ta.com/board/11076171
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:10, archived)
# whyioughtta...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:11, archived)
# yesushood:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Stylin'
\o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:16, archived)
# \o
wham
bam
boom
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:19, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZb_eIufeYQ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:29, archived)
# awesome
o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:38, archived)
# haha
hitler chugging on a big old ghost wanger there
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 4 May 2014, 0:09, archived)
# "Move them buses"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:03, archived)
# "I 'ate you, Hitler..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 4 May 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Meh
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:06, archived)
# but she fought AGAINST the Nazis!
albeit in a Hirogen simulation on the holodeck, unaware that she wasn't really a club singer called Madame Le Neuf.


kill me now....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Oh my. Your street cred just took a terrible nose dive.
Though I like you more now : D.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:12, archived)
# at least it wasn't enterprise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:17, archived)
# man, i need booze
home time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:35, archived)
# Enterprise is better than Voyager
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:05, archived)
#
I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Weyhey!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure I have the gist of this challenge


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but it's done now.
(DrCJBoduma, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:02, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
think about how a dog (and other critters) can eliminate the need to wipe, and there you have the drip-proof dispenser...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:04, archived)
# "how come dogs get rolls royce arseholes that neatly crimp off each turd, yet we get the cheap skoda variety where we have to chase bits of shit halfway across our back with a piece of toilet paper"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:46, archived)
# I have to wipe my dogs arsehole sometimes
or else the lube gets in the fur
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# This, feels, so
alien...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 4 May 2014, 19:01, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 May 2014, 22:56, archived)
# yeah, I wonder!
Hey GOD! ...top of the evolutionary ladder, eh? Fack Off!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:00, archived)
# I think it's because we sit as if on a chair instead of squatting.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 May 2014, 2:16, archived)
# also
FUCK! ewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Love it or hate it.....
.....it still looks like shit
(DrCJBoduma, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:07, archived)
# marmite shouldn't be in a squeezy bottle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:05, archived)
# any telescopic orifice/sphincter is an abomination of all things natural and man-made
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:17, archived)
# ^this
it should be on toast. or possibly a crumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:20, archived)
# Teaspoon full in beans on toast is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:30, archived)
# *boke*
beans are like kryptonite to me, i can't go near them without feeling sick >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:35, archived)
# If you ever become a superhero I'll remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:10, archived)
# what do you mean, "become"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:17, archived)
# ugh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Aaaaaghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Phil likes his fresh every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:15, archived)
# Beast Extract
On Toast
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:42, archived)
# mmm, marmite nipples
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Sexeh tiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:38, archived)
# I don't think she likes you.


What happened to B3tards? I'm not sure I have done this right...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Only because I mentioned her comb over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Bald as a coot, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Shame about that one rogue hair though
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
#
youtu.be/9-tkJbuQPnk?t=1m30s
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Ha! Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:16, archived)
# lovely 80's make-up job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:20, archived)
# It is back in fashion!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
# i know!
her hair even looks lacquered!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Mine
just looks knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:31, archived)
# chicken's arse feathers here
slept on it funny and can't do a thing with it :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:42, archived)
# No she doesn't,
but will she ever tell me why? No fucking chance...
(emptyspace, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Nice syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:55, archived)
# Think b3tards is fecked.
Some japester started logging into other people's b3tards and over-writing their pics with other stuff.

So to solve it they made it so you can't upload anything.

Or something like that.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:07, archived)
# it's squirrels
squirrels got into it and ate all the wires. or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:11, archived)
# ^pretty much that
Last time I was able to upload was Fri 25th Apr was borked Sat 26th
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:49, archived)
# her love is a bullet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:28, archived)
# great eyes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:52, archived)
# She should be careful
Finger on the trigger and barrel resting on chin? She'll be lucky to escape with just an exploded nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Safety is on.
Did I draw a safety?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Very nice, is it Donald Trumps granddaughter?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Some days you just can't get rid of crystal meth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:09, archived)
# have you never been to liverpool?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Went there once as a kid - no meth.
Went again as a twenty-something for an Arsenal v Liverpool game - no meth, but plenty of exciting "we fucking hate wankers from London" and "you're a dead man" banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:20, archived)
# ah, yes, the friendly banter between football fans
and people wonder why i like snooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 3 May 2014, 15:21, archived)
# *orders Daz*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:24, archived)
# A lovely bowl of hot cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Breaking Bat
nice

edit - just noticed the joker, awesome, so much work in a tiny place :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:38, archived)
# A very fleeting cameo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:48, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:27, archived)
# Humble thanks for the FP, kind stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Try not to disturb them
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:28, archived)
# i first saw them as 2 giant hairy meatballs
which has worried me slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
# it's ok, they appear to have got their massive heads inexplicably caught in tiny holes :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:22, archived)
# watching a repeat of russel howard last night
where he was talking about how it's possible to open your mouth wide enough to get a lightbulb in, but you can't get it out again. i have to admit, i was tempted to try it :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:28, archived)
# that's nonsense, just crunch down on it, it's easy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:30, archived)
# mmmmm, shards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:35, archived)
# they're having a bloody good look for whatever it is they've lost
nice to see such determined ostriches on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:25, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Free range, of course
Don't you hate it when your chicken nugget still contains recognisable chicken parts?



(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice,
mind if I slip this pea in here?


< Bonus later edit: 2 for 1 >

(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 3 May 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Wait a minute, this baby oil has been tested on animals! you monsters!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The horror...
photo nicole-kidman-robmanuel_zpse9cf7c93.gif
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:04, archived)
# whoa
fits a bit too well
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:29, archived)
# o
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 3 May 2014, 7:47, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 3 May 2014, 11:26, archived)
# Great Seal of the Old Ones


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Actually, just a selfie.
(Valefar So what?, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:54, archived)
# whoah! looks like some of my work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:57, archived)
# I could never surpass
your work, Pedrohin (I've been a fan for years).
(Valefar So what?, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:01, archived)
# I recognize your face in there.
What software?
(Valefar So what?, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:04, archived)
# just a kaleidoscope plugin for photoshop / paint shop pro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:11, archived)
# I've just been playing with Pixelmator.
Photoshop addict since the early 90's, but I had to try it and it's worth it: very inexpensive and lots of toys.
(Valefar So what?, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:14, archived)
# i will look into it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:26, archived)
# it's for a MAC :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:35, archived)
# Eugh...
I just saw that as well :(

I'll stick with MSpaint...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Gah!
Too, too...be back Saturday. G'nite!
(Valefar So what?, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:12, archived)
# o hai pedro
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:26, archived)
# i know, right?
I thought my comedy account had chewed through the straps again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Would.
That' still acceptable as a response, correct?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 3 May 2014, 5:02, archived)
# pedro's had her
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] With the debates out of the way, Nigel returned to his day job.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 3 May 2014, 0:05, archived)
# scary looking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:27, archived)
# ha, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 May 2014, 7:01, archived)
# Hammers!
nicely that
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:26, archived)
# i drawed some skullts

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:19, archived)
# i like best the one with cracks that look like sunglasses. hes a cool skullt
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:20, archived)
# I like the saw
not sure it would cut well though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:28, archived)
# thanks, it's not very well drawn but that is a bow behind it; so it's not a saw for sawing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:50, archived)
# I like turtles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:39, archived)
# HaHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:52, archived)
# i did one with a skull turtle a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Skulltastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Skills!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:59, archived)
# thanks im p. awesome ye
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Obamination

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(while i'm here, a repost for the compo...)
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:47, archived)
# pickle stabbers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:53, archived)
# yeah? ok
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:21, archived)
# reminds me a bit of atomic's stuff
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:27, archived)
# needz more pain
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:53, archived)
#
mindbleach.org/
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:02, archived)
# Bleach smells like jizz, or is it the other way around?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:04, archived)
# i'd fuck me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:57, archived)
# Hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:10, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ArSfCTvMA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:14, archived)
# HHa!!! Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:30, archived)
# But would you fuck him hard?
Because he really wants to know. And I probably do as well.
(gijoel, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:13, archived)
# face your like i
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Like I your face
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:44, archived)
# hah
yes to this.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Lecter/Clifford seems aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:15, archived)
# he's so happy with his new face!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha
edit: more hahaha for the willy
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:43, archived)
# teeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:49, archived)
# if ssg taught us anything in his short life, it is the perfect rule that all parodies need an erection to shine
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:33, archived)
# very nice =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 3 May 2014, 7:49, archived)
# HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:31, archived)
# i'm imagining the noise those spaghetti-like arms would make
and it pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:59, archived)
# I imagine they sounds like the tenticles of 'The Thing' when it takes over the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:36, archived)
# Negro Apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:55, archived)
# He threw in a nice bit of public grovelling, this time around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:03, archived)
# To be honest, I consider it a little bit of flim with a small side-helping of flam.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:09, archived)
# he's doing it on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:18, archived)
# he's probably already planning selling the exclusive first interview
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:54, archived)
# i can see min clifford
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:10, archived)
# The PRick will PRobably die in PRison without PRobation which is PRecisely PRoper.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Clifford, the big red botty
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:42, archived)
# He's already saved them the bother of sizing him up in the showers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:05, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:08, archived)
#
Eight stretch in the Max Security wing. Nasty.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:00, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:06, archived)
# "Kiss it....

... apologise"
(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:36, archived)
# He bought an E?
This story is just getting ridiculous now.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Naggers
I hate being nagged. I'll tidy my room when I get round to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Nuggers.
A person who smokes crack like no tomorrow. They are called nuggers because of always jonesing you for a nug. The word nug comes from the way a little chunk of crack looks like.
Nugger: hey man you got a nug?
Dealer: How much money you got?
Nugger: None, I just need a little nug. I promise I'll pay you back.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Is this "Call my bluff"?
If so, I'll go with Sandi's definition instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:44, archived)
# she was in 15 to 1 the other day
my mum looked at me and said "is she a lesbian?"
what, like the shoes didn't give it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Heheh
Words cannot be offensive if mumbled. Ask Muttley.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Or Kenny
(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# and on that bombshell...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Some say I'm biggest racist.................................
................................................................... in the WORLD.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:14, archived)
# the stig only ever wears a white suit. coincidence? I THINK NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
# They killed the black one for no reason I can remember....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:27, archived)
# the dastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Actually, he used to wear black
and then he was "killed" in an "accident." Methinks Clarkson had something to do with it
EDIT: Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:28, archived)
# *mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Fuck they look so young...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiJkQzpzRc
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# i'd forgotten how cute richard hammond was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:46, archived)
# He looks gay, and James May isn't fat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:50, archived)
# james may gives me the wronghorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:56, archived)
# *may give
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 May 2014, 17:07, archived)
# we can but hope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Also I think you'd brake him
I'm off... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
# you'd better bloody run!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:56, archived)
# The Stig Lives!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lkh0uWFg9c
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 3 May 2014, 8:49, archived)
# "Some say, he lived in a woodpile for the first 8 years of his life".
"Others say, you can catch him, but only by his toe".
"All we know is, he's called the ..."

"NOW WHAT?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# It was rumoured he was going to rerecord this advert untill the scandal hit the press....
www.diggerland.com/explore/video.htm
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:31, archived)
# He's very sorry it might affect the 18 million a year he earns.....
I never knew there was a racist version until a few years ago. always used to say "Catch a fish and let it go"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:10, archived)
# we had knicker or sailor at school
but then I wasn't a cub or a scout who had the n word version taught to them by Rudyard Kipling the racist cake maker
Eenie Meenie is "A Counting-Out Song", from Land and Sea Tales for Scouts and Guides 1935 Rudyard Kipling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Ah! that makes some sense.....
I only went to cubs twice and was forcibly dragged there protesting all the way that I hatted it and didn't want to go
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:26, archived)
# A bowler or a nice fedora?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha.! Fuck ;-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:42, archived)
# I owe Rudyard Kipling an appology.
I've told people before that I think If is a heap of shit, but I've only just realised that the line I based that opinion on was actually a biblical quote and not actually in If.

St Paul's letters are a heap of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:37, archived)
# i got in trouble with a religious type the other day
for asking if the bible contained st. paul's letter to the editor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:38, archived)
# The orignall bible contained dragon stories...
www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-which-jesus-kicks-some-ass.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:45, archived)
# loving the dragon stuff
not so keen on the evil kid killing people who look at him a bit funny stuff. then again, it'll piss off the christians.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# When I was a kid there was ONLY the racist version.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 May 2014, 18:14, archived)
# I learnt the racist word version from Pulp Fiction
I believe Zed says it as he chooses to bum either Marsellus or Butch
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Now you mention it,
I think that was the first time I was aware of the existence of a racist version. It was always "Tigger" when I was young, and it never occurred to me to question it.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 2 May 2014, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Leemondus, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Have an old NSFWatu :)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# glad to see you covered her count
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
# The sad truth is that the source image included a bikini.
So I dutifully shopped it out, then put big black rectangles over it.

Biggest waste of time ever.

Well, not ever, obviously.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:07, archived)
# i've watched bridget jones' diary
i put it to you that THAT was the biggest waste of time ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:16, archived)
# That's a difficult argument to refute.
(Although I don't hate myself enough to have seen it.)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:15, archived)
# =) Lewd nobs
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 3 May 2014, 7:50, archived)
# I've clicked everywhere on that pic
It just won't go! :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Leemondus, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
# John Lennon IS alive then...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:40, archived)

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