Great stuff mate
Congrats on the double FP! I see your got some jealous non-contender throwing their rattle earlier? Never take that shit bait and carry on making the classics man! I can't understand how someone who doesn't contribute here can complain about the content?
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:05,
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You're a dreary fuck n'all, don't worry.
You don't need to be a shoe maker to recognise when you've trod in dogshit.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:17,
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Aww, lil spongy gone and learned some big scary words.
I always laugh at how brave and tough, these text trolls can be
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:28,
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I'm neither brave nor tough, just observant.
Big words? Which words are you having problems understanding, Quenters?
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:05,
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Sorry, I seem to be missing the point here.
Ninj does a lot of faceswap shops, keeps the board ticking over, seems a nice bloke.
Q4Nobody is a well recognised artist in various media IRL.
What does it gain you to slag people off like this? If you don't like it, just switch off, use ignore, whatever. This snide commenting is not unlike vandalising a bus shelter as an enraged protest at being impotent/ not listened to out in the real world.
No-one cares who you are, what you do or what your opinion is. If you don't have anything positive to say, why bother saying anything unless it's a 'look at me, I slag people off on line rather than just moving over content I don't like'
I'm not interested in a detailed 'upset on the internets' kind of argument that has buried /QOTW, just completely mystified by your motivation here.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:30,
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Q4Nobody is a well recognised artist in various media IRL.
What does it gain you to slag people off like this? If you don't like it, just switch off, use ignore, whatever. This snide commenting is not unlike vandalising a bus shelter as an enraged protest at being impotent/ not listened to out in the real world.
No-one cares who you are, what you do or what your opinion is. If you don't have anything positive to say, why bother saying anything unless it's a 'look at me, I slag people off on line rather than just moving over content I don't like'
I'm not interested in a detailed 'upset on the internets' kind of argument that has buried /QOTW, just completely mystified by your motivation here.
I don't need to imagine it
I was there man - and it was wonderful to behold.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:54,
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No you miss the point
Read teh wordz! They is funny!!
Edit: You fucking started all this with ya bloody fuckflan faceswap stuff!
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:17,
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Edit: You fucking started all this with ya bloody fuckflan faceswap stuff!
Hahaha
I can see what you mean, damn I wish I could do vomit like that
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:21,
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Aw that really hurts
I put loads of effort into it and everything, which is of course the point of b3ta
"damn I wish I could do vomit like that"
....... no, too easy
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:44,
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"damn I wish I could do vomit like that"
....... no, too easy
Wolves hunt in packs usually
You seem to be 'going it alone' I admire your grit for that.
Woo!
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:34,
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Woo!
And the price of being a twat is that it's impossible for you to avoid acting like one.
Go on, see if you can.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:06,
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Well said mate
It's like sitting through a TV programme you hate rather than switching it off :)
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:35,
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Thanks for that, you're a fabulous human being. "The nobody cares about my opinion" bit was wrong though, soz.
"Keeping the board ticking over" has got to be one of the weakest forms of praise I've read for a while.
Cheers
PS: Yoko Ono is also a well-recognised artist
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:45,
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Cheers
PS: Yoko Ono is also a well-recognised artist
This is really boring now. We get it. You don't like things on the main board
\o/ Why do you look????????!
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:49,
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Shush Wobbly Beat.
Make us a picture of a forklift with Freebase on it. They're really good.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:50,
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The guy up there likes it.
He said so.
He wouldn't lie...would he? O____o
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Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:05,
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He wouldn't lie...would he? O____o
deleted now but I thought there was a reference to the american history x kerb scene there too, terrifying
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:07,
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quite disappointed that no-one has posted michael jackson eating popcorn yet
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:23,
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Aw, he has a mate too
Or is it another alias? Off out now, have fun kids
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:35,
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couple of pricks who come on and moan for there own entertainment
I wouldnt mind if they posted stuff on here hahaha. Well the fucklift from hell used to!!
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:46,
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I used to post a lot on here, under my old username
before the place was swamped by endless unfunny shitposts from dreary cunts like all of you.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:41,
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To be completely honest, hedge
what's keeping me from posting these days isn't people posting pictures that don't particularly suit my tastes. It's more the polarization of the board into people like yourself who snipe and moan without adding anything else, and people on the other side of the divide who seem determined to annoy you and others like you by posting exactly what you don't like with what appears to me to be to be a certain amount of malice.
I find the whole situation dull and largely humourless, and b3ta shouldn't be either of those things. I'm tired of it, and I think the only reason I still look at the board every day is out of a mix of habit and nostalgia. Of course there are still pics posted here which I think are great, but not nearly as many as there used to be, and the noise is all but drowning out the music at this point.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:57,
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I find the whole situation dull and largely humourless, and b3ta shouldn't be either of those things. I'm tired of it, and I think the only reason I still look at the board every day is out of a mix of habit and nostalgia. Of course there are still pics posted here which I think are great, but not nearly as many as there used to be, and the noise is all but drowning out the music at this point.
This is why I should shut up and let people like you say things!
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:00,
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hmm, anyone else remember the spate of 'let's post a shitload of flashing gifs to piss off p69'?
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:04,
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I do.
I remember what led up to it too -- one individual who at the time sought to impose their preferences on everyone who uses this website and who felt completely justified in doing so. A very similar situation exists right now.
The person you're referring to has mellowed considerably, at least as far as their comments on /board are concerned, and surprise surpise, the spack gifs are pretty much a thing of the past. That's Newton's Third Law of Messageboards in action right there.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:17,
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The person you're referring to has mellowed considerably, at least as far as their comments on /board are concerned, and surprise surpise, the spack gifs are pretty much a thing of the past. That's Newton's Third Law of Messageboards in action right there.
TBH also H from H. I used to admire your principles whether
I agreed with you or not. Now it appears you have sold out to dirty protesting and I'm struggling to see how you think you are better for it mate.
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:27,
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The FUCKLIFT that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end. :D
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:17,
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I missed all the FL stuff this morning! After me getting all excited last night and all! o_O
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:26,
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that's disrespectful to bill murray
that fucker is more the child catcher
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:43,
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*deletes
edit: ah fuck it, it took me two whole minutes....it can stay
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:45,
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Newsletter subjlols suggestions
Shall we do one these just in case?
Or are your concerned your lols will go to waste?
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:38,
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Or are your concerned your lols will go to waste?
TURKEY BANNED FROM CHRISTMAS TABLE, "NO FORRIN BIRDS" SAYS FARRAGE
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:44,
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bet he still fills his pockets with brussels sprouts though
the trout faced wanker
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:46,
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Soppy tits must be hidden in discreet corners
advise staff hosting the UKIP conference
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:45,
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Parliament Paedo's plunging penises in prepubescent poop pipes
probably
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:58,
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We hope this months newsletter reaches you after some bum broke the internet last month
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:11,
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Latest NASA probe finds that Mars is smaller than it was in the '70s
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:16,
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Can't tell whether he's smiling or wincing but that's gotta hurt
Woo!
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:33,
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He should have removed the star first...
...although it does give extra grip.
:D
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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:D
I FUCKLIFTED The Guardian 8D
Guardian Witness political Xmas cards
page is looking like b3ta mk II :)
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:53,
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page is looking like b3ta mk II :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD
That's brilliant lol. This is a whole new club!!!
I can't believe you got the FL in. That's so funny
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:33,
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I can't believe you got the FL in. That's so funny
It's been the best week ever: FP, watched a FUCKLIFT operating yesterday and now FUCKLIFTed The Guardian :D
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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Im late to the party a :-/
I will make up for it a bit later of course ;)
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:41,
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been showing them to my parents
they refuse to believe i know anyone who's done one of the cards :(
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:43,
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You got a FL in!
Sorry, I'm still in shock! (And jealous of course)
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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See, I'd have been inclined to double the number of breasts there...
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:36,
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I hope they go with this outfit and not some awful modern Dynamo type
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:49,
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if you like it then you better put a cockring on it
or something
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:13,
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no thankx......................(edit)................................. ^ :D
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:26,
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Shirley...?
... There should be a gun in his hand and a look of feigned innocence?
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:01,
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....................................................................and.........................................................NOW!
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:59,
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..................................AND....................................................................NOW!...
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:12,
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now then now then now then
as it 'appens
yooo sheee
aroogahroogah
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Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:15,
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yooo sheee
aroogahroogah
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