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# SAY HELLO TO MY LIDL BEANS
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Sauce pic?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 16:16, archived)
# and we're back to trump
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 16:21, archived)
# Do me a fava.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Haha FFS
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 18:11, archived)
# I like the sound fo Campo Largo Beans
nom
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 18:38, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 25 Jan 2017, 7:17, archived)
# afternoon!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 14:38, archived)
# :) Osama Bin Llama

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 15:31, archived)
# SEXY!

(, Wed 25 Jan 2017, 8:16, archived)
# Solo... Solo... Solo... Solo...
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:31, archived)
# lager lager lager

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 9:19, archived)
# This^
Very much this
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 10:30, archived)
# yup
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:09, archived)
# ...and have a lie-in that morning too. Bonus!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:30, archived)
# he's one of the smarmiesty cunts I've ever seen
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:41, archived)
# He's like Smarmite. You either hate him or hate him
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:51, archived)
# haha that jusat made me think of him blacking up with Marmite for some reason
even more punch worthy :D
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:00, archived)
# Don't get Morgan's popularity...
...proved to be a massive, manipulative liar, he isn't especially cleaver or funny, he doesn't have any talent, he is a rotten journalist a dull interviewer and not especially good at presenting.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:56, archived)
# Which is why it's so surprising the US didn't keep him.
If they send us Corden back I'll be proper miffed.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 13:54, archived)
# You've basically summed up why he's on ITV.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 19:00, archived)
# he's a big mac, fries and soft serve
for the flabby-minded conservative majority
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 20:16, archived)
# It's funny... Piers says "well why didn't he come on and debate me?"
...because
1) He's not there to debate women's rights... he's there to advertise a film.
2) He doesn't want to debate you... he wants to not ever be in the same room as you.
3) If he did want to debate this topic, it would be with someone less toxic.

I love the idea Piers seems to have that he's this intellectual that people should want to debate, rather than a smarmy bombastic windbag with opinions far stronger opinions than his mind is capable of justifying, that people mostly wish to avoid.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:58, archived)
# there's a clip of Morgan responding to it on air
he talks about how McGregor should have come on to challenge him, to which his co-host challenges him and he completely ignores her. Doesn't even make eye contact. Pure scumbag
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:03, archived)
# Did you hear him on R4 just after Christmas?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:36, archived)
# I can't bring myself to listen
I'm in too bad a mood already
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 13:02, archived)
# I love that he seems to think...
... that he's come up with something astounding and utterly original, rather than something that was a decade past played-out at the crack of the millennium.

And yes, if you're going to debate someone go for the organ grinder not his property.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 14:48, archived)
# OOOOOF
(, Wed 25 Jan 2017, 0:11, archived)
# Quite.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 18:14, archived)
# executive order apparently
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 6:01, archived)
# How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Trident

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 1:39, archived)
# *actual size*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 1:42, archived)
#
   iii. Please note:
     * The http:// part is very important. Don't ask us why.
     * You can't use images from Geocities or Tripod.
       Don't try. They are utter bastards.
     * If the image is quite large - make it smaller
       by using the command
       <img src="http://www.woo.com/image.jpg" width="250" />
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 8:20, archived)
# Ah, the good old days of GeoCities
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:31, archived)
# Giddy up Trident!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 9:25, archived)
# another errant member
she clearly has no control over
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:03, archived)
# Is that The Police?
You could also do Teh Police. I don't mind if you use my idea.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 23:18, archived)
# it seams fine to me.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 1:42, archived)
# od od od od, ag ag ag ag would be far funnier mo
just sayin'
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 2:44, archived)
# push pineapple shake the tree?
Damn, I didn't think of that :(
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 5:13, archived)
# I PEE CLOTH
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 3:57, archived)
# STOP EATING WOOL THEN.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Sad But True...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:53, archived)
# There are five lights. They are terrific lights. Everybody says so…
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:40, archived)
# white walker
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:57, archived)
# white wanker
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:32, archived)
# It might explain his unbridled self-centredness.
Wanking with such little hands is bound to give one an over-inflated ego.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:33, archived)
# Trump gaslights.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:33, archived)
# you can't beat a spectral bumming
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:13, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:57, archived)
# Sad news.


(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:03, archived)
# allo halo
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:04, archived)
# good mourning
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:05, archived)
# we all went there
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:08, archived)
# Is that Helen Daniels from Neighbours (third from left)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:45, archived)
# A fine tribute :)


(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:11, archived)
# FP THIS ONE PLEASE
Ta
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:23, archived)
# Did you make this?
XD
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:41, archived)
# Jaberwank did and asked me to post it the chicken shit
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:53, archived)
# I NEVER DONE NUFFINK©.
Frogmella thinks this sort of stuff is funny but won't accept responsibility.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:07, archived)
# He found it on TwatFace
Trufax
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 7:29, archived)
# You agreed?!
Confused me for a sec.
Jabberwank doesn't like me.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:29, archived)
# You lucky...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:17, archived)
# {:-)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 1:43, archived)
# Gorden not O'Kaye
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:41, archived)
# Once again I get my news from B3ta
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 1:16, archived)
# Apparently some of my dancing fatboy kim jong un posts may or may not have contributed to china censoring certain search terms at the request of N.K.
so I made this post showing some of the good things about living in the North..
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:33, archived)
# catch the pigeon
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:50, archived)
# Gordon Kaye has died!
Goodbye, goodbye!

RIP RenΓ©

"May he rest in piss" - Officer Crabtree
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:45, archived)
# Whippets and flat-caps are quite good, too.
And dry stone walls.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Brilliant :D

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:01, archived)
# thunderbird un is go!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:56, archived)
# Ahem!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:39, archived)
# lacist
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 19:03, archived)
# Good job
on the facial expressions too!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Silent 'G'
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:29, archived)
# You don't HAVE to.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] TOPICAL
A week or so ago...

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:51, archived)
# Brillant
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:38, archived)
# Ta
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:43, archived)
# The last fifty years, in beard styles
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:39, archived)
#
I'm still living in the past :(
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:14, archived)
# One ought to learn a lot from this
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:31, archived)
# top bearding
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:26, archived)
# Mine appears to be uncategorisable.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:51, archived)
# "I reveal my inmost self unto my god."
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:13, archived)
# the toothpaste?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:18, archived)
# I've always had Colgate
I had to Google Trident Toothpaste. There's a meme in there with May if anybody could be bothered.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:23, archived)
# in this pre/post brexit purgatory
i doubt it...

also, purgatory features the word tory.

so, there's always that.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:29, archived)
# Purgatory
To give a Conservative diarrhoea.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:48, archived)
# Arf
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Home is where the battle is.


(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:51, archived)
# :D fantastic
but expect it to be used by the Ukippers in 5...4...3...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:52, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:55, archived)
# Excellent stuff cap'n.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] While stocks last...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:49, archived)
# Oof!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:52, archived)

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