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[challenge entry] I got all the best diarrhea!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:05, archived)
# a work of art
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:33, archived)
# A work o fart
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:10, archived)
# Is this the issue with the Tubgirl foldout?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
# aww, look at him go
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 19:37, archived)
# very well done :)
(ozof, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:22, archived)
# oh fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:03, archived)
# JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUSs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 0:08, archived)
# Ahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 7:03, archived)
#
I believe you have used the reverse champagne flow technique
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:37, archived)
# That is magnificent
....and brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:08, archived)
# OMG Why are stalagmites no longer a problem?
Damn clickbait :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:54, archived)
# Why were they a problem?
Need to read this article badly
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:10, archived)
# I could tell you more about stalagmites
but I'll just have to leave you hanging
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:02, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:08, archived)
# standing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:30, archived)
# THE HANGING ONES ARE CALLED STALACTITES FOR GOD'S SAKE
FAKE NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:26, archived)
# And how do you remember which is which?
Tights come down!
*Swanee whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:14, archived)
# Even easier to remember if you're Dutch

as the gays are standing up and the tits are hanging

allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:06, archived)
# Does it have a pull-out special on snake identification?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:20, archived)
# You're thinking of Pulling Out Snakes Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:31, archived)
# or possibly just
this
(ozof, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:05, archived)
# Yes, I believe I read about that in Pulling Out Snakes Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] My dream has come true
(I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:55, archived)
# Best magazine title, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:49, archived)
# "Sucky Plants You Can't Kill"
Thanks, I think that's going to enter my reality filter for at least a few years, even as much as I like succulents.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Use the Brain Force!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
# Holy Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:02, archived)
# it's got electrolytes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)
# It is said that when the average buteyko control pause of a society is 15 seconds or less, it will no longer be able to sustain itself.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:21, archived)
# time to disassemble the swarm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
# ***** Advance warning, this friday invisible simpsons mini challenge using photoshop or other raster graphics editor. *****
Greetings!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:53, archived)
# YES!!
*creates calendar entry*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 0:18, archived)
# Maybe Donald Trump was just going through his Adam Ant phase.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 0:41, archived)
# Can we have a modest chevron here, please?
for old times sake
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:40, archived)
# Which one is Vinnie Jones again?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 0:45, archived)
# hahaha
the one that isn't Gazza
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:09, archived)
# Ah. Thanks - WAIT, WHA?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 0:13, archived)
# This...
This is fucking haunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 9 Nov 2017, 19:08, archived)
# Meanwhile over in Spain ......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)
# haha
Those Matalans!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:33, archived)
# This is very good, you know.
In other news, at the time of the riots in Manchester (Duggan-related, 2011) I was asked to design a poster for a local band. The members were Rob, Mat and Alan.
I "amusingly" placed the text "Rob Matalan" on a picture of Mancunian police being firebombed. The pub took it down before the end of the day. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:01, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:07, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:01, archived)
# Meanwhile as Piers Morgan accidentally posts his direct phone number online....
.... The internet goes mad!


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:01, archived)
# He could make quite a bit of money by faking doing that
and giving a premium rate number.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:09, archived)
# For the two people who may get this.


(Working on Amazon stuff and want it out of my head)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:11, archived)
# I get it but I have to say that I'm APPALLED rather than amused. Are you a UK seller? Brexit's gonna getchya.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:17, archived)
# I sell Blue Passport Display Cases, Poppy Underwear and copies of The Purple Revolution.
*BRING IT ON*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:24, archived)
# OOH! Do you have the underwear in Extra-Extra-Small in stock, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
# B000FII3MY?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 9:33, archived)
# The world god created, created reality he did.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:29, archived)
# THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 4:02, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:24, archived)
# Cor! Makes me think this . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)
# That's actually pretty hot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:56, archived)
# Those wiry long penii come in handy if you want multiple people to fondle them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 5:14, archived)
# Multi-person wiry long penii manipulation gives THE POPE all his best ideas
As you can see in this picture, where he's just thought of an eleventh commandment, "Thou shalt fondle my wiry long penii even unto the Sabbath"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 5:32, archived)
# Everybody winds!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)
# The very peak of human creation.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)
# Here's another ecumenical matter you've gotten me into.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)
# WHY AORTA.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The Guns are not a problem!


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www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trump-texas-shooting-mental-health-problem_us_5a0004c8e4b0c96530006f16
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:20, archived)
# So is the presidency
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 5:15, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:03, archived)
# (h)Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:29, archived)
# That is fucking excellent, I truly laughed hard when I viewed it. High 5 girlfriend.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 5:15, archived)
# best of all the manimals
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:36, archived)
# He blew it all up...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems as good a time as any to post this...

Click for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 14:47, archived)
# top notch
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Dark times! :(
Superbly done though!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
# let's have one more of people who had character assasination
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)
# Why does it all have to be about you!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 1:27, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:53, archived)
# Excellent
I see you have left some room. Very wise
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:13, archived)
# Indeed
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-41876220
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:47, archived)
# Lemmy died in 2015.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:30, archived)
# That's Gordon Kaye
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:40, archived)
# Gordon Kaye died in 2015?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 18:08, archived)
#
That's Show Business.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 19:43, archived)
# No, that was his twin brother Gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:29, archived)
# 'k
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:57, archived)
# twice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:00, archived)
# I miss Batman the most! : (
and George Romero
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:59, archived)
# Hurray!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:03, archived)
# What a great album that would be.
There's an ominous space on the right,
still 50+ days to go i guess :S
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:15, archived)
# Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:28, archived)
# Oh man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 18:46, archived)
#
Splendid =]
(Sherbs, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Sea of Liberal Tears™
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Awesome
I had no idea Miffy had died!
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah
head cut off apparently . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 6:36, archived)
# Mucho mucho splendido!
(101 Teeth, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:54, archived)
# in b4 Mingus
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Smart, so smart, the smartest, smart...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:46, archived)
# Making America Grate Again™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:33, archived)
# Apparently Puff Daddy is changing his name to Brother Love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:06, archived)
# haha not MC Bomb the Bastards then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:08, archived)
# I was rooting for P Doddy
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The terrible twos
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] probably
(ozof, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] doesn't sell so well in Portugal...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:31, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:36, archived)
# wheeee!
(ozof, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:51, archived)
# It's still technically bumfire night so have this pea roast , think i posted it in 2012 when i made it, can't remeberererer the 5th of novemberererer


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(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 23:36, archived)
# Elbow cutlery?
(Cakie So very tired..., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:03, archived)
# #infest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:05, archived)
#
f c
(Cakie So very tired..., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:26, archived)
# i only intake replies from people who have bought an icon
you scruffy cunts :)
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 2:30, archived)
# WHO NICKED ME CHIPS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
# Forking hell
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 19:44, archived)
# Evenin' b3ta!
I've been doing that there facebooking gubbins.

(Thats my profile pic in the middle...)
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:55, archived)
# Wait a minute...I got the exact same soul toe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:46, archived)
# Toe buddies!!!
Yay!
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:54, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:57, archived)
# Ainsley's great and all
but my Dad got Eddie the dog from Fraiser's left hind outer toe.
Now that's a toe to be jealous of!
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Nov 2017, 20:03, archived)
# Mine is big bird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:15, archived)
# Not Hitler, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:21, archived)
# Phew!
Hitler's toes are horrible.
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Nov 2017, 23:55, archived)
# November 5, 1606 - the less well know Baking Powder Plot is foiled


The King's men arrest Paulo O'Holywood and his accomplices as they target gluten intolerant Members of Parliament....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:06, archived)
# a loavesome bit of history, that
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
# they just lacked the proving time
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)
# DOH!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:53, archived)
# and I think they were only looking for a rise
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:59, archived)
# I think they knead one
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:00, archived)
# you're getting to the crust of the matter
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:15, archived)
# plotting doesn't get tougher than this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:56, archived)
# alright 'hewlett packard'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:00, archived)
# that's Ms. Packard, to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:31, archived)
# you have been trapped in a wooden knob for decades aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:36, archived)
# that's explain the splinters
and my hair's tendency to form a blue bellend shape
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:30, archived)
# This has a high Married to the Sea rating
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 17:53, archived)

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