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This is a link post Glass Cock Clarkson
powerslide powerslide powerslide powerslide
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite Swede Mason jams!
Nice one, bud!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am always in awe of swedemason's dedication to his cause.
Watching hours and hours and hours of people you don't like, in programs you don't like, just for a certain facial expression or utterance that you can use for half a second - that would get Roy Castle singing.

Unless of course swedemason likes Clarkson, Cameron, Wallace, in which case it would still be mind-numbingly boring.

Hats off, swedemason. We weren't there, but we know what you went through.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Peter Serafinowicz - Top Gear

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't get
that at all...
what is it ?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serafinowicz's comedy career peaked with the phantom menace.
This was just a string of gay jokes straight out of the 70's.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post career ?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comedy?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he just has
popular friends who are funny.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Clarkson Island by Harry and Paul
Topical!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Great!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Stuart Lee going to take over?
I hear him and Hammond at least are best mates and I for one think he's lush.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
*sprays self with Degay
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Behold... the cinema of /links' dreams
For fucks sake...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can we get GermanWings to bomb it?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hoped for a literal cinema that would screen /links dreams...

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gets popcorn*

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is taking the piss on a monumental level.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post so...Let me get this clear
for a few hours all the mungs who film vertically, will be in ONE room in a building....hmmmmmm
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And in the case of the church featured in the clip, just down the road from me!
Shall I get on Kickstarter and start a fund to get some wild badgers drunk as fuck and release them into the crowd?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did April come early this year?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone has to go with a cameraphone
and put the whole thing on youtube in shaky portrait.
Edit: landscape, obviously
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post We have two eyes, next to each other. Horizontally.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speak for yourself.
"Hey, you guys!"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen the Keith Lemon Sketch Show?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Dutch and their whacky ideas
They'll be asking for volunteers to populate Mars next
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I hate portrait video
in the frame of landscape, it's silly as you'll lose a load of definition. Turn the monitor 90 degrees and I have no problem with it if I'm honest.
Just like coders do to work.
but portrait in landscape is just dead pixels and stupid.
Unless there's a valid artistic reason.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Dutch are the tallest - makes a lot of sense to me
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/maps-and-graphics/the-tallest-and-shortest-countries-in-the-world/

Edit: damn you subject line "tallest nation"
(, Tue 13 Jun 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Dinosaurs Tripping Balls
A mate just finished her second attempt at some claymation...

"Back in the prehistoric days, sometimes things got weird."
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post CLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ∞

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ▲

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's never happened to me

...Yet.

Nice work!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing stuff.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dinosaurs are a myth.
The Earth is only just over a fortnight old. And THAT'S a scientific FACT!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
How long did that take to make?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I asked and she said:
I worked on it hardcore for about a week - making the figurines definitely takes up most of the time. A bit of time to paint the backdrops and i photographed and edited it in about 4 hours
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work
More of this sort of thing!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a link post UX Fail

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Macromedia Dreamweaver
! No Error Occurred

[ok]
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a link post A freakin' LEGO Record player
Lego: tick
Vinyl: tick

*goes off to build*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Were magical tone bricks used?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magical bricks with so much wow factor
that it made my tummy flutter.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eaten something past expire date lately?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Airbus emergency cockpit access vid
The captain of that Germanwings plane couldn't get back into the cockpit. This vid says that should have been impossible unless the bloke in the cockpit was actively blocking it somehow.
[vid starts at the relevant time for today's news claims]
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suicide, or heart attack?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it was a heart attack, you'd assume the pilot would be able to get in using this video's procedure.
Perhaps he didn't know how to do it, which would be terrible.
As for suicide, it all seems too controlled and calm for that.

Tell you what, shall we all wait for the official findings? Nah!!
*speculates to death*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty hard to actively block doors having a heart attack.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something Jim Morrison something

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting, I was wondering what the "Dead mans switch" procedure was.
So the pilot would have to be actively blocking the door?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly.
Or some massive electrical failure that means the override system wasn't working.

Personally, I think it's because someone didn't have their phone on "plane" mode, and it crashed the plane.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't need to be a massive failure
A single faulty wire would do it.

Starting to look like a deliberate act on the behalf of one of the crew though. Again.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unusual for it not to be claimed swiftly though...
Could be a serial killer....
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The person now has five seconds to enter the cockpit
and discover she along with everybody else is fucked, basically
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would hope that the stewardess is trained in how to activate the autopilot.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the video the door looks like it has a master switch
unlock, norm and lock. Perhaps the switch was accidentally on "lock". You'd want the pilots to have an override to prevent the emergency process being activated by the stewardess with a gun to her head if the plane was hijacked
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It locks it for 5 minutes before it needs to be reset and locked again aparently.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post WELCOME TO THE AGE OF
CONJECTURE
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when we just had the news at ten
now we have non-stop 24 hour speculation.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're surprised?
Plane crashes are something that most people are at least mildly apprehensive of.
Add to that certain groups realised what a good weapon they'll make.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post deliberate act according to French investigators
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32063587
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, mass murder then
Fantastic. Really looking forward to my flight tomorrow.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me at 17:30 today. Nice knowing y'all.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take some guns with you, just to be on the safe side.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a secret, you baby goldfish.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you remember to pack your hollow points?
There's always something you forget before travelling isn't there.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite surprised they're releasing so much information so quickly

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They would want to restore confidence in the airframe and airline as soon as possible.
All airlines like to point the finger at the pilots whenever something like this happens.
But the weird thing is why didn't he just roll the aircraft, put it into an unrecoverable dive and put it into the ground. Why go through all controlled descending lark.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
If I'd made the choice to kill myself and take 150 innocents with me, the least I'd do would be to give them a fun ride down.

I suppose there's the possibility that he had necked a massive amount of sedatives though.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a macabre thing to do if he was topping himself
really, genuinely twisted and dark
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post People are shit.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everybody except mum.
Everybody's into my mum.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mentals
are mental - by definition

They don't follow logic or reason.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post people who kill themselves
are often not thinking clearly.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post France uses the "inquisitorial" judical system
"It's up to an "independent" prosecutor or investigating magistrate to distinguish between reliable and unreliable evidence. He or she has two missions: to endeavour to discover facts and represent the interests of the state. To discover the facts, he or she can interview complainants, witnesses and suspects in the case's preliminary phase, steering the investigation in one way rather than another". apparently

TDLR: French judges don't pussy foot around - they kick ass
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't see this as a direct consequence of that.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job I was around to point it out then
(they are able to release information quickly because the judge who's job it is to reach a verdict leads the investigation)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, you can look at it that way, though I must add here that I'm somewhat
familiar with a country where (in most parts) inquisitorial system doesn't lead to any
early info, in fact, you usually hear that they can't say anything, as doing so prematurely
would hurt the criminal proceedings/application of the justice.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I didn't expect the French Inquisition!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's been a couple of leaks from the investigation
That have led to the rampant speculation you've seen. The investigation is therefore releasing more information than you might expect to try and kill some of the worst speculation.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty dark

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Co-Pilots been named elsewhere
www.wsj.com/articles/germanwings-co-pilot-named-as-andreas-lubitz-1427370009
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a link post shattering a CD at 170,000 frames per second
it's so beautiful
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is indeed quite beautiful.
However I'd like to know how my pc managed to destroy my BF1942 disc.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Awesomesauce" as I believe all the cool kids are saying...

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate those twats
just show the slow mo ffs.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep, could certainly do without everything but the money shots

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'm usually very unforgiving about You Tube 'presenters', but I have to say these two seemed, for geeks, to be almost normal.
But then, I quite like Vsauce, so not sure if that means anything.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Met that Vsauce guy a while back
Seems like a nice enough fella, but god damned boring. No personality or anything. I get the feeling he just reads and repeats stuff all day. Can't watch him now.

These couple of guys could be worse yes I agree, but still annoying enough when you only really want the slo mo.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure its dead good an all but...
those guys are just twats. I just want to see the 'thing'
I dont care who they are, what they do, how they did it.... Just give me the money shot.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next week
170,000 FPS of me painting my thumb and forefinger nails black.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a link post George Dubya admits government controlled media.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

You can skip past the annoying twat for the first 1:20.

The repeated news headlines are quite surprising.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many more presidents have to come and go before responsibility is laid at another's feet?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is that lol

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Mudskipper Morphs Water Into A Makeshift Tongue
'High-speed video reveals the mudskipper uses water as a tongue, first exuding water from its mouth and then sucking it back up once it submerges the food.'
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post you and your sea food porn

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure why sea food made you think of prawn

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://youtu.be/cMPaPZ7I4D4?t=62
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
but fuck the internet and its capitalisation of every word in a sentence
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Existential Comics
MUD

Eh? I wonder what direction it will take.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post suits my mood this morning perfectly :D
this every
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's unfinished...
I hope :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed that was the end

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It very well might be. Makes one think a bit so might be good enough.


...MY EYES, MY EYES ARE PIES...!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, what a cliff hanger
is that to be continued?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the one about Sartre's birthday.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the occasional "don't get the joke?" button.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel so proud on the odd occasion I don't need it ;)

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's good.
I like more or less all of them, I post them here from time to time, seem to be a hit or miss with b3ta community :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post clicked!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Alan Partridge Top Gear Showreal

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Water tug of war
Simple yet fiendishly clever
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! clever!
Though they should all have sat the other way round for a tug of war I suppose...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm an idiot
it's only you saying that made me realise the team on the left won. rather than the team on the right
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Crap!
Me too. I'll admit it, I thought the blues won. *facepalm*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, for a moment I was confused too

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post they water have that in the games over here!
but i don't know what i'm talking aboat!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post you could have simultaneous events all in rows, oar just one after another

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Astern letter might get them to bow to your wishes.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post just look like a bunch of cox to me

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post rollocks!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post it would be oarsome

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is going to leave the water highly conflicted
and dangerous, according to homeopathy. It should be banned.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt the boat snap?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Thinking About You NSFW
If there was anything ever in the spirit of b3ta, here it is.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not much point in putting an NSFW on that
Not with that preview image.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post AAARGH!
0:51, 1:18 and the final shot aaargh!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post o_0

Somebody sat and animated that...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't bring a cock to a knife fight

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Automatic cow cleaners
Apparently, these exist. See also www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQzcsN1zdM4
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post *At the cow wash baby*

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the pun of the week, right there.
*doffs cap in your general direction*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post All those cows were already clean.
CONSPIRACY!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for Moos

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, bless. If you've gotta go out, a nice bath and massage ain't to bad.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Ricky Gervais ad. I made this!

I helped make this. Went to the shoot and met the man.

Huzzah etc.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post spill the beans please

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should have gone to the meet and shot the man perhaps.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you got a good slice of the pie and can retire now

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fool
you could have killed it and we'd be happy, now we are just sad.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's up with him?
The office and extras were great.
Now he's lazy and not funny.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Lou Scheimer live-action hijinx!
Amazingly this is not a parody!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't see why they bothered remaking all those Marvel films when stuff like this already existed. First class
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post shazam!!! then turns into the green cross code man!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact that the executives must have argued about whose name would go on top
so they had to settle with spinning text instead
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post There I was thinking the spinning text was just something groovy from the eighties
Perhaps the forthcoming televised election debates should have spinning text in the interest of impartiality
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah
Watched it when I was a little kid. It was already embarassingly old-looking 30 years ago :P
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:43, , Reply)

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