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This is a link post Hydrographic printing
it's either that or drowning a white cat
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the eighties again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qwBktr_7M0
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! That's actually amazing!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever, but how do they put the ink on the water?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 May 2015, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:43 - it's not floating oil paint as others have used, it's printed to a film that sits on the surface.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post woman thinks spraying vinegar at clouds will solve chemtrail problem
watching this I felt it was like watching a fly trying to fly out of a window that is wide open but where they can't because they're stuck on the glass and can't see the open section so just bounce against the glass until they die
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Flies can't melt steel beams.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, it's bad enough you constantly going after Foodbabe.....
NOW you're picking on her mother? You monster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You deal with people spraying chemicals by spraying chemicals.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone know
what kind of logic she followed to reach the conclusion she did with that vinegar?
I just can't seem to make that jump.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Vinegar is a natural disinfectant / weed killer.
Perfect for neutralizing illuminati mind control mist.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post and spraying it into air like that?
that makes it ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything is possible through Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus and colloidal silver

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You could say that
till you're blue in the face...
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Here:
Vinegar is a miraculous substance, don't let the lizards tell you otherwise.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post illusory correlation

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post she can use her vinegar and tinfoil to remove rust

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post electrochem!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty of tinfoil in HER cupboard...
...ifunowotimeen
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should tell her it works better if you mix it with bleach first

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear Government, Suck it
was a nice touch at the end.
Mind boggling thought process she has going on there,
the only thing she has managed to accomplish is kill her lawn.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Sothat's why there are no chemtrails above chip shops
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Thu 21 May 2015, 0:35, Reply)
This is a link post Walt Disney Recycled Animation Scenes #2.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Recycling animation
is one of the tricks of the trade though. All cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't this recycling also a recycle? aka GC
Pretty sure it was posted up last week.
EDIT: oh, my bad, didn't see the "#2" or bother watching it.

What a load of #2.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post #dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How does this work exactly?
Do they have a bank of reference videos and just rotoscope over them?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they have a stock of wireframe animations that they just paint the new character over?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah I don't think it's anything that complex
It would have been loads of extra work to produce clean skeletal animations for every scene in a film, on the off chance that they might be reused down the line. They either dug out the original animation cells and traced them, or more likely just rotoscoped frames from previous movies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post always with the magnets.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty fucking magnets.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post OTT Hyperlapse Movie I made this!
I made a timelapse with NO tripod and a phone camera. I call it "pro-lapsing".
(poochengeez, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post how did ya do that then sonny jim?
go on, show us yer prolapse!

p.s. liked!
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That is excellent. How....?
Also: Music suckes balles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean "music is fabulous"
as is the whole thing really
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Also suckes balles.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post have u seen Whiplash?
it's great
 (poochengeez, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post When I get the chance
Your point being?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I rarely have one.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
You take photo, move a few paces, take another photo, move a few paces.. Repeat till old. Then you can use "warp stabilizer" on the image sequence in After Effects, or just manually line the pics up to a landmark. It does look much better with a DSLR and a tripod.
 (poochengeez, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post MAGIIIIIIIC!!
It does look very good though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty cool

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely Done!
Surprising how smooth it is considering the lack of a tripod.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he IS a tripod
if you know what I'm saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He makes great wine too
A bottle and a half a day
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's everyone's favourite three legged paedo:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I still can't fathom him being a 2 pin din plug.
He was nice to all the animals.

Apart from humans.

Or was that all a lie?

Did he bum injured hedgehogs?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post and little goats

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ..ee

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post =O=

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post On a side note slightly related
Went I was a nipper and just starting school, the nuns(yes nuns) would sing that fucking song to me when I walked in.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 21 May 2015, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that does look pretty swanky

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great looking alright, and super music.
But then I sucke balles.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Jolly good that!
well done
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that is super duper dope.
how many frames per second does it work out to be-ish?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's running @24fps but could probably be squeezed down to about 18 I reckon.
 (poochengeez, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post sweet!
ta for getting back to me!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 23 May 2015, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody marvellous.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that's good that is
where be it?
 (teasus likes tea, Thu 21 May 2015, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The lighthouse
Is certainly in St. Ives
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant stuff
and it reminds me of doing too much speed :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 21 May 2015, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post London Bash in one month's time¬!!11¬¬¬!!!
I was going to post a video of the jowly-faced talent void spacker, Nick Knowles recording a dreadful record but decided that not even you lot deserved it. That's saying something.
Anyway, the London Bash is taking place in one month's time. Enjoy an afternoon/evening of getting shitfaced with people you end up despising and wondering where you went wrong in life.
There's competitions, quizzes and prizes! Lots of prizes.

If you haven't sent me your gake/trufax questions already, please get them over to me. The more the merrier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Is fried sick on the menu?
XD
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the new hipster trend, innit?
The Miller is a young n trendy pub (rescued by its great selection of beer) so I'm sure their chef will be able to rustle something UP for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
rustle bring
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
*bokes*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hoped that my capitalisation of the word "UP" was enough to give you this meaning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The chef wants to bum me?!
: O
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No
that would have been for
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post Safe and precise woodworking.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What a beautiful smooth finish on the underside

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Still got all his fingers
so he must know what he's doing.
 (Rogue Sausage, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks like Peter Griffin

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post True high quality craftsmanship with a beautiful finish and precise fitting.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes a change from typical videos of amateurs with far too much equipement and few real skills.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "All the gear and no idea" types.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post bubbles

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post good lad
nearly as good as BBC4's "handmade" series, which I fuycking loved

watch it if you can. seriously. make sure you just watch it, don't be distracted, don't talk to anyone. don't have a phone that's gonna ring. just watch from start to finish.
job done :D

(I especially liked the Glass one)
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 21 May 2015, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Have you seen Curt's new hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
ZANY!!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post All that effort and they've missed the typo every time

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post The Hedgehog
One of the most powerful short filums I've seen in a long time.
Edit: Goddamn Vimeo, how do you embed things with this stupid player?
Edit: I win! F*ck you Vimeo
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've marked to watch later as most of your stuff is good
if i remember you like lots of animation type things and 3D
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta, thanks!
I love a bit of technical wizardry and nice animation/3d definitely falls into that category.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good casting.
Was expecting a punchline, but yes, very poignant and quite clever. I enjoyed!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems to have taken Simon Pegg's comments about infantilizing rather hard.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sonic did it

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 22 May 2015, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 May 2015, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There seems to be a distinct lack of
Ron Jeremy there
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Fri 22 May 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post £17k a night chalet
Somehow found this while searching for self catering in Norfolk. Looks amazing, but seventeen thousand quid a night?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, the views are amazing.
Bit steep though. I'd want the swimming pool to be filled with gin for that kind of money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's Norfolkingood

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Suffolk of a long way too.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's club together to have a b3ta bash there.
Only 1500 each.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd DEFINITELY nick the wee complimentary soap.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post File under "if you have to ask about the price then you can't afford it"

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just down the road from me.
Megeve's fuckin'expensive, and full of rich twunts.
 (m.auron, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure that bedroom is where Roger Moore necked Fiona Fullerton in The Spy Who Loved Me
Could be getting bond wrong though
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a man
Through work who made a metric shit ton of cash in the eighties and has a ski chalet and a massive house in the country in England which he rents out for similar ludicrous sums. I've not visited the chalet, but I've been to the house and it is rather amazing (several nice bedrooms, huge kitchen, gym, indoor and outdoor pools, enough garden not to have to worry about the neighbours, etc.).

Thing is, since the recession, the demand for these sort of things for corporate getaways and the like, which used to be his main source, has massively dried up, and his rates have become somewhat negotiable because both properties (especially the house in the country) are empty most of the year.

In other words, If it's available at a particular time, and you're not made of money/gullible, you probably wouldn't even think about paying the asking price.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:00, Reply)
This is a link post I understand his frustration but what an utter cunt
waste of skin
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be about Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post its far worse than that
the reality is horrific i realise that.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post the rise of hipster cross-stitching is worrying

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post His beard is a disgrace

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Are beards still in?
I mean, when it reaches a point that every twat has one...
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I mentioned this to a prick at work who has been growing one for about 5 weeks now
I hope that just as he gets it how he wants it there is a shift in hipster cuntbaggery and they shave them all off overnight and no one tells him.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's one of those fads
that the people will cringe at in a few years.
I have nothing against beards of course, but you can spot a hipster type beard from a mile off. Most aren't even hipsters now though, just the regular guy down the pub who caught onto the fad years too late.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems odd though that the 'fad' is a make them look as strange as possible
Plenty of blokes have a beard and it's no big deal. But the hipster must have more, something that looks a bit retarded growing off their chin. Some statement to being a clone of other hipsters who probably think it's some statement of their individuality, or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny really
Same as the goth thing, I see no difference apart from goths are generally pretty cool people, hipsters seem to look down on people a lot.
All very insincere.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about the moustache now.
Beards are so last week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a moustache on my chin

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
moustache lovely pair of bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Hipster "lumbersexual" beard? Check.
Photographed drinking real al- I mean craft beer? Check.
Wanky hobby (which he modernises or subverts or something by doing pictures of R&B artists)? Check.

You may be right.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post here here
is this the "look" now? That's why there are so many cunts walking around with shit beards and Primark denim?
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The photo is copyrighted to him.
He took that photo of himself using a tripod no doubt. What a prick.
 (Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That is a bit epic on the twat scale, all those elements considered.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It takes him 3 days to knock something out.
Is he Sting?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hahaha haha,very funny!
 (slipmatt Thats sooper dooper, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^genuinely cannot tell if sincere

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_A6IYJYu4
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He gives us real beard wearers a bad fucking name.
Take care of your hair, you absolute fuck munch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we have his card details,
lets clone it again :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice on Santander
Foreign banks showing they aren't all bad
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post how to become gluten intolerant

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this guy!

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 May 2015, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That is utterly woo.
clicks hard
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 20 May 2015, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The Dalek relaxation tape
is quite good
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post here is that video of the biggest bad-ass sounding instrument ever
see also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-RWrWxaCw
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely pointless.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post but it sounds badass

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you could use it on one album (i'm thinking as an underlying thing like on Pure Phase by Spiritualized) and that would be it.
It's unplayable, as an actual functioning instrument it sucks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got an instrument that needs sucking
(am I doing this right?)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to me like you're trying to orchestrate some sexeh time.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post but it sounds bada sss

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i've not heard a performance with one that wasn't a rattling mess...
it's got fundamental design flaws. the fretboard/neck is too close to the strings, which flap against it, especially that 16hz string...
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You could use it to communicate with elephants.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it certainly does sound like a bad arse

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The bodily acoustic Antagonistic Undecagonstring?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The Dailystormer (the racist website associated with Stormfront)
Says you should go paleo:

www.dailystormer.com/radio-stormer-paleo-stormer/
 (chompedhomas, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:41, Reply)
This is a link post Turns out you have been pronouncing
"Parmesan" incorrectly all your life...
(Click the speaker icon to hear the correct way to say it)

*gah they fixed it*
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Then how the fuck do I pronounce Pennsylvania?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Caerphilly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^
congrats
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Alabama

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post replies to win etc!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I though this was going to be...
...the awful American way of pronouncing it - Parmizhaaan. Almost as bad as saying 'urbs' when you mean the tasty plant things you use in small quantities when cooking food to make it taste nice.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it now is :(
I preferred the first one!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post But isn't that broken?
That speaker icon has a "US" next to it. This is standard Engineering abbreviation for "UnServicable". Usually written U\S.
www.acronymfinder.com/Unserviceable-(US).html
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post **Spoiler alert**
The UK one is on this page
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 21 May 2015, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post That's my wife's birthday present sorted out
£25 well spent.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, there's some real bargains to be had here...
Chesney Hawkes - £20
Roland from Grange Hill - £15
Linda Lusardi - £25
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont mind them doing that as an idea
but imagine if they have a few orders, I'm not imagining they will, but imagine...
They would have to do numerous videos, of the same script, with the same friendly/sinister 'friend of your dad' type acting Daniels is famous for...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Sean Kelly!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if the Hoff would recreate his drunken burger eating video
It's only $100
 (I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pat Sharpe and Neil Ruddock are on my wishlist ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?t=11&v=p_LNxX4bPFA
press 2 over and over for the stare wank!
and that's magic!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit pricey. I'd imagine most of that lot would suck a tramp's cock for a fiver.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea who most of those celebs are
I recognise Paul Daniels, though. Met him. Nice chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.celebvm.com/rustycoones

Racist! And why the hell are they rusty?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *doesnt include Alsatian :(

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell that's ace
I wonder if I can get Ben Adams from A1 to record one for my soon-to-be ex wife telling her to fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a more sinister video from his brother Jerry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ
this is somewhat pitiful
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post As an aside: I just noticed that a half price ticket offer to see Paul & Debbie perform at the hippodrome automatically get put into my junk folder.
...now that's magic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what I am doing next time I find a £20 note

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking i might get Boycie
to send me a message http://www.celebvm.com/johnchallis
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 21 May 2015, 22:50, Reply)
This is a link post Tourist jailed for patting policewoman’s shoulder
in Dubai
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Dubai is a FUCKING cunthole of a place.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post And it'll thrive due to
the shallow cunts who find it a prestige place to be.
Hope the shit carrying lorry convoy tips over them all.
Backward cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post and then
all the shit boils over and floods everything with oily shit and then they drown in their own shitty oil screaming "no!!! please no more shitty oil!". Upside down sandy rude oily cunts full of posh cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post they literally get away with murder there
And jail someone for tapping a police on the shoulder for directions.
It's 2015, why do people want to go there? why help fund that shitty place.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You need a dirty great big earthquake in Pakistan
Would create a tidal wave that wipes Dubai off the map as it is very low.

they have refrigerated beaches.....
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ... and penguins in the Mall of the Emirates
and yes, I suppose they have been giving the finger to Allah with that Burj Khalifa
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait until their oil runs out,
and the racist Emirati get economically, politically, and militarily fucked over.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ..and assaulting two cops

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post More like not wanting to get pulled around by uniformed twats
the guy did not speak the language so probably saw his life and hands flash before his eyes
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post And thats number 54 of 1000s of reasons why I wouldnt go again.
I wouldn't have a fucking clue what they were accusing me of. It could be dropping some litter or murdering a class of children, I was continuously shitting it of doing anything.
Never has drunken sex with a woman in a hotel been done so quietly, slowly and with the hope that I finished quickly.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Authority doesn't work like that, anywhere in the world
So he was a bit of a bellend and is now in prison for assault. Bit of a muppet really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if touching her shoulder constitutes molestation
Then I'd be skeptical of their definition of assault.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
"“Someone touched my shoulder. When I turned back, the defendant asked me for directions to the mall. I guided him and then asked him why he had touched me. I couldn’t understand his language. He touched my hand again. I pulled my hand away, then I asked him to escort me to the police office. He refused. My two colleagues presented their police IDs. He refused to go with them to the police office and, when they tried to take him, he assaulted them,” claimed the policewoman."

Regardless of anyone's interpretation of 'molestation,' he fucks up at the end by refusing to comply with the cops. Who the fuck did he think he was? Even if there were language issues, given he was a tourist, that would sort of indicate he wasn't to thick or ignorant to understand what a cop is, or how to behave when gestured by cops to go with them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You're assuming the police officers are telling the truth
rather than massively embellishing the incident because they took a dislike to the guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 20 May 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I am, and of course there's every possibility they are completely bent
There's just something a bit odd about the surface of that story though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the middle east...
Anyone in a position of authority is bent. It's the way the world works over there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 20 May 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post but he had MONEY
it was Dubai and he had MONEY
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post To play devil's avocado:
Anyone who chooses Dubai as a holiday destination is a cunt who deserves everything they get.
*drops mic, walks off*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I find myself agreeing with nearly everything Tabs says these days
Which is potentially a source of worry.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs is perfect.
In every way.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOOH YOU'RE A KEEPER
*manders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post her shoulder you say...
specialarea.ytmnd.com/
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Women can be police officers in Dubai?
I am genuinely surprised.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I was thinking

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm flying through on route to KL
cant say i'm looking forward to setting food on its soil even if it is for three hours
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post make sure you give yourself a pat on your shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The entire middle east can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.
Not a single bit of it I want to visit ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post this
couldnt pay me to visit anywhere there.

I'd love to win a daytime TV prize to Dubai, and turn it down.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to be able
to spend all day entering competitions on daytime TV rather than go to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm always a little amazed there is any tourism

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! I made this!
EVERYONE LIKES WORMS!

WORMS!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2015, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that about snakes?

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post yes I MEAN NO IT WAS ABOUT WORMS!
WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2015, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post mushroom, mushroom?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post certainly some kind of fungus

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post very vermicular

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to use the word "wormy"

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2015, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a bit old fashioned
from the time you still had to type 'WormyWormyWormy' in the address bar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post yes most people have forgotten that is what it stands for

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2015, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hide the tentacle porn://

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My worm just burped :)
Therefore have a click
 (Leemondus, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds erotic
good for you
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post Police are cunts pt.94
Love the detail in this short reportage. To be fair though, the temptation to twat some Student Grant types, give the opportunity, would probably prove to much for me too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A bad egg
I cringed hearing the recording of him that night. Sorry mate, but representing authority and the law of the land that was unforgivable.

That said I seem to remember students and anarchist scum misbehaving that night and thoroughly deserving a good kicking. Good thing i'm not a cop
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Quelle surprise!

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Le singe est dans L'arbre

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Je dois directions à l'aisselle
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Police are human beings shocker.
I thought that the uniform added authority and removed any of the baser human emotions. Imagin my surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 months for a chipped tooth?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what the article says, yes.
It also details other things regarding the policeman's conduct that day which puts into question his suitability for his chosen career, and that he was abusing his position of authority.

You appear to have overlooked those things in your post though and reduced the story to its most basic point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i.e the tooth, but not the whole tooth
ithankew
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's obvious he posted such a comment as he was hoping someone would bite and he could start going off on one.
#theusual
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post have some soul!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Greggs, the baker with no bread
Daily Fail funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pointless article from a pointless tabloid
"NEWSFLASH : Baker sells popular baked products, stops selling not very popular products"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The sheer half-arsedness of that article is staggering:
"A Greggs spokesperson told the Daily Mirror" followed by "The future of the crusty loaf could be in jeopardy" illustrated by a photo of a tired sliced white.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
You read the Daily Mail.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be a 'slow news day'.
I didn't know Greggs sold anything other than greasy pasties and fatty cakes
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post All they sell is crap that makes people fat
they sell it cheap too, no wonder when I look around I see fat people everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you have too many mirrors in your house.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post you are a cunt on a stick
and fat.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post When I ran my greggs
we sold maybe 2 loaves a day. I usually took one home as it wasnt sold.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)

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