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This is a link post Finally a solution to dog poo on the pavement
Bit quiet roun' these parts today.
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This is a normal post Is that the Chihuahuan side of the wall?

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's nearer to Matamoros.
You know, just over the border from Brownsville.
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This is a normal post And thus was born a new climbing wall

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post All in all you're just another shit on the wall

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is one further down the wall
makes me think it is a small wall tie cross bar and a masturbating chiwawa
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post +1

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This is a link post Horse horse. I made this!
For dad. Dumb stuff. What else?
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 7:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost tl;dw
But the ending wrapped it up nicely and made me laugh, so have a click!
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post hi.
have a nice b3ta
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This is a normal post Hello!

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, thought it was Tuesday for a moment there.
Also that was good, more of that sort of thing.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
blimey!
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post your dad's a monkey, not a horse

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Instant goodness
Klik
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You nice ones. You can stay :D
Top postings, take trousers off and relax.
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This is a normal post instructions unclear am now befuddled

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you'll fit right in around here!
Later you will realise what an insult that was
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Automatika
Florence and the machines
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This is a normal post I wonder if Florence was a natural ginger?

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This is a normal post This was probably filmed moments after the robots killed their former human masters.
Except the bald guy, who will serve them as a living battery or something.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great
Up to the point it became obviously SFX, after which I couldn't convince myself any of it was genuine.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post At first I thought he'd really got those robots to play music
Comme ça:
https://youtu.be/a2SnYa2aJNo
(, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a link post For Skagra
Dai. In a fire.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Diving Lucy
"the hit British comedy of the year" (1903)
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guffawed so much I thought my breeches would render asunder!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hi dom!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post the mere thought of your breeches, Ripping asunder sir. Has caused ones monocle to become detached and fall into ones tea cup and spoil my dahjeeling. I fear i may now need to seek redress for this wonton act of ungentlemanly behaviour

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This is a normal post Cool prank, bro!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should invent a network of telecommunicating
calculation machines where such animated visual records can be stored ready for playback.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a link post 808 Beats - The Unknown DJ
Every so often YouTube algorithms do manage to suggest things I'm actually interested in seeing. I'll now be digging out my Electro Street Sounds vinyl and having a trip down memory lane.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post why not dig up Diana and then go for a trip downn mammorylane?

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This is a normal post I'd rather go Yiffing in a fly suit.

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This is a normal post That somehow doesnt surprise me

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This is a normal post Marilyn Monroe FTW

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic stuff.
Street Sounds Crucial Electro 3 is still a great LP :)
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This is a link post Russian air show
"All the reports on social media about a barrage of rockets hitting a crowd of journalist and a large number of casualties are either a deliberate provocation or someone’s personal stupidity,” an official statement reported by RT said.
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This is a normal post Fuck.
Edit: Two people seriously injured, thought to be journalists. Cause "inadvertent missile launch".

Video of target after explosion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm-mp4RQ86o
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post must have had Storm Troopers on board doing the aiming.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky they hid under rather the truck itself
Much more stuff would have been flying around.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 5:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post шпионы должны умереть
Edit: That went well.
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This is a normal post You kiss your mum with that mouth?

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post If thats your definition of kiss.....

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post peonies must die?
harsh
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This is a normal post No, it's pronounced "covfefe"

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This is a normal post Syntax Error!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You missed out a semi colon.
This is basic object oriented stuff dude.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see B3ta continues to steadfastly resist unicode

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
шпионы должны умереть
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post :O

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
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Any context? My Russian is a little rusty...
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/19/russian-helicopter-accidentally-fires-rocket-onlookers-zapad-war-games
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Russian trombone
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This is a normal post Vodka

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best guess is that the pilot was letting his kids have a shot.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Live Streaming I made this!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's funny cos it's true
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa.
Whole lotta forehead goin' on there.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some rather bleake and miserable pictures Typical Scotland during a good summer

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Highly reminiscent of Small Faces
Which is worth seeing
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
1980 2013
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post GRIM
Hardly needed to use colour film.
*70s flashback*
*clicks for skill*
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally
now THIS i can wank to.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, I'm glad I grew up in the West Country.

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This is a normal post Innit, mind.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Named after Fred and Rosemary

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"It looked bad. It looked like I was gonna have to spend the night... in Glasgow."
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This is a normal post Some friends of mine have been during the day and said they had a cracking time

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a cracking time
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post City of Culture 1990

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post By the way

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but what type of culture?
strep e-coli?
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone ate a yoghurt

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on. Surely it's just the camera angles.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post God, that is an depressing, ugly life
And then the first comment ("lass in pink:) ")aimed at a little girl reminds me how ugly people are inside too
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the comments is
trying to argue that foreigners have since ruined it by opening shops there.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This bleakness made me notice that Ladbrokes
Has the word Broke in it.

Recognised about 70% of the locations.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Selling hope to the desperate.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The noticeably the broken lad out front...
Doesn't even raise a dry smile, what with the bleakness of it all.
Interesting that when I got to visit some two decades after these photos, was expecting the worst and quite pleasantly surprised. I'm sure there were holdovers from that time, but I missed out on them.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 4:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A lot of lads end up broke at ladbrokes
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Jimmy Nail on the bridge, walking passed the life belt?

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a whiny Tory type on the BBC god bothering show at the weekend...
...saying how kids today have never been worse off (poverty, crime, mental health, you name it) and blamed it on decades of "lefty lunacy". Talk about rose-tinted specs, she wants to take a look at these pictures.
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This is a normal post No wonder all the SAS are Glaswegian
Bit like the Dexy's video set in Brixton in 1982 (?)
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Squirrel Bar hasn't changed much
Then: Squirrel Bar

Now: Squirrel Bar
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
But Sadie quit, she probably didn't like the new direction with the whole Irish thing.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be fair
They have got a new bin.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Lady Eleanor cover
Recent cover of a 1971 Lindisfarne song.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post not a bad cover,and so much better than some other covers.....
thats not to shabby and easy on the ear, although the singer is a little anoying to watch
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the backing was
OK too.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post thought you lot would enjoy this!
nsff!
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post why did i click on that ?
you should be locked up for our safety
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he didn't mean to google 'insect'.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kerpow!
And Blam!
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes porn is confusing.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post that will be the roofies kicking in

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just relax and don't fight it Madcatman.
It's best if we never mention this again.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post trust him he knows what he is doing.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may laugh, but
I have stumbled upon hitherto unknown porno and will soon be rich!!!
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
rich taking it up the poop chute
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eureka!
www.weasyl.com/~temperance/submissions/648773/rotarr-the-house-fly
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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Heh heh

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post why are we screaming?

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No lube.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more "Je t'aime moi non plus"

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I still remember the puppy (French bulldog) relentlessly shagging Pickachu.
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This is a normal post u wot m8

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post YT video from years ago.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classics never fade GF.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's a bit of a cold fish
Go out and find yourself a more adventurous one, mate. Or maybe a wasp
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smith and Jones, two flies:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=psqQR_AnGJM
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Savage Rehab - Sunshine
Class remix of Bill Withers, I thought.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely cannot tell if sarcastic or not.
:/
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I'm going to throw this out there. It's complete shit.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
It's cocking awful.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a jungle resurgence going on
get on that instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkagTZYdhps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPsyjIcL3Hc
new golden age
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Astronomy photographer of the year 2017 winners in pictures
Frankly, this stuff leaves me cold but I know that some of you lot will be on the vinegar strokes before you even get to the Highly Commended (third place) galaxy.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one is my favourite:

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt ven click the link and i was done: do i win a special prize now?

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ven clicking links should be banned!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a tricky wank at all.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where there's a willy, there's a way

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why so judgemental

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
imprinting?
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Nelson Mandela's funeral fake sign language interpreter's message decoded
Old news from 2013 (and no GC to my disbelief), but until now I didn't know what the guy was actually signaling there.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Double smug cunt endurance test. How long can you watch Owen Jones vs. Alistair Campbell for?
I just about made it past the David Brent impersonation in the first 20 seconds.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post In America, the Land of the Free, we apparently don't follow UK English, because we're told not to end sentences with prepositions.

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This is a normal post I went to a crappy state school in the west county.
You're lucky I'm not typing with my face.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason that reminds me of the nice guy who put a firecracker in cow poo and allowed it to blast all over his face.
He didn't seem overly bright, but what a kind easy going fella.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
I thought it was because Noah Webster knew that the majority of early American immigrants would be thick as shit, and wanted to make life a little easier for them.
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This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waves back.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post all over the internet past day and I can't help smiling and nearly waving back every time

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't a preposition
something you can end a sentence with?
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is if you are a crazy maverick who refuses to play by THEIR rules.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what about my rules?
i cant see any problem with creative spelling
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's creative and then there's you.
I'd say it's more like chaos theory than rules.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah there is that i suppose

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Real life LOL when I finally figured out what the hell you were trying to say.

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post I went to one of the poshest schools known to humanity.
And I'm with Churchill: "That is something up with which I will not put."
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This is a normal post Gave up after the first question
"How does that make you feel?" - a true sign of a shit interviewer.
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This is a normal post Cunt
I'm on hols in Portugal where I have enjoyed watching the popular progressive socialist party laying into the socialist progressive popular party. And this has spoiled my schadenfreude
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *relapses*
and I was doing ok.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS, i

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS, I now have shits before my mega chilli.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't bear to press Play
Two total pricks
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Gentleman saved by fire brigade after unfortunate weightlifting accident
Which one of you etc...
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could happen to any of us.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly
I'd wager a significant proportion of people here have never set foot in a gym.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit.
You've all been in there sniffing the saddles on the exercise bikes.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you stay in shape if you don't go to the gym?

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Round is a shape.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I've gotten older and had a couple of back surgeries the thought of eating badly and not exercising just doesn't seem attractive anymore.
The burgers and fried food I used to hunger for make me feel a bit sick.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post its simple just identify as an obese angle

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a gym membership for a couple of months.
Until I realised that paying £20 a month for the privilege of staying in shape was fucking ridiculous, when I could just cycle to work every day instead of taking the bus, spend the same amount of time traveling and save myself £23 a week.
I have tiny arms and enormous legs, but the girlfriend says she still loves me.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah, she says that to all of us.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post She'll be getting a mug of acid to the face, the slag.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know you lived in France.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post but monsuir, with your tiny arms, how can you reach the face of your lover ?



let me guesse your a 60's child?
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Smuggled video of Kim Jong Un celebrating missile strike
People DIED to get this video to the world and SHOW US THE TRUTH!
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Slow day, no arguments? Have some Godspeed! NSFW

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post PURPLE!

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Purple linky?
The super efficient gc detector alarm failed to go off so thought it was safe.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No, the appropriate response is GREEN!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddxIfMRZemc
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah sorry, been out of sorts all day. Guts are rotten.
Was driving down the the M1 this morning and had to vom into a bin bag.
Couldn't stand the smell so lobbed it out the window around Milton Keynes.

Still nearly home time, hopefully there won't be any traffic!
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 100% certain it's a bin bag full of shite that someone's chucked out of their window after being caught short.

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I suspect it's a big bag of 'sploady chems that got unstable whilst been transported to the rubber dingy rapids brigade
But then again my boy has done some shits that would warrant a controlled explosion so you may be right.
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:21, , Reply)

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