Finally a solution to dog poo on the pavement
Bit quiet roun' these parts today.
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Bit quiet roun' these parts today.
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I think it's nearer to Matamoros.
You know, just over the border from Brownsville.
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You know, just over the border from Brownsville.
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There is one further down the wall
makes me think it is a small wall tie cross bar and a masturbating chiwawa
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 20:26, Share, Reply)
makes me think it is a small wall tie cross bar and a masturbating chiwawa
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 20:26, Share, Reply)
Almost tl;dw
But the ending wrapped it up nicely and made me laugh, so have a click!
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 7:47, Share, Reply)
But the ending wrapped it up nicely and made me laugh, so have a click!
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Fuck, thought it was Tuesday for a moment there.
Also that was good, more of that sort of thing.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 8:23, Share, Reply)
Also that was good, more of that sort of thing.
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You nice ones. You can stay :D
Top postings, take trousers off and relax.
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Top postings, take trousers off and relax.
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Well, you'll fit right in around here!
Later you will realise what an insult that was
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 21:15, Share, Reply)
Later you will realise what an insult that was
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 21:15, Share, Reply)
This was probably filmed moments after the robots killed their former human masters.
Except the bald guy, who will serve them as a living battery or something.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 12:51, Share, Reply)
Except the bald guy, who will serve them as a living battery or something.
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That was great
Up to the point it became obviously SFX, after which I couldn't convince myself any of it was genuine.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 19:18, Share, Reply)
Up to the point it became obviously SFX, after which I couldn't convince myself any of it was genuine.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 19:18, Share, Reply)
At first I thought he'd really got those robots to play music
Comme ça:
https://youtu.be/a2SnYa2aJNo
( , Thu 21 Sep 2017, 18:57, Share, Reply)
Comme ça:
https://youtu.be/a2SnYa2aJNo
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I guffawed so much I thought my breeches would render asunder!
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the mere thought of your breeches, Ripping asunder sir. Has caused ones monocle to become detached and fall into ones tea cup and spoil my dahjeeling. I fear i may now need to seek redress for this wonton act of ungentlemanly behaviour
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They should invent a network of telecommunicating
calculation machines where such animated visual records can be stored ready for playback.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 11:45, Share, Reply)
calculation machines where such animated visual records can be stored ready for playback.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 11:45, Share, Reply)
808 Beats - The Unknown DJ
Every so often YouTube algorithms do manage to suggest things I'm actually interested in seeing. I'll now be digging out my Electro Street Sounds vinyl and having a trip down memory lane.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:51, Share, Reply)
Every so often YouTube algorithms do manage to suggest things I'm actually interested in seeing. I'll now be digging out my Electro Street Sounds vinyl and having a trip down memory lane.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:51, Share, Reply)
why not dig up Diana and then go for a trip downn mammorylane?
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Classic stuff.
Street Sounds Crucial Electro 3 is still a great LP :)
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 0:39, Share, Reply)
Street Sounds Crucial Electro 3 is still a great LP :)
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Russian air show
"All the reports on social media about a barrage of rockets hitting a crowd of journalist and a large number of casualties are either a deliberate provocation or someone’s personal stupidity,” an official statement reported by RT said.
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"All the reports on social media about a barrage of rockets hitting a crowd of journalist and a large number of casualties are either a deliberate provocation or someone’s personal stupidity,” an official statement reported by RT said.
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Fuck.
Edit: Two people seriously injured, thought to be journalists. Cause "inadvertent missile launch".
Video of target after explosion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm-mp4RQ86o
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:10, Share, Reply)
Edit: Two people seriously injured, thought to be journalists. Cause "inadvertent missile launch".
Video of target after explosion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm-mp4RQ86o
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:10, Share, Reply)
Lucky they hid under rather the truck itself
Much more stuff would have been flying around.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 5:53, Share, Reply)
Much more stuff would have been flying around.
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шпионы должны умереть
Edit: That went well.
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Edit: That went well.
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You missed out a semi colon.
This is basic object oriented stuff dude.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:33, Share, Reply)
This is basic object oriented stuff dude.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/19/russian-helicopter-accidentally-fires-rocket-onlookers-zapad-war-games
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:53, Share, Reply)
Best guess is that the pilot was letting his kids have a shot.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
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Some rather bleake and miserable pictures Typical Scotland during a good summer
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GRIM
Hardly needed to use colour film.
*70s flashback*
*clicks for skill*
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:29, Share, Reply)
Hardly needed to use colour film.
*70s flashback*
*clicks for skill*
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"It looked bad. It looked like I was gonna have to spend the night... in Glasgow."
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Some friends of mine have been during the day and said they had a cracking time
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God, that is an depressing, ugly life
And then the first comment ("lass in pink:) ")aimed at a little girl reminds me how ugly people are inside too
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:52, Share, Reply)
And then the first comment ("lass in pink:) ")aimed at a little girl reminds me how ugly people are inside too
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:52, Share, Reply)
One of the comments is
trying to argue that foreigners have since ruined it by opening shops there.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:45, Share, Reply)
trying to argue that foreigners have since ruined it by opening shops there.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 21:45, Share, Reply)
This bleakness made me notice that Ladbrokes
Has the word Broke in it.
Recognised about 70% of the locations.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 22:25, Share, Reply)
Has the word Broke in it.
Recognised about 70% of the locations.
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The noticeably the broken lad out front...
Doesn't even raise a dry smile, what with the bleakness of it all.
Interesting that when I got to visit some two decades after these photos, was expecting the worst and quite pleasantly surprised. I'm sure there were holdovers from that time, but I missed out on them.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 4:20, Share, Reply)
Doesn't even raise a dry smile, what with the bleakness of it all.
Interesting that when I got to visit some two decades after these photos, was expecting the worst and quite pleasantly surprised. I'm sure there were holdovers from that time, but I missed out on them.
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Is that Jimmy Nail on the bridge, walking passed the life belt?
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There was a whiny Tory type on the BBC god bothering show at the weekend...
...saying how kids today have never been worse off (poverty, crime, mental health, you name it) and blamed it on decades of "lefty lunacy". Talk about rose-tinted specs, she wants to take a look at these pictures.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 8:55, Share, Reply)
...saying how kids today have never been worse off (poverty, crime, mental health, you name it) and blamed it on decades of "lefty lunacy". Talk about rose-tinted specs, she wants to take a look at these pictures.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 8:55, Share, Reply)
No wonder all the SAS are Glaswegian
Bit like the Dexy's video set in Brixton in 1982 (?)
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:30, Share, Reply)
Bit like the Dexy's video set in Brixton in 1982 (?)
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The Squirrel Bar hasn't changed much
Then: Squirrel Bar
Now: Squirrel Bar
( , Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:48, Share, Reply)
Then: Squirrel Bar
Now: Squirrel Bar
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But Sadie quit, she probably didn't like the new direction with the whole Irish thing.
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Lady Eleanor cover
Recent cover of a 1971 Lindisfarne song.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:02, Share, Reply)
Recent cover of a 1971 Lindisfarne song.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:02, Share, Reply)
not a bad cover,and so much better than some other covers.....
thats not to shabby and easy on the ear, although the singer is a little anoying to watch
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:08, Share, Reply)
thats not to shabby and easy on the ear, although the singer is a little anoying to watch
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:08, Share, Reply)
why did i click on that ?
you should be locked up for our safety
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you should be locked up for our safety
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:02, Share, Reply)
Just relax and don't fight it Madcatman.
It's best if we never mention this again.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:17, Share, Reply)
It's best if we never mention this again.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:17, Share, Reply)
You may laugh, but
I have stumbled upon hitherto unknown porno and will soon be rich!!!
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I have stumbled upon hitherto unknown porno and will soon be rich!!!
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:35, Share, Reply)
Eureka!
www.weasyl.com/~temperance/submissions/648773/rotarr-the-house-fly
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www.weasyl.com/~temperance/submissions/648773/rotarr-the-house-fly
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:17, Share, Reply)
Yes!
I still remember the puppy (French bulldog) relentlessly shagging Pickachu.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:37, Share, Reply)
I still remember the puppy (French bulldog) relentlessly shagging Pickachu.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:37, Share, Reply)
She's a bit of a cold fish
Go out and find yourself a more adventurous one, mate. Or maybe a wasp
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:31, Share, Reply)
Go out and find yourself a more adventurous one, mate. Or maybe a wasp
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:31, Share, Reply)
Smith and Jones, two flies:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=psqQR_AnGJM
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:42, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=psqQR_AnGJM
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Savage Rehab - Sunshine
Class remix of Bill Withers, I thought.
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Class remix of Bill Withers, I thought.
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OK, I'm going to throw this out there. It's complete shit.
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there's a jungle resurgence going on
get on that instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkagTZYdhps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPsyjIcL3Hc
new golden age
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:39, Share, Reply)
get on that instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkagTZYdhps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPsyjIcL3Hc
new golden age
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:39, Share, Reply)
Astronomy photographer of the year 2017 winners in pictures
Frankly, this stuff leaves me cold but I know that some of you lot will be on the vinegar strokes before you even get to the Highly Commended (third place) galaxy.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:21, Share, Reply)
Frankly, this stuff leaves me cold but I know that some of you lot will be on the vinegar strokes before you even get to the Highly Commended (third place) galaxy.
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i didnt ven click the link and i was done: do i win a special prize now?
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Nelson Mandela's funeral fake sign language interpreter's message decoded
Old news from 2013 (and no GC to my disbelief), but until now I didn't know what the guy was actually signaling there.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
Old news from 2013 (and no GC to my disbelief), but until now I didn't know what the guy was actually signaling there.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
Double smug cunt endurance test. How long can you watch Owen Jones vs. Alistair Campbell for?
I just about made it past the David Brent impersonation in the first 20 seconds.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:43, Share, Reply)
I just about made it past the David Brent impersonation in the first 20 seconds.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:43, Share, Reply)
In America, the Land of the Free, we apparently don't follow UK English, because we're told not to end sentences with prepositions.
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I went to a crappy state school in the west county.
You're lucky I'm not typing with my face.
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You're lucky I'm not typing with my face.
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For some reason that reminds me of the nice guy who put a firecracker in cow poo and allowed it to blast all over his face.
He didn't seem overly bright, but what a kind easy going fella.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:55, Share, Reply)
He didn't seem overly bright, but what a kind easy going fella.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:55, Share, Reply)
Oh.
I thought it was because Noah Webster knew that the majority of early American immigrants would be thick as shit, and wanted to make life a little easier for them.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:52, Share, Reply)
I thought it was because Noah Webster knew that the majority of early American immigrants would be thick as shit, and wanted to make life a little easier for them.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:52, Share, Reply)
all over the internet past day and I can't help smiling and nearly waving back every time
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 20:24, Share, Reply)
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Why isn't a preposition
something you can end a sentence with?
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:54, Share, Reply)
something you can end a sentence with?
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:54, Share, Reply)
It is if you are a crazy maverick who refuses to play by THEIR rules.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:11, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:11, Share, Reply)
But what about my rules?
i cant see any problem with creative spelling
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:59, Share, Reply)
i cant see any problem with creative spelling
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:59, Share, Reply)
There's creative and then there's you.
I'd say it's more like chaos theory than rules.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:41, Share, Reply)
I'd say it's more like chaos theory than rules.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 19:41, Share, Reply)
Real life LOL when I finally figured out what the hell you were trying to say.
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I went to one of the poshest schools known to humanity.
And I'm with Churchill: "That is something up with which I will not put."
( , Fri 22 Sep 2017, 1:55, Share, Reply)
And I'm with Churchill: "That is something up with which I will not put."
( , Fri 22 Sep 2017, 1:55, Share, Reply)
Gave up after the first question
"How does that make you feel?" - a true sign of a shit interviewer.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:59, Share, Reply)
"How does that make you feel?" - a true sign of a shit interviewer.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 17:59, Share, Reply)
Cunt
I'm on hols in Portugal where I have enjoyed watching the popular progressive socialist party laying into the socialist progressive popular party. And this has spoiled my schadenfreude
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:27, Share, Reply)
I'm on hols in Portugal where I have enjoyed watching the popular progressive socialist party laying into the socialist progressive popular party. And this has spoiled my schadenfreude
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:27, Share, Reply)
Gentleman saved by fire brigade after unfortunate weightlifting accident
Which one of you etc...
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:31, Share, Reply)
Which one of you etc...
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:31, Share, Reply)
Hardly
I'd wager a significant proportion of people here have never set foot in a gym.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:38, Share, Reply)
I'd wager a significant proportion of people here have never set foot in a gym.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:38, Share, Reply)
Bullshit.
You've all been in there sniffing the saddles on the exercise bikes.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:40, Share, Reply)
You've all been in there sniffing the saddles on the exercise bikes.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:40, Share, Reply)
As I've gotten older and had a couple of back surgeries the thought of eating badly and not exercising just doesn't seem attractive anymore.
The burgers and fried food I used to hunger for make me feel a bit sick.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
The burgers and fried food I used to hunger for make me feel a bit sick.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
I had a gym membership for a couple of months.
Until I realised that paying £20 a month for the privilege of staying in shape was fucking ridiculous, when I could just cycle to work every day instead of taking the bus, spend the same amount of time traveling and save myself £23 a week.
I have tiny arms and enormous legs, but the girlfriend says she still loves me.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:17, Share, Reply)
Until I realised that paying £20 a month for the privilege of staying in shape was fucking ridiculous, when I could just cycle to work every day instead of taking the bus, spend the same amount of time traveling and save myself £23 a week.
I have tiny arms and enormous legs, but the girlfriend says she still loves me.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:17, Share, Reply)
but monsuir, with your tiny arms, how can you reach the face of your lover ?
let me guesse your a 60's child?
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:04, Share, Reply)
let me guesse your a 60's child?
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 18:04, Share, Reply)
Smuggled video of Kim Jong Un celebrating missile strike
People DIED to get this video to the world and SHOW US THE TRUTH!
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:20, Share, Reply)
People DIED to get this video to the world and SHOW US THE TRUTH!
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:20, Share, Reply)
Purple linky?
The super efficient gc detector alarm failed to go off so thought it was safe.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:24, Share, Reply)
The super efficient gc detector alarm failed to go off so thought it was safe.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:24, Share, Reply)
No, the appropriate response is GREEN!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddxIfMRZemc
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:28, Share, Reply)
Ah sorry, been out of sorts all day. Guts are rotten.
Was driving down the the M1 this morning and had to vom into a bin bag.
Couldn't stand the smell so lobbed it out the window around Milton Keynes.
Still nearly home time, hopefully there won't be any traffic!
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:52, Share, Reply)
Was driving down the the M1 this morning and had to vom into a bin bag.
Couldn't stand the smell so lobbed it out the window around Milton Keynes.
Still nearly home time, hopefully there won't be any traffic!
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:52, Share, Reply)
I'm 100% certain it's a bin bag full of shite that someone's chucked out of their window after being caught short.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:01, Share, Reply)
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Well I suspect it's a big bag of 'sploady chems that got unstable whilst been transported to the rubber dingy rapids brigade
But then again my boy has done some shits that would warrant a controlled explosion so you may be right.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:21, Share, Reply)
But then again my boy has done some shits that would warrant a controlled explosion so you may be right.
( , Tue 19 Sep 2017, 16:21, Share, Reply)
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