Well I hadn't seen this before - Lords Of Lightning
Bzzzz.
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Bzzzz.
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animatronic erections advancing towards each other
spitting electric jizz into each other as they got nearer and nearer would've been fucking poetic man
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spitting electric jizz into each other as they got nearer and nearer would've been fucking poetic man
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Ha! He was going to let it have it right from the start.
Good man.
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Good man.
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The man starved to death. This video was found buried in the snow 8 months later.
Still, one less vertical video maker on the planet can never be a bad thing.
R
I
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Still, one less vertical video maker on the planet can never be a bad thing.
R
I
P
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Great album, that.
If it's Julian Cope Friday, An Elegant Chaos is my favourite. Mostly for the waffle about cows.
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If it's Julian Cope Friday, An Elegant Chaos is my favourite. Mostly for the waffle about cows.
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JCF - Relevant to my interests.
But for best song... see above for details
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But for best song... see above for details
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I done a video for Dan Bull
NSFW
I made this!
Enjoy !
(I'm going by the name of Giddy Video these days. Please feel free to follow me on twitter and vimeo)
www.twitter.com/giddyvideo vimeo.com/giddyvideo www.giddyvideo.co.uk
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Enjoy !
(I'm going by the name of Giddy Video these days. Please feel free to follow me on twitter and vimeo)
www.twitter.com/giddyvideo vimeo.com/giddyvideo www.giddyvideo.co.uk
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Can't watch yet but will later
Do you know if he's feeling better? Last time I heard, a few years ago, he had some awful tinitus/pain type thing?
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Do you know if he's feeling better? Last time I heard, a few years ago, he had some awful tinitus/pain type thing?
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He talks about it openly. It's ongoing, but he's a soldier. He's a top bloke, too.
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On the chap hop bandwagon?
Backing track could be a bit more varied but I have to say I rather liked it and have clicked accordingly
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Backing track could be a bit more varied but I have to say I rather liked it and have clicked accordingly
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I dont know about "jumping on the bandwagon", Dan has been doing this character for 5 or 6 years now, but thanks for clicking accordingly :)
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Hiss and snort
Hiss and snort of a giraffe; hiss of a musk deer; snort of a female goitred gazelle; snort of a waterbuck; snort of a male impala; snort of a male Western tur; two snorts of a male klipspringer; two snorts of a male springbok; bark of a female greater kudu; bark of a white-tailed gnu; bark of a male Indian muntjac; bark of a female sambar deer; bark of a female sika deer; bark of a female Siberian red deer; bark of a female Bactrian red deer.
From a recent paper about hiss and snort call types of wild-living giraffes
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Hiss and snort of a giraffe; hiss of a musk deer; snort of a female goitred gazelle; snort of a waterbuck; snort of a male impala; snort of a male Western tur; two snorts of a male klipspringer; two snorts of a male springbok; bark of a female greater kudu; bark of a white-tailed gnu; bark of a male Indian muntjac; bark of a female sambar deer; bark of a female sika deer; bark of a female Siberian red deer; bark of a female Bactrian red deer.
From a recent paper about hiss and snort call types of wild-living giraffes
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There needs to be an electro remix of that...
In the mid-'80s, you'd pay a couple of hundred pounds for a drum machine with samples like that built in.
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In the mid-'80s, you'd pay a couple of hundred pounds for a drum machine with samples like that built in.
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"the 1969 Easter Mass incident"
Bread Jesus hilarity (blog post / yarn)
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Bread Jesus hilarity (blog post / yarn)
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This deserves more clicks
I have therefore anointed it thus.
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I have therefore anointed it thus.
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OOoohhhh....
joke ruined by a typo!
Edit: But weirdly, it's a sentence that gets pretty much no search engine hits (in DDG and Google, at least).
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joke ruined by a typo!
Edit: But weirdly, it's a sentence that gets pretty much no search engine hits (in DDG and Google, at least).
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No...
Out of respect, I won't ride to it...
I miss NTK. I believe someone is sending the old ones out of you subscribe.
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Out of respect, I won't ride to it...
I miss NTK. I believe someone is sending the old ones out of you subscribe.
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One of the best things I've read in years.
I really wish I'd been there.
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I really wish I'd been there.
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Extraordinary
Both the writing and the content...beeautiful.
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Both the writing and the content...beeautiful.
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If the narrator was 6
and his dad was 21.
Doesn't that mean his dad got his mum pregnant when he was 14/15 or so?
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and his dad was 21.
Doesn't that mean his dad got his mum pregnant when he was 14/15 or so?
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You don't have to be the same age as you are in a story
when you tell that story.
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when you tell that story.
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He is right next to the speaker on a live broadcast
Have some will power, man!
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Have some will power, man!
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Rubber Chicken synth... noo really
Skip to 1m55 for music.
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Skip to 1m55 for music.
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^this
it's amazing that the character "Keith Allen" is written in to so many television programmes...that or the cunt can't act for shit...
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 10:09, Share, Reply)
it's amazing that the character "Keith Allen" is written in to so many television programmes...that or the cunt can't act for shit...
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He essentially paid to be in some of them:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-39293235
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:28, Share, Reply)
Stop all the click baiting.
"Airport disruption meant Keith Allen was forced to pay a huge taxi fare to reach Swansea in time for filming."
He paid for a taxi, not to be in the film.
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"Airport disruption meant Keith Allen was forced to pay a huge taxi fare to reach Swansea in time for filming."
He paid for a taxi, not to be in the film.
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Ah sure you can just straighten that out with the tap of a hammer
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"It is believed he uses a motorised scooter on land."
Speed freak.
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Speed freak.
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Nintendo doing cool stuff
And before people say that it's just a way to extract extra cash, all the cardboard model designs will be available online so you can make them yourself.
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And before people say that it's just a way to extract extra cash, all the cardboard model designs will be available online so you can make them yourself.
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One cardboard kit is $69.99 the other is $79.99
That's pretty pricey. How will people make the robotic and sensor elements from the online model designs?
I like what they're doing here but they should concentrate on games rather than gimmickry - Every good game on the switch was a PC game first, with the arguable exception of Breath of the Wild, which is great if you like Zelda games but not so great if you don't.
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That's pretty pricey. How will people make the robotic and sensor elements from the online model designs?
I like what they're doing here but they should concentrate on games rather than gimmickry - Every good game on the switch was a PC game first, with the arguable exception of Breath of the Wild, which is great if you like Zelda games but not so great if you don't.
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Maybe the sensors are embedded in the carboard?
nice way of stopping them from being recyclable, it's Wiilandfill peripherals all over again. Good old Nintendo!
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nice way of stopping them from being recyclable, it's Wii
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Looks like there are white markers on the cardboard that are seen by something in the controllers.
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i wouldn't worry, i think they've spent about three minutes on this
also, mario odyssey!
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:37, Share, Reply)
The sensors are the Joycon controllers, which come with the Switch
The rest is just cardboard and string...
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:49, Share, Reply)
The rest is just cardboard and string...
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Like I say you can download the patterns for free
I think it's fkn brilliant thinking. Mr Toast I didn't think you would go from pondering that 'Maybe they are embedded' to declaring outright that it would be "landfill all over again" quite so easily.
Also that price tag includes the game software
EDIT: Example, the piano uses the little camera built into the joypad to detect key presses. It's just cardboard
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I think it's fkn brilliant thinking. Mr Toast I didn't think you would go from pondering that 'Maybe they are embedded' to declaring outright that it would be "landfill all over again" quite so easily.
Also that price tag includes the game software
EDIT: Example, the piano uses the little camera built into the joypad to detect key presses. It's just cardboard
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If the designs are all online for free, what are the £50/£60 price points?
Pondering if sensors were in the cardboard and remarking that it would stop them being easily recycled (like all the ridiculous plastic add-ons that the Wii encouraged) isn't a particularly strange train of thought, is it?
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Pondering if sensors were in the cardboard and remarking that it would stop them being easily recycled (like all the ridiculous plastic add-ons that the Wii encouraged) isn't a particularly strange train of thought, is it?
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I actually think this is a great idea
Nintendo are branching into what could be a new and dynamic way to enjoy home gaming. Almost like a middle ground of Raspberry Pi and conventional gaming.
This is most likely taking aim at the Desigtn or modify your own community. If this gets Kids and adults to explore things and be creative to new ideas/solutions, then it can only be a good thing.
Solutions dont always need to look like an ipod to be a game changer.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:38, Share, Reply)
Nintendo are branching into what could be a new and dynamic way to enjoy home gaming. Almost like a middle ground of Raspberry Pi and conventional gaming.
This is most likely taking aim at the Desigtn or modify your own community. If this gets Kids and adults to explore things and be creative to new ideas/solutions, then it can only be a good thing.
Solutions dont always need to look like an ipod to be a game changer.
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if this doesn't go the way of the virtual boy i'll eat my shoes
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Some lols from teh internetz
www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-01-18-nintendo-labo-the-internet-reacts
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www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-01-18-nintendo-labo-the-internet-reacts
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Great, you can make them online
Too bad they don't do anything without buy the mini games that go with them. And I bet those mini games are so slight and possibly shitty that you'll wonder why you paid so much money for them, and some sheets of cardboard.
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Too bad they don't do anything without buy the mini games that go with them. And I bet those mini games are so slight and possibly shitty that you'll wonder why you paid so much money for them, and some sheets of cardboard.
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RIP
The Innocents is one of the best horror films ever made. That final scene!
Also, Flash Gordon obvs.
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The Innocents is one of the best horror films ever made. That final scene!
Also, Flash Gordon obvs.
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And the FAKE NEWS winners are...
edit: and while you're waiting to see if the server actually has something on it
twitter.com/twitter/statuses/953746291158343681
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edit: and while you're waiting to see if the server actually has something on it
twitter.com/twitter/statuses/953746291158343681
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This is a really good idea though. Does the UK have a Fake News award with a top 10 and a massive lie of the year award?
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This is GOPs version of fake news
Might as well read Breitbart
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Might as well read Breitbart
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 8:20, Share, Reply)
Well, yeah. I mean 2nd place is a bit, but I like the idea of it.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 8:29, Share, Reply)
I've clicked the Contribute button by mistake and filled in the donation form
but 'throw money at screen' is not an acceptable method of payment. :(
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but 'throw money at screen' is not an acceptable method of payment. :(
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Kirsty MacColl "In These Shoes?"
Heard this at the end of a doc tonight.
There's a slightly fruitier and more outre version by Camille O'Sullivan www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hU8vQQsyBg
The doc is on i-player www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07g9q28/handmade-by-royal-appointment-2-john-lobb-shoes
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 0:46, Share, Reply)
Heard this at the end of a doc tonight.
There's a slightly fruitier and more outre version by Camille O'Sullivan www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hU8vQQsyBg
The doc is on i-player www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07g9q28/handmade-by-royal-appointment-2-john-lobb-shoes
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 0:46, Share, Reply)
inspired by:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-latin-america-42718624/divers-in-mexico-have-discovered-the-world-s-longest-cave
I've been caving a few times and hated it. And I've scuba dived which is awesome because fish. The combination of both is abso-fucking-lutely terrifying.
There's a huge playlist of Sid Perou docs which takes you right through the history of cave diving. I've posted his first documentary. They get even scarier.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 21:23, Share, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-latin-america-42718624/divers-in-mexico-have-discovered-the-world-s-longest-cave
I've been caving a few times and hated it. And I've scuba dived which is awesome because fish. The combination of both is abso-fucking-lutely terrifying.
There's a huge playlist of Sid Perou docs which takes you right through the history of cave diving. I've posted his first documentary. They get even scarier.
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Sid Perou lives in the same village as me.
Trufax. His series "Beneath the Pennines" was enough to scare me out of ever going potholing, and there are lots of places to go up here in the Dales.
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Trufax. His series "Beneath the Pennines" was enough to scare me out of ever going potholing, and there are lots of places to go up here in the Dales.
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Gawd, I love caving. Why'd you hate it?
My brother was a professional diver & did a lot of cave diving....it would scare the shite out of me.
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My brother was a professional diver & did a lot of cave diving....it would scare the shite out of me.
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first time...
and I ended up 45 degrees downward in a the water in squeeze dead end, with my legs out of the water and someone pushing from behind. Yes, we'd missed the hole we should have gone down. It wasn't very long apparently as my legs and feet communicated the situation pretty well, so I'm told.
Basically, it's squeezy bits - climbing and wandering about in the dark is fine. I did go a few more times but nah.
I have done a small amount of overhead diving including one wreck and that was fine, actually. I couldn't handle the long stuff at all though.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 19:08, Share, Reply)
and I ended up 45 degrees downward in a the water in squeeze dead end, with my legs out of the water and someone pushing from behind. Yes, we'd missed the hole we should have gone down. It wasn't very long apparently as my legs and feet communicated the situation pretty well, so I'm told.
Basically, it's squeezy bits - climbing and wandering about in the dark is fine. I did go a few more times but nah.
I have done a small amount of overhead diving including one wreck and that was fine, actually. I couldn't handle the long stuff at all though.
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I can't get into caving
Squeezing myself through a tiny crack underneath several million tonnes of rock scared the shit out of me every time. Banging my acetylene headlamp on the rock whilst doing so one time, ending up in the pitch black made me nearly do a little poo.
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Squeezing myself through a tiny crack underneath several million tonnes of rock scared the shit out of me every time. Banging my acetylene headlamp on the rock whilst doing so one time, ending up in the pitch black made me nearly do a little poo.
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If you fall, the force of it may break you like a cork in a bottle
Fuck you, soft spoken 60's voice-over man, stop using terrible metaphors to make me imagine falling into a V shaped crevasse inside a cave and getting all squished up and unable to move.
I know you enjoy making me feel like this, I can hear it in your voice.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 23:43, Share, Reply)
Fuck you, soft spoken 60's voice-over man, stop using terrible metaphors to make me imagine falling into a V shaped crevasse inside a cave and getting all squished up and unable to move.
I know you enjoy making me feel like this, I can hear it in your voice.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 23:43, Share, Reply)
and indeed not on your Nelly
However I have had a pint or two at that pub in Clapham next to the cave rescue centre
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 15:32, Share, Reply)
However I have had a pint or two at that pub in Clapham next to the cave rescue centre
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 15:32, Share, Reply)
Thanks for the link but.......
...people who do things like this are from a similar mould to the fucking idiots on the sidecars in motorbike and sidecar racing and I haven't got time for them either.
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...people who do things like this are from a similar mould to the fucking idiots on the sidecars in motorbike and sidecar racing and I haven't got time for them either.
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Tribute to uncle Pecos
Circa Tom and Jerry 1955. Enjoyed this immensely.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 19:53, Share, Reply)
Circa Tom and Jerry 1955. Enjoyed this immensely.
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Speech impediments are not a subject for ri
to be laughed at.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 6:29, Share, Reply)
to be laughed at.
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finally a trek wars edited for b3tards
a worthy enterprise (tish boom) I'm sure we'll all agree
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a worthy enterprise (tish boom) I'm sure we'll all agree
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isn't the racisist one
the jar jar binks filled pile of excrement?
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 18:14, Share, Reply)
the jar jar binks filled pile of excrement?
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 18:14, Share, Reply)
Lucas already made one.
I don't remember seeing any non-white people in A New Hope.
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I don't remember seeing any non-white people in A New Hope.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 18:58, Share, Reply)
Sandpeople
You can scare them off, but they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers.
Try getting away with that JJ. See what fucking happens.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 19:15, Share, Reply)
You can scare them off, but they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers.
Try getting away with that JJ. See what fucking happens.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 19:15, Share, Reply)
Darth Vader
voiced by James Earl Jones. And all the storm troopers are black. And Boba Fett.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 19:41, Share, Reply)
voiced by James Earl Jones. And all the storm troopers are black. And Boba Fett.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 19:41, Share, Reply)
Great. Now if they could just ditch the quasi religious mysticism guff, the laser swords and effete robots I could really get on board.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 18:20, Share, Reply)
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In other news
uk.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-cinema/saudi-arabia-begins-screening-films-after-decades-long-ban-lifted-idUKKBN1F40QS
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 19:01, Share, Reply)
uk.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-cinema/saudi-arabia-begins-screening-films-after-decades-long-ban-lifted-idUKKBN1F40QS
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 19:01, Share, Reply)
I'm very pessimistic about these reforms. I foresee an explosive backlash.
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