Bought a book from an Amazon reseller
secondhand for $0.42 for my daughter.

Amazon charged me $25 postage and handling. I could have got it new for $19 with free shipping.

Sober as a judge.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 7:55, 78 replies)

That's a proper encyclopedia.
It even has instructions on how to get to the rest of the words.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 7:59, closed)

Indeed.
Just think I could have added an odd 100 thousandth of a gram to the nand gate based chip on her tablet and downloaded the entire thing off the internet.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:05, closed)

It's a good thing they said something.
I'm always trying to read books from the outside. It hardly ever works, but I know a lot of ISBN codes now.
(username failed moderation, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:10, closed)

alright Rick Farthome

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:15, closed)

Alright Plum Dozer.
Sadly, no. But since he's a good friend and he's told me all about the site and most of it's less salubrious members I've been lurking for a while before I decided to join in the fun.
Nice welcome though.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:29, closed)

yeah ... you have friends, fairholme
lots and lots of friends
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:51, closed)

Now you I've heard lots about.
All of it good, I assure you. :)
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:22, closed)

give it up, you desperate old friendless cunt
when any of the mods wake up this new account will be as dead as the other ones
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:43, closed)

Is that some sort of threat?
I don't really understand what you're saying here.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:02, closed)

you've been banned, rob
find some other people to sneer at you, you flabby fifty-year-old cuckolded neckbeard IT loser.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:06, closed)

None of those things.
As I was told - you seem to spend a very large amount of time here criticising other people. Rather than be rude to me maybe you should consider spending more time with your wife and children.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:54, closed)

Speaking of being happily married Rick, how's the OKcupiding getting on?
Scored any hot fanny off there?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:56, closed)

I bet he's having to fight off the punani with his jauntily-angled trilby.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)

AND a saltwater swimming pool, don't forget that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:52, closed)

yeah nobody believes you Rob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:19, closed)

Where did it ship from, fucking Narnia?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:16, closed)

States to Australia.
All prices are AUD.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:19, closed)

Don't be silly, Australia isn't a real place.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:23, closed)

don't be an idiot
there's a photograph of it, right there on the front of the book...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:28, closed)

I thought it was a post-apocalyptic Paris

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:45, closed)

That's just present-day suburban Paris, isn't it?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:07, closed)

un petit peu de la politique, messieurs dames

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:26, closed)

I think the snakes, sharks, crocodiles, spiders, scorpions and multitudes of other deadly/venomous
species that inhabit our Great Southern Land might disagree.
Also the indigenous population vaguely feel that they were here first and thus have dibs.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:57, closed)

I'd heard it was a magical place of racists and saltwater swimming pools.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:23, closed)

Yeah you might want to change your username, there is already a very popular forum member called cockweasel and I don't think you can compete.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:12, closed)

there are popular forum members here?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:14, closed)

it's all relative

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:14, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2261326
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:22, closed)

Alright Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:20, closed)

how do you all know this so quickly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:21, closed)

we can all see his IP
and also he's absolutely thick as fuck and registers a new desperation account as soon as the previous one is banned
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:25, closed)

Like a woman in an abusive relationship who's convinced herself to stay because she somehow deserves to be punished.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:29, closed)

Really?
I got told to use a well known vpn. So I'm interested to know how you can all see my IP.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:37, closed)

192.168.1.2

( Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:39, closed)

Because you're not even as clever as we think you are, let alone as clever as YOU think you are.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:50, closed)

You're the
guy who is married to a fat chick and you are just a skinny morgue technician, yeah?
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:59, closed)

I never fucked any poultry.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:01, closed)

you should try it
there's nothing quite like the feeling of a ripped cloaca around the Johnson.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:21, closed)

Thick as fuck enough
to use the same '1337' spelling code in 's0ckpuppet' and 'c0ckweasle'.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:01, closed)

And thick as fuck enough to believe that anyone'd be stupid enough to believe the old 'he's not me, he's my mate' gambit.
Which, in Rick Fathelme's case is flawed on at least two levels.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:05, closed)

I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!

( Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:06, closed)

HAI BALDMONKEY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:42, closed)

^This, and the one above
He really doesn't think very much of us, does he?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:38, closed)

it's almost step by step identical to boudicca's online breakdown
They even look the same. I wonder if we could hook them up over okcupid?

They could be angry and lonely together 4eva.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:22, closed)

Or could they be the same person?

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)

she had a much bigger dick
and she actually managed to find people's details and try to get in real world contact rather than just threatening it like a massive fucking flabby pansyboy
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:28, closed)

Thank you
I hope I can consult your expertise on B3tan's dick sizes should it be required in the future
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:34, closed)

Oh wow.
People who have similar names on a website - your detection abilities are indeed prodigious.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:11, closed)

Seeing as everyone knew it was you within minutes would suggest that is the case.

( Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:18, closed)

Except for me PJ but it's not that I'm thick.
It's just that I don't know how to check.
Although the 0 did arouse my suspicions.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:04, closed)

Not to mention the fact that it can't spell 'Weasel'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:40, closed)

More likely,
people are just posting "Alright, Rick Fathelm" at every L-plate, and waiting for it to stick.

I wouldn't give anyone too much credit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)

you got your " in the wrong place
they should have gone here: "people"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:40, closed)

Quite.
Anyway, it's nice to have Ringo McUglysocks back again.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:22, closed)

^Nice use of the multiple usernames
Consider that taxed
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:23, closed)

+cock

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:23, closed)

Alright Greasy Cocker?
Spill the beans Rob old chum, what happened when you emailed everyone's bosses / clients etc? Who got fired? Who was arrested?

b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2166989#post2167463
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:12, closed)

40-odd replies in just a few minutes.
Welcome back, Ringofyre
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:35, closed)

b3ta.com/search/posts/72597/worst
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:45, closed)

I know he was also Misery McUglywife.
He was then s0ckpuppet. It now appears that he is c0ckweasel. It also appears that it doesn't matter a jot what his u/n is, he gets busted and ridiculed within about 8 seconds.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:49, closed)

which is a bit bizarre, given how much people seem to enjoy him
they're killing their own golden goose of entertainment by getting him banned as quickly as possible
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:52, closed)

Good point, well made
I will refrain from naming him in future and just watch the weepy breakdowns roll on and on.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:57, closed)

They're not, though.
It's a very b3ta symbiosis: dozens of people around here clearly enjoy pointing and laughing at him and calling him a cunt, and he clearly enjoys being called a cunt several hundred times a week, otherwise he wouldn't keep coming back.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:06, closed)

he gets no attention in the real world
he's a mummy's boy whose mummy's dead and whose gold digger wife left as soon as she had a slice of his little inheritance
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:18, closed)

I understand you're in France, Shambles
Business or pleasure?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:21, closed)

bit of both
visiting new nephew and signing yet more bureaucratic nonsense for the new house

I'm back now though. Much as I present myself as an international man of leisure, I occasionally have to go to work.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:25, closed)

That's alright then
I was going to suggest that shirley you'd have better things to do in Paris than be on here, but carry on
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:26, closed)

Paris isn't France. Tsk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:29, closed)

Ew :(

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:32, closed)

Nope. Wrong again.
Both parents still quite alive and kicking and I'm happily married with a couple of kids. Thanks for asking.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:27, closed)

To quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
When John Cleese is trying to put the old man on the 'bring out yer dead' cart, and the old man protests:

'You're not fooling anyone, you know'
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:32, closed)

Welcome back,
everyone's missed you.
Hugs and kisses xxx
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:23, closed)

Talk about glutton for punishment
Why come back to all this vitriol.

Is it like html S&M to you?
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:38, closed)

Seriously dude...
How come this kind of shit hasn't been systematically bullied out of you since the age of 3? Everything you do and say on this forum falls into one of two categories.

1) Stupid shit that makes people mock you, mildly.
or
2) Desperate attempts at saving face that confirm people were right to mock you, and ensures that they do so mercilessly.

#1 is actually fine. Everyone does that from time to time, but most people just suck it up when they get called a bell end, and move on. A bit of light hearted give-and-take is something everyone can enjoy.

#2, however, will draw in the vultures to tear you to shreds. Once you go down that route you're fucked; most people learn this before secondary education. How come you haven't?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:39, closed)

cosseted mummy's boy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:42, closed)

s r

i don't know why
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:55, closed)

Is that corset
for the mummy, or the boy?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:08, closed)