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Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.

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I spy on this prick

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:39, 53 replies)
Not a bad likeness
Thanks :-)
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:40, closed)
It's.......
.........not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:09, closed)
Losse the glasses
and it might make you moister.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:52, closed)
I'll rephrase that
Ello' Ello' what av' we going on er'?
Move along now.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:03, closed)
No, I've grown a beard since then.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:05, closed)
I don't know...
...whether to be terrified or honored. Mostly terrified though.
(Halfaxa, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:42, closed)

Damn right I do.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:43, closed)
You know, if there was any chance of anything better appearing on here I wouldn't feel the need to rehash old crap I didn't even make.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:43, closed)

well at least they didnt do 'new years stories' as the QOTW follow-up, so its not all bad.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:04, closed)
You said it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:10, closed)
Oh very clever, everyone gets their name.
But I'd never be seen dead in a red hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:44, closed)
Damn, for one shining moment
I thought I was special.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:55, closed)
You're special needs, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:51, closed)
Say what you like
The windows on my blue bus are very very clean.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:15, closed)
You are.......
....but perhaps not in the way you thought you were.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:16, closed)
Thank fuck for that....
...this was feeding my bipolar induces paranoia to the point when I would need to kill again.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:29, closed)
His eyes make my insides hurt.

(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:58, closed)
Her eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:29, closed)
Oi!
I resemble that remark!
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:11, closed)
Ohhh. I see what's happened here.
I felt special there for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:18, closed)
Ha!
I've seen this a few times, but never tried logging out before!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:26, closed)
Ha, that's quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:50, closed)
Ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:44, closed)
oi
feck orffffff
(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:40, closed)
What
the fuck.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:42, closed)
I'm going to preemptively laugh at all the mongs who think this is specifically about them.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:50, closed)
Two users have deleted their posts already.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:55, closed)
They're so vain

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:07, closed)
And still the dumb fucks don't get it.
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:44, closed)
Either a shitload of users have me on ignore or everyone's posting then deleting.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:49, closed)
one of them is so traumatised he's changed his sig

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:26, closed)
I recall legless losing his tiny mind to one of these yonks ago
edit: CHEERS.
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:29, closed)
It's a good test of witless spastics.
And he's a prime witless spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:47, closed)
Ten points if anyone can name the actual character and from what TV show...

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:46, closed)
Your Mum.
From Crimewatch or Embarrassing Bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:48, closed)
We have winner... almost
Actually, it's my pet sex mong - Labia Major.

Last seen in Snog, Marry or Avoid.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:49, closed)
He's a from realy show.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:49, closed)
Unfortunately yes.
Bubbles. trailer park boys.
(immadme, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:17, closed)
Holy fuck boys
Its a fuckin' samsquanch!
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:08, closed)
Hey Corey and Trevor...
Get us some more of those zesty mordant chips!
(thanatos, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 2:51, closed)
It's.......
.......a Tony Benyon/Zip Lecky cartoon from the New Musical Express, 1970's.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:12, closed)
First saw this a few years ago.
I get lonely so I bookmarked it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:01, closed)
Who is this "The_Crund"
Have I missed something?
(The_Crund, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:11, closed)
Have a click.

(immadme, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:19, closed)
Doesn't seem to work for me
logged in but still says "Your MUM"

EDIT - browsing incognito (in Chrome) - that's why
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:38, closed)
Looking up questionable pornography, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:51, closed)
no buying a valentines present for my wife.
honest
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:29, closed)
Everybody loves vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:06, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:31, closed)
You had me worried there...
*checks webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:43, closed)

Got me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:12, closed)
yeah well
My wife said she was going to try and have a dry January 2014, but it must be hard for her with me walking around the house in my pants.
(rogerzilla, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:19, closed)
Sexytime

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:38, closed)
I feel........
.........deeply honoured that this is the second time someone has posted this picture of me. I shall be looking out for Winker Watson spying through my keyhole!
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:15, closed)
*spaffs*
Cor!
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:50, closed)
You knows it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:53, closed)

Yoiks! Gulp....
(spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:59, closed)
Well... This is curious.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:07, closed)

.....bored yet?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:31, closed)
That's not how you spell didgeridoo you fucking moron.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:07, closed)
Wait, you don't genuinely think that was aimed specifically at you, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:52, closed)
Nice sig you've got there.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 5:40, closed)
I think that sig has made the whole thread worth while.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:59, closed)
Oh, bless you.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:56, closed)
i wouldn't mind..... but that looks nothing like me!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:03, closed)
Yay
I'm internets famous.
(squigbobble existed, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:19, closed)
Blimey

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:07, closed)
It's funnier
When you're logged out
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:16, closed)
Whut?
Here, have a towel.
(SillyMoo, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:34, closed)
Wah
Stop being nasty
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:43, closed)
clever....

(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:49, closed)
That is actually quite good, but
some of these clever shits are too smart for their own good.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:21, closed)

Super Lucky photo VTS_10_1_zps842c720e.jpg
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:02, closed)
cr3's parent page makes fascinating reading
b3ta.com/cr3/

For some value of fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:52, closed)
Am I missing something?

(kitescreech still here, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:34, closed)
I don't know.
Do you have to squat when you wee?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:10, closed)

Thought I was famous for once.
(Avnas dosh!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 8:04, closed)

I dont know wether to be scared or aroused :-(
(fluffyfangs drinks, smokes and hangs round with strange women, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 11:34, closed)
hahahhahaha what the fuck
Where did you find this?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:57, closed)
good grief

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 9:47, closed)
Uncanny likeness.
.
(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 7:41, closed)
Spy away.
Be as moist as you like.
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 16:49, closed)
Oi

(Wasmaschine!, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 18:13, closed)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:47, closed)
you fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:21, closed)
er...
Well, um...
Yeah...
Thanks for that.

Of course, if you *do* actually look like Bubbles from 'Trailer Park Boys' then I suppose it's okay...
(thanatos, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:28, closed)
you fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:22, closed)
I wondered who it was, peeking
(Right click save as - thank you very much!!!)
(fatboybubba, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:15, closed)
you fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:21, closed)
Well played indeed
Very good.
(fivetide, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:09, closed)
I bet you say that to all the guys...
Oh, wait.

I'll be in my room...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:22, closed)
Oh.
Is that a good thing?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:50, closed)

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