SOLICITARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHS!
I may be forced to drive to Whitley Bay to behead my solicitor this afternoon as he has decided to be a monumental cunt regarding exchange/completion on our house. His being pedantic could stop the chain moving on Friday, purely out of spite

Tell me tales of your brushes with authority

Alt:
I have 4 coffees from our secret santa at work. Best/worst presents from work?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:24, 102 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I've got an early finish incentive of 20 claims passed.
what do you have today?
alt. If you could go back in time, where would you go and what would you do, knowing your actions could change the future (cue racism and homophobia lols)
altalt. best stuffing
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:28, 178 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Morning?
I'm watching Tom and Jerry. What do you think is the best cartoon?

Alt: What's your best impression? I do a passable Ronan Keating.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 7:23, 98 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Good evening
is it...IS IT?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:26, 47 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm having my corpse left to rot for a fortnight and then trebucheted into the house of lords.
/answeringinanewthread
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:39, 39 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

HI GANG!!!
Did I miss anything?
Did you even know I'd gone?
I could have been in a siege for all you care.

what's with all the McBeef threads?
What's he doing with all them chickens?

Any more questions?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:15, 108 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Morning offtopic
Apparently men are idiots. phys.org/news/2014-12-theory-men-idiots.html

Tell us what stupid things you've done lately, whether you're a man or something else.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:00, 35 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:06, 121 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Pretentious making of shotgun video for you all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfo1QUGfWZE&channel=BerettaVideos

I thought it was ok.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:05, 79 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm bored and this is boring.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:14, 92 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

This 'ere siege in Sydney
Those twats have been holding innocent customers prisoner in a Lindt Café for hours and I have yet to see a single mention of "releasing the chocolate hostages".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:57, 34 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

monday monday, so good to me
what's for brekkiewekkies
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:16, 45 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Names for boys?
Any inspiration from the kru?

'Fuck off you dull cunt' and 'Baggenfock fucks kids' are already on the no list.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:28, 44 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

How's Sunday been?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 16:30, 61 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm making medlar jelly.
How much like a home counties WI vicar's wife are you this morning?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 9:06, 42 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Just had goose and salmon dropped off, for Crimblepops dinner.
Cooking for 12, 11 normal and a foodwrong vegan sister in law, ffs. The mad cunt wants hers cooked in a separate oven, in case the aroma of flesh infects her vegiloaf and vegetables. I may sabotage her dinner with goose fat, is this a really cuntish thing to do? What cuntish thing have you done recently?
Alt, do you have any relatives you can't stand?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 16:15, 103 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 10:09, 10 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Acid's alright, but it's no 2CI. Talk about that. Or how much you, or a relative is a hopelessly needy prick.
Alt: why are you a prick?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:07, 36 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I've watched about an hour of Tweetie Pie and Sylvester
That bird is clearly a sociopath. The cold pleasure he takes in torturing that cat. Scary stuff.

Which Warner blah blah is blah blah blah?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:01, 115 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Almost the weekend!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:59, 134 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I like mine with a kiss. Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied, As long as I get my kiss.
Bit needy.

What's your favourite needy Dean Martin duet?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:01, 281 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm going to scramble some eggs for lunch.
And serve them on toast.

How would you cook a lunchtime egg?

LUNCH!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:37, 125 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:10, 84 replies, latest was 9 years ago)