Weebles.
Alt: Flumps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:40, 107 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Have we done New Year Resolutions yet?
Mine were:

Drink more water
Drink better wine
Eat more cheese
Run more

Alt:
Most/Least looking forward to in 2015?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:07, 129 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 7:29, 50 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Can we talk about how Person of Interest is a great show?
Alt: New year resolutions or something.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:45, 97 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

What are you getting Frog for his birthday?
Alt: Do you like a lot of fuss over your birthday? Is it still very much your special day?
Or are you so old now that you'd prefer no-one mentioned it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:25, 196 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Zzzzz
Go on then, tell me about cooking disasters, that you did or that you got served.

alt: Cooked anything nice recently?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 10:26, 223 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Morning!
Commuting and offices and all that smashing stuff!
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 7:48, 49 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Thinking I might make burgers.
How do you make yours?

Alt: How do you imagine Gonz makes his?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:52, 44 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's foggy and icy round my way
It's been fun watching the pensioner drivers panicking when they hit the icy car park outside the newsagents. They're just abandoning their cars in even more awkward places than they normally do - with the added comedy bonus of sliding across the tarmac when on foot. I predict at least two broken hips before lunchtime.
So, when should the elderly be made to stop driving?
Alt: Smoked or sweetcure bacon?
Altalt: Just talk amongst yourselves about trainers or vinyl or somesuch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 10:09, 56 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Wicky wicky wild wild west, Jim west.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Jan 2015, 20:18, 33 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

evening

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 20:17, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

morning
Thank god it's the weekend, eh guys?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 9:44, 35 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Wok and Roll
My Wok is now seasoned....beat that if you can...go on I dare you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:36, 46 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

What was the longest yo took to sober up?
It's a godd 18 hours since my last drink but I doubt I'd pas a breathalyser right now

Alt: How would you convice me to have sex with you?

AltAlt: Tell me how to kill another offtopicer and get away with it
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:48, 120 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

LAST!



Alt: Do you want to talk about food or summat? Will that get you posting?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 12:53, 166 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 8:11, 67 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Let's talk about feelings.
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 22:51, 15 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Afternoon gurlz, just found a condom in the beer garden, classy, eh?
When did you last exhibit class?
And happy new year btw, hope it's a good one
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:00, 38 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

HAPPY HANGOVER!!!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 9:38, 19 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Happy Easter, my little bunnikins,

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 3:14, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

What a shit year
Get fucked
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 19:23, 10 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

it's a red Jack Wolfskin.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:33, 32 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 7:39, 125 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm seriously starting to question your choice of boyfriend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 22:53, 7 replies, latest was 9 years ago)