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Thierry Henry! What a guy.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
What a bender.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Just cause city can't score a goal!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Meh.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

u a
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Are you coming out to play
Next Saturday Kronster?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
I'm bored.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
I have filled the downstairs toilet
(not the actual toilet, mind) with books. MOving those upstairs would keep you entertained...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)
Toilet books
Or Shitriture as they are also known.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Have a wank

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13, Reply)
Not until you send me a pic of your mum.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:34, Reply)
I'm dying of boredom.
And starving. But I can't be arsed to go out.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:21, Reply)
I'm going to go to the shop and get a few beers.
And when I come home, I'll think about ordering a curry.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:33, Reply)
I've filled 12 binbags with shite and not even scratched the surface
I am Mr Trebus.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:29, Reply)
Poorly tummy?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:32, Reply)
You are the scat man aicmfp

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:56, Reply)
fuck off the lorra yez

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Found a new flat yet Roots?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)
No.
Well, spotted one but it might have gone by the time the letting agent opens on Monday.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:29, Reply)
What bit of Edinburgh are you looking at moving to?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Near enough to town like.
Saw a rasper yesterday but it had already gone.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:32, Reply)
What's a rasper?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
jigga,what? Jigga who?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Yo! K to the Ris to the TINE!
I'm delighed to see you've signed up to your birthday bash next weekend.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:36, Reply)
we both know thats not my birthday bash

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:48, Reply)
Well there is no other reason for the gathering.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I've just made a huge pot of curry.
Alt YaaY
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Yaay off you Yaayer

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:56, Reply)
You could come to the real party

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:58, Reply)
I AM the real party.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:22, Reply)
this theory has yet to be proven

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:25, Reply)
It's true. I promise.
I'm well mint, innit.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:27, Reply)
i dont like mint

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)
You don't have to like mint.
How is work going?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
like this: fgfseyublkp lpl uf cczzaaewypkugvcdetilndaupoyrwa

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:56, Reply)
You make me sad Kristine,.
:-(
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)
why

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:01, Reply)
You confuse me.
Tell me K, who do you hope to head over and visit us?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:03, Reply)
who?
Theres only a few american b3tans, and although she isn't actually american I'm gonna say nolongernuts for the lulz
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I feel wack.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Stop, elaborate and listen.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:57, Reply)
I got the lurgy, and other suckers lack it.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Lemsip, bed.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)
On the sofa, under a duvet.
Got lemsip and Naked Grouse.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:01, Reply)
What are you watching?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I watched Nathan Barley earlier.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)
You need some Fruitella.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Luis Suarez
What a 'kin white somethingorother...

PS: TH14 is rather yummytastic.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Hello The 'Mist.
Are you a new person?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)
no
everyone is a sockpuppet of everyone else. We are a collective conciousness who is running a psycological experiment by asking itself questions to truly know itself
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Do you prefer coke or lemonade?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
yes

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Spaz.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)
self hating idiot

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Fuck this shit.
I'm going to order a curry.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)
and I will enjoy it

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:54, Reply)
What am I going to have?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Stinky poohs tomorrow

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Yeah. What of it?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Lamb vindaloo, tarka dall, keema naan, aubergine baiji and 4 bottles of Cobra.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)
like tikka dahl but a little 'otter

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I've ordered a murgh ramo dhakhna special.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:27, Reply)
i have never heard of that

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)
In Wales, do you get to have a coal vindaloo?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)
with daffodil chpattis

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)
More like a misery madras served with a side dish of jobless despair.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)
hey! there are loads of jobs here
in call centres
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Nepali chicken dish?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Yeap!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I've just had Aloo Palak, Paneer Shashlik and Chapattis.
It was NOM.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Needs moar meat
You great big vegesexual.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:51, Reply)
It really doesn't
Indian food is one cuisine that can be interesting without meat.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I like you, it's th12 now and tw14

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)
The internet is so slow that I cannot browse eBay or watch Party Down without it buffering every two seconds.
Might kill someone/buy a t-shirt.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Baz. I might need some jacket advice.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Best of all the advices.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Hi berk.
What are you doing this evening?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Hit me up playa.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:21, Reply)
The warmest jacket I've got is some North Face one that EVERYONE seems to have now.
I need an alternative. Hook me up!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:24, Reply)
What sort of thing you after/what price range you in?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Warm, waterproof.
No more than 160.00
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I love this Barbour jacket.
www.barbourbymail.co.uk/Barbour-Down-Explorer-Jacket.html
I'd buy it but my housemate has a dead similar YMC one. Does it have to have a hood?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
That's quite nice.
They sell a lot of Barbour stuff in House of Fraser.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)
We don't have a House of Fraser up here.
Only Fenwicks. Which is alright. I'm annoyed you made me go on clothes sites because there's two things I have to buy now that I wouldn't have seen otherwise.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Evening, fuckers.
I've had a busy day and now I am chilling the fuck out.

Turns out the French are a bunch of gays who can't play rugby if it's a bit cold. Obviously never played on a concrete-hard UK school playing field.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Evening b3th
Doing anything this evening?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)
chilling the fuck out.
Weren't you listening?

Also, job hunting, but that's not something I can get enthusiastic about.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)
You need to step up the job hunt.
I am.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)
I'm not desperate yet.
That's when my enthusiasm levels will raise.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I did
*smugs*
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)
How was your first day?
I hope the bigger boys didn't steal your lunch money or refuse to tell you where the toilets are.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I bet they showed him where the toilets were
head first.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
haha

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Really good thanks.
4 hour 1:1 with my boss to start, which gave me a good grasps of what's required. Then met some of my direct reports. Will meet the rest of them, their teams and my external agencies over the next week.

Nice people, good atmosphere and four added to my "would" list.

Didn't even need lunch money - my boss paid for my plaice and chips. Found where I can smoke and a clean shitter for my morning dump.

Overall score 8/10.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
what would have made it 10/10?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I'm guessing more people on the 'would' list.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)
That and the commute home.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:34, Reply)
What are you KPIs and how much of a mess is the project in?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)
2 projects. Not too much mess, more in need of acceleration than anything else.
Capex & revenue budgets in place, resource allocated. 4 months until first pilot. Could be a lot worse.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Is the strategic plan already in place, or is that still to be signed off?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)
As the sponsor/ programme director I have to define this based on the business plan objectives.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)
In case you didn't know.
The 'all you can eat free salad' thing has already been done.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I was also disappointed to hear another lot already had the piri piri chicken gig sown up.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)
There is that moment when you're about to eat piri piri chicken when you remember you don't like it.
It happens in a Nando second.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Step away from the internet and eat your curry.
PLEASE.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)
That's a good point. It hasn't arrived yet.
I'll call them and find out where it is.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I'm trying chinese food ONE. LAST. TIME... if I don't like it, it's offical, after 10 years, I've gone off the stuff.
1 X 462. Thai Coconut Egg Fried Rice with Pineapple (Rice & Noodles.)
1 X 121. Sweet & Sour Chicken (Sweet & Sour Dishes)
1 X 101. Crispy Chilli King Prawn Kong Po Style (Seafood Dishes.) - Deep fried prawns lightly in batter with sweet & sour, spicy garlic sauce
1 X 214. Toffee Banana (4) (Desserts) - Banana with crunchy toffee & sesame seed coating
1 X 26. Prawn Crackers (Starters) -
1 X 25. Crispy Seaweed (Starters) - Garnished with cashew nuts
1 X 19. Roast Pork Belly (Starters) - Separate with cup of Hoi Sin sauce
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:38, Reply)
The sounds really sweet.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Yeah', I think I should have swapped the sweet'n'sour for blackbeen, but it's a different one I'm try that I've not been before, and I use sweet'n'sour chicken as a baseline for all oriental resturants.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I really don't like blackbean sauce.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I do, what do you like when you go chinese?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I usually get a set meal.
A starter, a main and either rice or chow mein. I couldn't eat everything you've ordered.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)
That's pretty much what I normally get.
Thinking about what I've ordered though, I'll only eat one plate full tonight and nosh on some other bits.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)
You keep saying nosh.
It's not getting any less funny.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:05, Reply)
especially 'noshing on bits'

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Phwoar

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)
If a nosh is what you're thinking then I'm ..... Damn, I can't find a yiddish word for hungry/starving.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:11, Reply)
verhungert?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I googled around too, but couldn't find one I recongise, which means it's not homely for me to use, for lack of a better word.
Not saying I know every word, I know there are words out there that I don't know, but it feels to me as forign as coming up with the word in any language, which means it's not coming from me.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)
FOOD'S HERE

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Get noshing!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Now _that's_ an order I can commit too in any context.
It's pretty good, I think I've found My Local Chinese now.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I say!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)
that is a lot of food

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Yeah', it's all I'd eat all weekend though.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:41, Reply)
those toffee bananas sound ace
I'd be bouncing off the walls - post some over!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Yeah', couldn't resist them check this menu out, it fucking rocks.
www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-hoviwa-en1/menu#341
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)
You greedy cunt.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Yeah', but to be fair, most people would spend similar money down the pub on booze.... and I've been working all day.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:57, Reply)
It's an over-indulgance, the equivlient to drinking 8 pints over a whole weekend though.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Evening' all
I have Ethiopian Jazz, a beer I haven't tried before and a full belly.
How are you all?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Ethiopian Jazzies
Are invisible white chocolate buttons covered in hundreds and thousands.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Evening Jeff
That curry still not arrived then?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I'm eating it now!!!!!!!!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I have chocolate chip rice cakes

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I have sharted

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)
i also have alcomahol

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I have asthma

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I have an 80s disco on VH1

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I had MTV Rocks on earlier.
I don't anymore.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
What do you have now, then?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I'm watching Hustle.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Robert Vaughn ftw
He used to be dead hot.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Nice

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I have unbelievably epic and boozy homemade tiramisu
I win.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I don't know...
Bobby has asthma.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)
And skids

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I've just finished my curry.
And I have beer.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Oh berk, do you ever do that thing where you put a big spoonfull in your mouth, then when it's in your mouth, turn the spoon upside down, then slowly pull it out of your mouth with it closed?
'cus if you do, I bet it's _exactly_ how I'm picturing it right now.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Exactly?
Only if she admits to doing it while only wearing her knickers.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I am wearing knickers, as it happens.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
One day you'll post 'commando' style.
And North London will drown in a river of Gonz Jizz.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I really am starting to worry about us.
We seem to be on the sme wavelength far too often.

I'm starting to think somerset has shaved a few IQ points off me.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I think you've just become funny these days.
A skill I've had for YEARS. I fact, it's only second to my modesty.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
That'll be what it is.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
What does this week hold in store?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I have to get that application in
but apart from that, there's nothing wildly exciting.
How did you go with that contract application?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I spoke to one of the agencies and they seemed really vague about the role.
Which led me to think that they were just fishing for details, so I didn't take it any further.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Ah, fuck 'em.
In other news, the new Star Trek film is on Film 4 +1.

I really *am* a huge JJ Abrams fangirl.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
What number is Film4 + 1? I can't find it.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
316 if you have Sky

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Ah damn, that's probably why I don't have the +1, I'm on freeview.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Star Trek is bent.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
So's your face.
/AC
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)
What does /ac mean?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Auto Complete
It's something she's said before in the subject line.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
autocomplete
ie, I have typed just those words before.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
You bender
/AC
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Takes one to know one.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
No it doesn't.
I'm not a bender. You are.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I'm not a bender, I'm a girl.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Bender Woman!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
In her satin tights
fighting for her rights

or something
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Exactly.
In her corrective shoes.
Going up the pier.
She's a QUEEEEEEEEEER!
BENDER WOMAN!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Oh, you so want me

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Like non alcoholic beer.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
You hear that noise?
That was Gonz reaching full bongle.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
You're wearing knickers, I'm wearing pants (which are knickers for boys really), we're wearing gential-area covering clothing.....*sigh*.....SOOO much in common.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Are you coming to Bristol in April Gonz?
You'll be able to tell berk all about your pants then.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I'm afraid I'm sitting on the fence on this one 'till the day, on account of my health stuff. I know I'd pay more for train and hotel, but I'm afraid that'll how I'd have to roll.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)

en a
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
face.
That took me ages to work out.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I use Ctrl+F in these cases.
IT highlights them.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Well, you're either both thick
or just not as depraved as me.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I'm better at crazy golf.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I think *everybody* is better at crazy golf than me
which is ironic, when you consider how much time I spend down tehre practising.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
hahaha
Been taken up the pier recently?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I should be so lucky

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Wayhay!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I thought you were correcting the expression from "sitting on the fence" to "sitting a the ...."
Nope, I'm thick, what you saying?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Someone make me some food I'm hank marvin over here.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
What do you fancy Baz?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I could absolutely murder a giant, giant plate of sushi.
Instead I think I'm gonna have porridge. Where did it all go so wrong.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
You'll get your oats Baz.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Leave. Now.
I'm going into town to buy this tomorrow, it's the best t-shirt in the world.
www.endclothing.co.uk/brands/norse-projects/norse-projects-niels-boucle-tee-9.html
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Fifty quid for a t-shirt is quite a lot.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
oh great
I've broken OT. So um - what would be the best sex party/sporting event crossover?

I reckon S&M Croquet
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Ultimate Figging.
A combination of figging and Ultimate Frisbee.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)
figging?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)
so it would be like trying to frisbee
a piece of shaped ginger into an orifice?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I was thinking more along the lines of trying to play frisbee with a bit of ginger up your arse.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:53, Reply)
that would make for some lively frisbee

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Curling wanks.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:42, Reply)
isn't that just wanking while shitting?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)
It might be in Wales.
In the rest of the UK, it's the art of playing curling, but it's made more difficult by the fact you've got to brush the ice whilst having a crafty tug.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)
imagine the frozen trails of spunk

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)
It would stop the stone from moving if one team are trying to brush the rink clean
And the other team are trying desperately to jizz in it's path.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:56, Reply)
That would certainly make the game more interesting.
Each team could have a defensive (wanking) section and an offensive (brushing) section.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:58, Reply)
The brushes should be made from pubic hair.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:00, Reply)
and the puck things
from frozen shit
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)
You're SICK.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)
you're the one who plays scat wank curling!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)
You added the scat element.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)
scatter brain

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Sorry, I was drooling over Karl Urban.
How about muff diving?
Tossing the caber?
Quoits?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)
QuenderRender.
The art of re-rendering a wall, whilst taking abuse from PD.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)
huhuhu
cross cuntry

I'm not good at this
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Evenin' all.
And how are we this evening? I'm rather good thanks.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
What makes you so good?
(Also, I've not forgotten your CV, I've been busy. But I will pick it up soon).
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Natural talent, innit?
(no worries, cheers Jeff, pints etc.)
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I'm still snuffly
but have you read what happened to my mate?

nothing interesting happens to me like that these days
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)
You paint things orange.
Have you got any photos of your orange walls?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)
yeah, but i posted it on fb
and you ain't there
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)
No.
But you could post it here.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
i'm on the wrong computer
unless I uploaded it to b3tards or something
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Either you can't be arsed.
Or your walls look rubbish.

It's one or the other.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:19, Reply)
can;t be arsed

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Does this work?
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430761_10150538442206820_666736819_9416436_1405607195_n.jpg?dl=1
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:19, Reply)
yes
ta
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)
I live to serve.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:22, Reply)
It does.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)
ah
the quiet avoidance of an opinion
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23, Reply)
It's interesting Captain.
How steep is the hill outside the big window? It looks massive.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Also.
How long have you kept QC locked in your living room?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)
I just C&Ped the link from FB, innit?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:30, Reply)
I don't book the FACE.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:31, Reply)
fairly steep
but not as steep as many round here
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Do the piggies like their new home?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:34, Reply)
not really
their room is cold because I'm not sure they should be in the lounge as there's a boiler in here. This also means they get less attention from me (I used to talk to them a lot when they were in the same room as me)

I will introduce them to grass soon, this should change their minds
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Innit.
Get 'em stoned and they'll be well happy.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:37, Reply)
stoned guinea pigs would
be weird
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:38, Reply)
How many pigs do you have now?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)
2

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)
What have you called them?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Higgs and Homer
Homer reverted to being homer after his day of being Jeff
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Are they good mates.
Or is Homer just too cool and good looking for Higgs?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:42, Reply)
they are friends now
but homer does sometimes chase higgs round while making his weird grumbly noise
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Just like me!
You should call him Jeff again for the day.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Your mate? no, not read nuffink.
You'll be good, your front room is ORANGE, nothing can go wrong
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Hello you
Have you seen our friend in the north?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I have indeed.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
That's good then

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:22, Reply)
I suppose so.
Not the cheeriest bunny in the hutch and I doubt I helped much.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23, Reply)
*worries*

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:25, Reply)
*Worries a lot as well*
I've sent a parcel.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)
I sent one before xmas
Might be time for another one...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)
nothing to worry about, she'll be fine.
I was just very tired yesterday and not at my7 most cheering.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Songs of the evening.
I'm on a Metronomy buzz after Thursday's gig.
youtu.be/JYYLCZJYGEQ
youtu.be/tiIQabMaRz0 (an absolute banger live)
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23, Reply)
that remix is OK
since I don't usually like it when people do that to tunes
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:37, Reply)
You like Steps.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:38, Reply)
no i don't
except when they lead somewhere good
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)
3 steps to heaven.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Most of my favourite songs are remixes.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)
I'm quite fond of a nice remix, or even a cover version.

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Would you like me to fix you up with a cover version?

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Fuck it. I'll do it anyway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p-yF3IXMTs
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Fantastic!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I'm going to see 'em soon!

(, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:04, Reply)
damn
that reminds me, I've not put the new covers on the bed.

best be off then

laters
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)
New covers!
There's posh.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:59, Reply)
beddybyes time.
tits!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)
night!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:46, Reply)

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