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We done this yet?
metro.co.uk/2014/12/18/kanavape-e-joint-why-its-time-cannabis-was-legalised-outright-in-the-uk-4991566/?ito=facebook
It's a e-cig that has weed-minus-THC in it, I donno how that works, but apparently you get really relaxed phsyiclly without any of the mental effects - which is perfect for me I think, just what i'm looking for. I'm gonna get one of these.
Time to legalise it? Time to use it for medical? what's YOUR view on The Devil's Weed? My mind changes every day on it.
AltLunch: I've got a mahooooosive bowl of cheap ramen instant noodles, mushrooms, spring onion and a couple of eggs
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:09, 135 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
metro.co.uk/2014/12/18/kanavape-e-joint-why-its-time-cannabis-was-legalised-outright-in-the-uk-4991566/?ito=facebook
It's a e-cig that has weed-minus-THC in it, I donno how that works, but apparently you get really relaxed phsyiclly without any of the mental effects - which is perfect for me I think, just what i'm looking for. I'm gonna get one of these.
Time to legalise it? Time to use it for medical? what's YOUR view on The Devil's Weed? My mind changes every day on it.
AltLunch: I've got a mahooooosive bowl of cheap ramen instant noodles, mushrooms, spring onion and a couple of eggs
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:09, 135 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I can't stand the stuff, and I know many others who feel exactly the same as me.
Having said that: - Legalise it and tax it to fuck, but make it a big no operate heavy machinery, vehicles, perform surgery, or do anything else which requires you to be compus mentus whilst under the influence, and only allow it to be consumed in the confines of a private dwelling.
Use a proportion of these tax revenues to create a team of snipers to execute anyone caught breaking these rules on the spot.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Having said that: - Legalise it and tax it to fuck, but make it a big no operate heavy machinery, vehicles, perform surgery, or do anything else which requires you to be compus mentus whilst under the influence, and only allow it to be consumed in the confines of a private dwelling.
Use a proportion of these tax revenues to create a team of snipers to execute anyone caught breaking these rules on the spot.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
what if I want to get mangled in a field with ten thousand of my closest friends?
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
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imma seek you out and hug you until my speedsweat permeates every item of clothing
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That sounds alright to me, with maybe some places too like special clubs.
They might have to re-think the indoor-smoking rules though if they do go ahead.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
They might have to re-think the indoor-smoking rules though if they do go ahead.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I don't think that they should have ever been brought in, not in their current form.
Public houses and clubs should have had to have had a properly ventilated designated smokers area. The smoking ban had a massive effect on public houses, no matter what CAMRA may claim to the contrary.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Public houses and clubs should have had to have had a properly ventilated designated smokers area. The smoking ban had a massive effect on public houses, no matter what CAMRA may claim to the contrary.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Drastic drop in takings.
I was working across three different city centre pubs, two social clubs and a small out of town pub when the ban came in (Cellar maintenance and a few other bits.) The city centre pubs lost about 20% of their gross revenue revenue when the ban was implemented, the social clubs lost about 45% (Although their customers were dying off rapidly anyway) Within a year, the small out of town pub was closed by the brewery and the site sold to be converted to flats.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I was working across three different city centre pubs, two social clubs and a small out of town pub when the ban came in (Cellar maintenance and a few other bits.) The city centre pubs lost about 20% of their gross revenue revenue when the ban was implemented, the social clubs lost about 45% (Although their customers were dying off rapidly anyway) Within a year, the small out of town pub was closed by the brewery and the site sold to be converted to flats.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
you might as well smoke a hemp handbag for all the effect it'll have
all recreational drugs should be legalised
addiction is a medical problem, not a law enforcement problem
as is obesity
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
all recreational drugs should be legalised
addiction is a medical problem, not a law enforcement problem
as is obesity
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
no it isn't
They explicitly said that obesity in itself is not a disability but that physical impairments that arise from obesity should be treated the same as any other disability in relation to employment law.
Hth
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
They explicitly said that obesity in itself is not a disability but that physical impairments that arise from obesity should be treated the same as any other disability in relation to employment law.
Hth
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
EU considers that people whos obesity hinders their performance at work are entitled to disabilty protection.
"Obesity is now a disability according to the EU". For the sake of conversation it's the same thing.
You were just being a smug cunt.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
yeah ... soz ... pointing out that you were wrong was unpardonably smug of me
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
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no, just an insufferable arse with all the charm and social grace of a leper.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
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What about when the drug stops being recreational once addiction takes hold, like with smack and stuff like that?
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crime associated with heroin is, in the main, acquisitive
If it was prescribed then the acquisitive crime would drop sharply.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
If it was prescribed then the acquisitive crime would drop sharply.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I've given not-even-vaguely-medical grade opium a go so yeah prolly
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
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maybe doctors should prescribe diamorphine for addicts, just saying like
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
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they did an experiment like that near us when I was a yoof and burglary dropped to almost nothing
then Thatcher canned the whole thing because Drugs Are Bad
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
then Thatcher canned the whole thing because Drugs Are Bad
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
then it's a medical and welfare issue
we don't get the police involved when you deep fry cereal-coated donuts
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
we don't get the police involved when you deep fry cereal-coated donuts
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
i just had my first turkey xmas dinner, it was 'alright' as it was free and was served with a beer. cheers.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
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This was surprisingly good, gravy needed work but other than that completely acceptable. I wouldn't have paid for it mind, I'd have had lamb chops.
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I reckon christmas dinner is over rated, BUT, christmas sandwiches are under-rated.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
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I had the tesco xmas sandwich. It was disgusting as expected. Cold cuts Boxing Day is the best bit.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
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cold cuts and pickles is my fave bit of christmas.
and when Del Boy and Rodders become millionaires. Thank the baby jesus for the "home of witty banter".
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)
and when Del Boy and Rodders become millionaires. Thank the baby jesus for the "home of witty banter".
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)
I can't imagine the pure disapointment a supermarket 'christmas sandwich' would be.
Go into a sandwich shop and i'd imagine you can get some lovely brie/cranbery/turkey pannini, but the supermarket ones? Sad Times, Snowbro.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Go into a sandwich shop and i'd imagine you can get some lovely brie/cranbery/turkey pannini, but the supermarket ones? Sad Times, Snowbro.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
everything about pre packed sandwiches is tragic
pret a manger is the most tragic place outside a Calcutta leprosy orphanage
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
pret a manger is the most tragic place outside a Calcutta leprosy orphanage
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I don't mind a prawn-in-mayo or ham-with-just-mustard, if i'm in a hurry.
It's not a lunch though
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
It's not a lunch though
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I pity the fool whose lifestyle choices force them to eat packet sadness sandwiches
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
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I wasn't seeking approval and I am having pig on Xmas day. pig that 28 days ago I called friend.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
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you queers will literally fuck anything with an arsehole, apart from chicks AMIRITE!?!?!?!
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
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You need two at once and that barely touches the sides of your gaping ravaged anus you slag.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
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You have spotlights coming out of yours of an evening from all the potholers in there.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
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ain't nothing going up there son, i rejected painkillers before an op as they were suppositories 'NDITB'
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
not done this. Geordie Jay's new book.
nyupress.org/books/9780814708385/
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
nyupress.org/books/9780814708385/
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
he can barely read
How the fuck is he supposed to have written a book?
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
How the fuck is he supposed to have written a book?
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Or GBP 53.30 (for Shambos benefit, the cunt) using today's Metro reported tourist rate.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
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accuracy to pedantic levels is always vital to the narrative, you should know that.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
you do know the difference between pedantry and correcting something that's flat out wrong?
because otherwise this upset is gonna last til New Year
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
because otherwise this upset is gonna last til New Year
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
it's only rape if you say no...
and that's hard to do with a ball gag in your mouth
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
and that's hard to do with a ball gag in your mouth
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
They have more genes in common with crabs than they do with the likes of you and me.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
let's face it. You'd turn the rape into a murder after a blind panic.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
let's face it
You're a semi-literate admin drone with terrible taste in clothes and worse taste in music.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
You're a semi-literate admin drone with terrible taste in clothes and worse taste in music.
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I've not had a joint for years
Could do with one now though. Just returned from t'pub and house sale has gone through so I'm £40k richer \o/
Alt:
Peroni
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Could do with one now though. Just returned from t'pub and house sale has gone through so I'm £40k richer \o/
Alt:
Peroni
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Im getting my christmas weed in tonight :)
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN SONNA!!
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN SONNA!!
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I literally feel like a weight has been lifted
IMA get cunted tonight
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
IMA get cunted tonight
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
if you toss me off you can have a fiver*
* cue water ship down hilarity
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
* cue water ship down hilarity
( , Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
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