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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We done this yet?
metro.co.uk/2014/12/18/kanavape-e-joint-why-its-time-cannabis-was-legalised-outright-in-the-uk-4991566/?ito=facebook

It's a e-cig that has weed-minus-THC in it, I donno how that works, but apparently you get really relaxed phsyiclly without any of the mental effects - which is perfect for me I think, just what i'm looking for. I'm gonna get one of these.

Time to legalise it? Time to use it for medical? what's YOUR view on The Devil's Weed? My mind changes every day on it.

AltLunch: I've got a mahooooosive bowl of cheap ramen instant noodles, mushrooms, spring onion and a couple of eggs
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:09, 135 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
No THC no laundry.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
adopt the Dutch model

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

model oven
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)
haha!
Classic Vagabond!!!!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
^ still upset

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)
he just gets funnier!!!!

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Stop blooing and start being funny again.
You can do it.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)
'Blooing'!!!
Classic!!!

It doesn't get any better than this!!!!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Oh cheer up you miserable bitch.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
YM Joke

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I really don't think that will have the same effect.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I can't stand the stuff, and I know many others who feel exactly the same as me.
Having said that: - Legalise it and tax it to fuck, but make it a big no operate heavy machinery, vehicles, perform surgery, or do anything else which requires you to be compus mentus whilst under the influence, and only allow it to be consumed in the confines of a private dwelling.

Use a proportion of these tax revenues to create a team of snipers to execute anyone caught breaking these rules on the spot.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
what if I want to get mangled in a field with ten thousand of my closest friends?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Festivals?
Designated areas. Near me when I'm working? Headshot.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
imma seek you out and hug you until my speedsweat permeates every item of clothing

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)
That sounds alright to me, with maybe some places too like special clubs.
They might have to re-think the indoor-smoking rules though if they do go ahead.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I don't think that they should have ever been brought in, not in their current form.
Public houses and clubs should have had to have had a properly ventilated designated smokers area. The smoking ban had a massive effect on public houses, no matter what CAMRA may claim to the contrary.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Totally aree.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
what effect?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Drastic drop in takings.
I was working across three different city centre pubs, two social clubs and a small out of town pub when the ban came in (Cellar maintenance and a few other bits.) The city centre pubs lost about 20% of their gross revenue revenue when the ban was implemented, the social clubs lost about 45% (Although their customers were dying off rapidly anyway) Within a year, the small out of town pub was closed by the brewery and the site sold to be converted to flats.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
you might as well smoke a hemp handbag for all the effect it'll have
all recreational drugs should be legalised

addiction is a medical problem, not a law enforcement problem

as is obesity
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Obesity is now a disability according to the EU.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
no it isn't
They explicitly said that obesity in itself is not a disability but that physical impairments that arise from obesity should be treated the same as any other disability in relation to employment law.

Hth
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
same.
pedant.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
what?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)

EU considers that people whos obesity hinders their performance at work are entitled to disabilty protection.

"Obesity is now a disability according to the EU". For the sake of conversation it's the same thing.

You were just being a smug cunt.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
yeah ... soz ... pointing out that you were wrong was unpardonably smug of me

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
wanker

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:45, Reply)
at least I'm not too fat to wank

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)
no, just an insufferable arse with all the charm and social grace of a leper.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
you sound upset

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
he should have a wank

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)
fat cunts

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
What about when the drug stops being recreational once addiction takes hold, like with smack and stuff like that?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
crime associated with heroin is, in the main, acquisitive
If it was prescribed then the acquisitive crime would drop sharply.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I can't see a doctor prescribing smack, maybe methadone.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
doctors already prescribe smack

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
woh', reallY?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
they don't generally prescribe it to smack addicts

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Would you give medical grade smack a go?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I've given not-even-vaguely-medical grade opium a go so yeah prolly

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
maybe doctors should prescribe diamorphine for addicts, just saying like

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
nyom nyom nyom, sevradol

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
they did an experiment like that near us when I was a yoof and burglary dropped to almost nothing
then Thatcher canned the whole thing because Drugs Are Bad
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Thatcher was a prick

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
he was

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
then it's a medical and welfare issue
we don't get the police involved when you deep fry cereal-coated donuts
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Aye aye, yup, yup, totally agree... but it's still an issue.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
i just had my first turkey xmas dinner, it was 'alright' as it was free and was served with a beer. cheers.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Our one last night was dreadful.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This was surprisingly good, gravy needed work but other than that completely acceptable. I wouldn't have paid for it mind, I'd have had lamb chops.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Course.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)
First course, then I'd have a burger

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Cbeers

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I reckon christmas dinner is over rated, BUT, christmas sandwiches are under-rated.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I had the tesco xmas sandwich. It was disgusting as expected. Cold cuts Boxing Day is the best bit.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
cold cuts and pickles is my fave bit of christmas.
and when Del Boy and Rodders become millionaires. Thank the baby jesus for the "home of witty banter".
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)
I'm looking forward to the Derek Christmas Special this year.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
with roast potato bubble and squeak
and the pogues!!!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I can't imagine the pure disapointment a supermarket 'christmas sandwich' would be.
Go into a sandwich shop and i'd imagine you can get some lovely brie/cranbery/turkey pannini, but the supermarket ones? Sad Times, Snowbro.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
everything about pre packed sandwiches is tragic
pret a manger is the most tragic place outside a Calcutta leprosy orphanage
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I don't mind a prawn-in-mayo or ham-with-just-mustard, if i'm in a hurry.
It's not a lunch though
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I pity the fool whose lifestyle choices force them to eat packet sadness sandwiches

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Turkey is shit and fit only for Americans.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
We got a Capon and a Duck this year.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
excellent bird choices

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I have capon and Guinea fowl.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Guinea fowl are idiots and fit only for Africans

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)
I wasn't seeking approval and I am having pig on Xmas day. pig that 28 days ago I called friend.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
FRIEND

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)
you queers will literally fuck anything with an arsehole, apart from chicks AMIRITE!?!?!?!

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
ive had a cock or 2

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)


(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
You need two at once and that barely touches the sides of your gaping ravaged anus you slag.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
You have spotlights coming out of yours of an evening from all the potholers in there.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
ain't nothing going up there son, i rejected painkillers before an op as they were suppositories 'NDITB'

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
WELL YOU SAID IT ABOUT ME SO NERRRRR

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
ERRR........ERRR............errrr........er.........r.....

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
YERR BUT UR BENT LOL

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
pigs are fat cunts and fit only for muslims

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Deffo winners, lots of potential for leftovers.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I hope you enjoyed your Christmas bonus.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
ooh you rotter

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
turkey is shit.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
not done this. Geordie Jay's new book.
nyupress.org/books/9780814708385/
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
he can barely read
How the fuck is he supposed to have written a book?
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Coming from you?
You big fat quender
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I know. but you are called Jason so it fits better.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
80 bucks? what's that in real money?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
50 quid

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Or GBP 53.30 (for Shambos benefit, the cunt) using today's Metro reported tourist rate.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
that's a lot for a book

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
esp. a book about benders.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
accuracy to pedantic levels is always vital to the narrative, you should know that.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
no christmas dinner for me now.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
you do know the difference between pedantry and correcting something that's flat out wrong?
because otherwise this upset is gonna last til New Year
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
you're just talking shit.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
how much is it in pink pounds?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
bend over and they'll show you

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Because all homosexuals are rapists

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
it's only rape if you say no...
and that's hard to do with a ball gag in your mouth
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
you probably tell children that too, disgusting.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Don't be silly.
They don't do them in kids sizes.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I FUCKING KNEW IT

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
all homosexuals are paedophiles

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
They have more genes in common with crabs than they do with the likes of you and me.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Giving it all that
*snap snap*
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Closeted ones are more sinister.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
they're left handed?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
let's face it. You'd turn the rape into a murder after a blind panic.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
let's face it
You're a semi-literate admin drone with terrible taste in clothes and worse taste in music.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
yet you still want to carry his child

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)
^

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I heard he wants to carry *anybody's* child.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
He's such a Mary's boy

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
*something about not being able to find three wise men*

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
*something about being a shut-in virgin*

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Well it is a time for miracles and all

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
quite a few are podiatrists the sick fucks.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I've not had a joint for years
Could do with one now though. Just returned from t'pub and house sale has gone through so I'm £40k richer \o/

Alt:
Peroni
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Im getting my christmas weed in tonight :)
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN SONNA!!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
yessssssssss

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Top marks, that man.
All better now?
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
I literally feel like a weight has been lifted
IMA get cunted tonight
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I'm happy for you, mate.
Seriously.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Thanks
FRIEND
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
\o/
That's a lotta Peroni
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Fucking right it is

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
can I borrow a fiver

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Ironically, no
My cash card is fucked
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
if you toss me off you can have a fiver*
* cue water ship down hilarity
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Shut up and
TURN AROUND
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
40k fewer poor

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)

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