WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THIS IS A SUNDAY THREAD.
BRAG ABOUT YOUR HANGOVER OR BE SMUG ABOUT DIY OR JUST LIE TO US IF YOU'RE ASHAMED THAT YOU SPENT MOST OF THE WEEKEND MASTURBATING IN BED.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 9:46, 55 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Morning wp. None ot those I'm afraid. Lazy wife has had het breakfast in bed, and I'm about to hose last night's puke from the urinals

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:01, Reply)

do you get much silly behaviour?
I was under the impression hour place was fairly classy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

No, it's in reference to Monty's comment the other day.
Generally ok behavior, although the coal shed seems to be the in place for drunken shags at the moment. A few rubbers have been found by and in it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)

fucking hell, I ran a student bar and we only had sexy times out the back maybe twice.
Must be randy out in the burbs
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

It happened first a few weeks ago. Word got around, now It seems to be the thing to do. I might try it tonight with the missus, the lucky lady!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)

She doesn't like it

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)

Ty cap for the input.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!111!!!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)

I'm lounging around reading
Meatsnake is making himself an omelette.

Then we are going shopping - he's having a new suit and I'm having whatever I like the look of.

I don't think any masturbation will feature at any time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)

I'd like a new suit,
Can you ask him to buy me one?

Waist 36
chest 42
inside leg 34

I like pin stripe or navy. Slimmer fit. Wool or cotton.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)

He will only buy grey
Says dark blue is boring. Whilst wearing jeans. We have had this discussion a couple of times...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Will it be one with long trousers?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

dark blue mohair is not boring

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)

mo arse
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)

alright ginger cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

morning dingle.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)

dingle dingle dozington D
Got out of bed and went for a pee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

The Doris is off to Hong Kong later today.
So I'm watching her pack.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)

you should help by staying out of the way

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

I hope you're making helpful suggestions.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)

No hangover - I was driving last night
Had a nice Chinese meal with the Doris and saw a good band in the town House in Leamington. Surreal moment was watching the Japanese blues harp player, playing black music in the whitest town in Christendom.
Today will be even more work on the never-ending guitar project and some roasted lumps of dead animal with roots & tubers & stuff later.
All good
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)

What sort of animal?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)

Probably cow
You know, Captain Placid Prefers To Have Cow
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)

nosy wanker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

buy me a suit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)

okay, since you asked so nicely

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)

You could get matching ones.
www.brycemuir.com/BryceTakes/BryceTake109z.jpg
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)

You can get one for your impending insolvency hearing where you plead for more time while you franchise the fuck out of your failing business before the inevitable end.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)

and the grisly murder of his family before burning himself to death in his pub

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)

+es

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)

might have a wank
I've had acceptable breakfast booze
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:15, Reply)

Breakfast cans?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

cans on trains, pints in airports, bucks fizz or bloody Marys in a domestic or hotel environment

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

*takes notes*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

two cans of super T while waiting for the bookie to open on giro day

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)

^^Livin' the dream^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)

two cans of watching
+ed
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

'watching super T while waiting for the book to open on giro day-ed'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)

Can't remember the last time I spent most of a weekend masturbating in bed.
I'd like to try that again sometime.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)

Dream big.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)

+wet

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)

I am totes going to take the dog for a walk and then a Lunchtime Pint.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

So where you get a gay couple, both male, who have adopted or had a child by proxy, is one of them nominated 'mother' for the sake of today
or do they both get treated on father's day
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

^he's only saying what we're all thinking.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)

I'm asking THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
you don't get this kind of thing on Jeremy Vine
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)

perhaps you could read a book on gender identity. hth

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)

Sounds a bit poofy tbh, I'd rather make boisterous, Clarkson-esque generalisations

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)

I lost all respect for him after he got in a fracas
Why couldn't he get in a good honest british fight.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)

I like this.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)

+ cock up my arse

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

It's not very comfortable, can't we try something else

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)

I'd assume that it's the receiver.

( Muns, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 17:33, Reply)

Bit Farking nosey aint'cha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)

I'm not hungover because I woke up still pissed and went back to the pub.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)