I must be a jinx...
In my spare time I do a fair bit of photography (mostly landscapes and nature, but I can turn my hand to most stuff).

So of course, various friends all asked me the same questions. "Can you do our wedding photos?" Yeah, of course I can.

Right, where to start? Couple number 1 I guess. Names omitted to protect the guilty. Friend meets girl in Europe (she's Serbian). He doesn't speak a word of Serbian. She doesn't speak a word of English. Although they're both fluent in Esperanto. So, he pulls her, they get together, they get engaged. Just over a year later, she buggers off. Turns out that she was only after "right to reside" in the UK after all. Now divorced.

Couple number 2: Some older bird (40s) I used to work with, who ended up being a good friend. She's turned into a proper biker chick. She meets this biker at a rally. They have wild sex. They end up getting together, then getting engaged. A year later, she discovered he'd been having a string of affairs. She punched him in the face, in public, and gave him a stonking nosebleed. Now divorced.

Couple number 3: A chap I've known since primary school, we share a birthday (and thus totally disprove astrology). Met some chick from the Midlands who moved back to this area, would have been around 10 years ago now. They got together, got engaged, got married after about 18 months. At which point he turns into (in her words) a "bigoted racist bully". She has a son, who was 10 years old when they got together (he's now 20). He used the kid as a punchbag. Tried it once when I was over there (kid would have been about 12-13 at the time and this chap just laid into him for no apparent reason). I took him to the floor and held him there, then said to kid "go on, have a free shot, get your own back!" Anyway, she booted him out in the end, and now I won't have anything to do with him. Me and her (and her son, now 20) are still all friends.

Couple no 4: A good friend of mine from Australia, married a local girl (so, shallow gene pool then?) after being together for 12 months. They were married for 2 years. She went loopy, walked out, was reported missing for 2 weeks then finally turned up at her parents' house. And straight into the funny farm on a nice section. Now divorced.

Couple no 5: A bird I've known for many years (since she was 16). Finally seems to have met Mr Right. I did her wedding photos, she wanted me to even after I'd warned her about couples 1 to 4. All seems good so far though.

TL;DR - 4 of my friends got married, I did their wedding photos, they later split up for various reasons, either because he was an asshole or she was mentally unstable. Am hoping the same doesn't happen with 5th friend.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:45, 100 replies)

5 weddings and a pedophile.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:07, closed)

"pedo" == "of the feet"
Fucking 'merkins.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:26, closed)

I thought it meant "of my mates 15yo sister"
so thanks for correcting me.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:35, closed)

Nope.
And "paedophilia" relates to fiddling with primary school age kids.

Also, 15 is legal in France (where we were at the time - 15 years ago), you complete fucktard.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:36, closed)

Getting ultra defensive because you once admitted to fucking underage kids (and don't like being reminded of this)
doesn't stop my reply being vastly more entertaining than your post, or you from being a big angry nonce, with no loyalty to his friends.
Nor does it stop all 5 of your wedding stories from being dull as dishwater, or everyone on this website from wishing you'd get directly to fuck without passing go.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:20, closed)

Quick and oh-so-shite

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:36, closed)

We were on holiday in France...
and the age of consent there is 15. Therefore she wasn't underage.

Again, get your facts straight, you fucktard.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:42, closed)

You claimed it was your guilty secret.
You've admitted your guilt, and you're proud of it. And you haven't addressed either of the facts that your wedding stories were pure toss, and that nobody likes you.

Bored now... calling you a nonce is so passé.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:00, closed)

Guilty secret on moral grounds, not legal...
cos, well, shagging your mate's younger sister (whether or not she's legal) is morally a bit wrong, isn't it? Which is why (as someone who was then in my early 20s) it was kinda fun... because it was a bit wrong.

So would you rather I posted the plot of Four Weddings And A Funeral? Like someone did earlier, because, well, ha ha, that's so funny, isn't it?

Oooh, you don't like me. My life will never be the same again, I'm sure... NOT. Believe it or not, I do have a life outside the interwebs. In fact, almost entirely outside the interwebs. Being the only person in a group of 5 people at a pub who wasn't STARING INTO MY FUCKING SMARTPHONE for the entire evening kinda made that point.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:12, closed)

^ Has a Nokia 1100

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:16, closed)

Talk here, listen here...
I have a Nokia E5 (looks similar to a Blackberry). It has smart capabilities, but I hardly ever use them. I like the qwerty keypad for txting, and I like being able to pick up emails on it.

I also like the fact that I can stuff a 32GB memory card in it and store about 300 CDs worth of music on it, so no need to carry an iPod as well.

If I want mobile internet, I fire up the laptop and either use my Mi-Fi hotspot or use the phone to create a dialup connection via Bluetooth.

Oh, and it also has strong crypto on it, so all my personal data (and dodgy pics) are safe. Phone and memory card both encrypted.

But mostly I use it to make phone calls and send txts.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:04, closed)

Encrypting your 'dodgy pics' isn't going to save you.
You now have to surrender the key to the police or face up to 2 years in prison

Of course you knew this, being a top shot fantasy lawer an'all.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:12, closed)

It's not quite that straightforward...
In order to obtain a warrant forcing you to disclose the decryption key, the gestapo, sorry, law enforcement have to have "reasonable suspicion" that there is something on the encrypted device which pertains to terrorism, national security or kiddie pr0n. And simply saying "we think this guy has kiddie pr0n on his phone and it's encrypted" isn't good enough. They have to show evidence.

In any event, they also have to prove that a. the decryption key(s) exist, and b. you have them in your possession to hand them over.

Therefore, should they attempt to use a RIPA warrant on you, you simply state "there is no decryption key". To bring a charge under RIPA part 3, they have to prove otherwise. Which they can't, of course. Why? Because the decryption key exists only on the device (which they already have). The fact that the key itself is encrypted using your passphrase or unlock code is irrelevant.

If I could be bothered I'd look up some case law. Suffice to say that there is no kiddie pr0n contained on my phone. Nor are there any dodgy selfies. However, there is commercially sensitive information on it, hence the use of encryption.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:48, closed)

This can't be real. It can't be.
This can only be epically well played TTT.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:57, closed)

rabid, chatting on the internet

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 23:07, closed)

Nice of you to admit to being in possession of so much dodgy underage porn.
Not sure anyone here cares, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:13, closed)

Would that be from where...
I imaged your hard drive when the police seized it recently?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:00, closed)

Nice, suave.
What's the weather like on your planet?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:42, closed)

I hope you get shanked
in the first week of your 5 year sentence for child fucking.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:03, closed)

Why is everyone staring into your smartphone?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:38, closed)

So maybe that should have read
staring into THEIR smartphones? Just to avoid ambiguity.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:42, closed)

Thir-fucking-teen.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:15, closed)

This reply only makes any sense
If you think that the general public are against nonces for the sole reason that it's illegal.
(Eukanuba, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:40, closed)

^ This should win.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:26, closed)

You're my 3rd favourite hero hardman nonce.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:19, closed)

My only dealing with a "nonce" is in programming...
...where it means "N-Once", as in a unique number.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:27, closed)

Not having a go mate - takes all sorts!
I wouldn't boast about it on public forums though if I were you. Some of the PC brigade that hang around here are a bit anti-child-fucking.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:44, closed)

hang on.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:34, closed)

And as for hard man?
if you saw a big bloke in his late 20s (who works on a building site) start laying into a 13-year-old kid who'd done absolutely nothing wrong, are you telling me you'd just stand there and watch?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:29, closed)

It's not a question of whether you'd do anything
it's a question of whether it even happened.
(username failed moderation, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:04, closed)

It happened alright.
which is part of the reason I no longer have anything to do with this (now-divorced) chap. He turned out to be a complete and utter cunt. Textbook psychological abuse of his new wife (who deserved so much better) and step-son.

(And in case anyone's wondering, no, I didn't fancy her at all, she was completely not my type.)
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:45, closed)

(And in case anyone's wondering, no, I didn't fancy her at all, she was completely not my type someone's kid sister.)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:02, closed)

Well, she is someone's younger sister...
but she's also a few years older than me - and her older brother is currently a guest of Her Majesty after he killed someone.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:14, closed)

I enjoyed the gratuitous inclusion of wild biker sex in story two.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:48, closed)

I wondered about that.
Do bikers have cloacas or something?
(username failed moderation, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:05, closed)

Have you ever been to a Wedding
As a photographer or otherwise, where you spent the whole ceremony actively wishing for it all to end in tears & lawyers? I only say that cos of this:

"Am hoping the same doesn't happen with 5th friend"

You bad bastard you. Don't get me wrong, I do the same for all weddings, but only because of my own jealous bitterness.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:49, closed)

Can't say I have...
but things are good with 5th friend and her bloke atm. So hopefully that one will have a happy ending.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:33, closed)

Needs more Honda Accord turbo-charged nonce-punching.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:09, closed)

I think you're the guy who tells his doctor,
"My friend has this problem."
Good luck with your fifth marriage anyway.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:39, closed)

I've never been married
and I don't intend to get married either. Try again.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:45, closed)

You're on safe ground there.
There's not much chance of that happening.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:00, closed)

Exactly
but not for whatever reason you're inferring...

I'm not intending to enter into a contract where some skank whore can go have an affair, ask for a divorce due to "irreconcilible differences"... then take half of everything you own.

I'm also an atheist, and marriage is a religious institution, therefore irrelevant.

So no, I'd rather stay not married but with a long-term partner (she's 27, don't get any funny ideas). Works for me. Marriage is a fucking scam anyway.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:52, closed)

What a frank opinion you have of your partner.
It sounds like you will have a long and happy relationship.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:02, closed)

^^^

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:18, closed)

9/10
All that's missing from this post is a declaration of how much you like Stewart Lee.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Nov 2014, 23:08, closed)

implying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:23, closed)

I hope that you and your skank will be very happy together.
At least until she finds out how much you hate women, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:17, closed)

RabidRapist is just bitter because ITV pulled his second series

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:19, closed)

Yes, I was thinking that

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:41, closed)

Is this because none of your 'girlfriends' have reached legal marriage age?

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:03, closed)

Are you the one that goes abroad so you can fuck children?

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:45, closed)

'rabid sex tourist'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:02, closed)

Nope.
I won't fuck anything under 20. (Years, before anyone gets clever.)
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:07, closed)

...from now on.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:09, closed)

Haven't done for many years...
Boning a 16-year-old (whilst legal) might be ok when you're 20, or even 25. I'm in my mid 30s now. Pulling a 21-year-old would be fine for me.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:16, closed)

To be honest I haven't bothered to read your story but you did once brag about fucking a child so I feel duty-bound to add to the all-important reply count.
hth
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:47, closed)

"I'm not going to bother reading it but I'll join the bandwagon anyway..."
Sounds about right. And I did once brag about banging my friend's sister. Yes, she was 15. We were in France. That's perfectly legal there. And it was also many, many years ago. So, no laws broken, and I was a LOT younger then. Someone want to tell me what the problem is here?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:05, closed)

Regardless of legality, which is all you seem concerned about here, you fucked a child.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:10, closed)

Errr, no.
She was physically fully mature. (And a cracking pair of tits from what I remember.) I guarantee that any other red-blooded male in their early 20s would have done exactly what I did when she was practically throwing herself at me.

So would you have a problem with, say, a 22-year-old fucking a 16-year-old?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:13, closed)

Yes, because anyone under the age of 18 is a child.
And 'physically fully mature' does not mean mentally and emotionally. So get the fuck away from the sixth form gates, you creepy old perv.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:17, closed)

Nothing wrong with someone in their early 20s nailing a 16-year-old...
...provided of course she's a mature 16 and isn't being manipulated.

As I said above, I'm 30-something now, and I wouldn't bang anyone under 20. And, to be honest, even that's pushing it a bit.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:57, closed)

And there are people who say romance is dead.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:42, closed)

I'm sure your 'long-term partner' would be overjoyed to hear this information.
It doesn't matter, when she finally discovers your sustained penchant for noncing she'll dump you anyway.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:01, closed)

Mm, always thought that an interesting point about the age of consent
is that it doesn't account for disparity in ages, i.e. take into account the opportunity of manipulation into the act that an older person would naturally have.

I'd say that in France, 15 is fine - but with a partner up to a certain age... what age that would be I don't know. Same for the UK, I'd advocate a lowering of the age of consent to 15, with the same rules.
( rofl harris, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:04, closed)

I'd advocate raising it to 25.
Based purely on the type of people that tend to have children before they're 25.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:14, closed)

Or how about
compulsory birth control for anyone under 25?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:36, closed)

You mean the so-called "Romeo & Juliet" laws?
I'd be in favour of lowering it to 14, even if there was a "provided the older party is no more than [for example] 5 years older, otherwise 16" clause.

Cos, you know, 14 and 15-year-olds are out shagging each other's brains out anyway. I can think of only one person I know who has reached the age of 18 (tomorrow in fact) and has retained her virginity.

Quite honestly nowadays any interaction with anyone younger than early 20s makes me think "you immature little brat". I guess that's what age does to you.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:36, closed)

You do seem to be something of an authority on the sexual practices of children.
I'm pretty sure I neither know nor care what most teenagers I know are doing with their genitals.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:37, closed)

I'm trying really hard here to find something positive
about you based purely on your contributions to this forum. The best I can come up with is that you have been winding us all up from the beginning and that your 'views' are designed to provoke hostile responses which feed whatever it is you crave.
Any other interpretation of your "I'm not a paedo but here's my paedo diary so far" spiel would cause me to want to stab you in the eye with a fork, therefore adding nothing useful to this debate. i really hope I'm wrong but if not please post your address. Thanks
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Nov 2014, 22:35, closed)

Here's another, this week's pretty slow so we might reach 200 yet.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:13, closed)

55

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:51, closed)

78

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:32, closed)

88

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:13, closed)

98

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 23:14, closed)

99

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 1:27, closed)

After reading all the comments I've completely forgotten what the original post was about...
...something to do with kiddie rape in France?
(tricyclic_looper, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:29, closed)

my name is princess sparkletits and im still at school. it is fantastic. i hav breast's like ellen page. i like ellen page. one time mi class went to france. i went with themm to france. but a 20something broke my hymen. i didnt like it.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 17:41, closed)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:06, closed)

In an otherwise slow week, this thread is quite the highlight.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:34, closed)

I am disappointed
not to hear whether or not the kid in story 3 took his "free shot", and the stepdad subsequently broke every bone in his body after RabidRodent went home.

Obviously none of it happened, but if you're going to indulge your hardman hero fantasies on the internet, you really need to follow them through to their logical conclusion.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:12, closed)

He heeded my warning...
"lay another finger on him and I'll break every bone in your body." Besides, he was in so much pain after I'd twisted him up that he wouldn't have been hitting anyone for a while.

Bearing in mind I lived 30 seconds (on foot) from them at the time, an "emergency" call would have been answered pretty quickly.

For the record, that's not "acting the hard man". That's intervening when someone is basically being a bully.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:40, closed)

In other words,
teaching a child that the correct and appropriate way to deal with an adult's inappropriate violent conduct, is with inappropriate violent conduct.

I hope for this particular child's sake that you're no longer a part of his life.
(tricyclic_looper, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:21, closed)

Did the kid take his "free shot"
and if so, what was it?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:43, closed)

So to recap...
A self-confessed child rapist has admitted to inducing another child to "beat off" a grown man. Not dodgy, honest officer.
(tricyclic_looper, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:34, closed)

Seriously though, it seems odd that he would omit such an important detail from this imaginary encounter.
It's almost as if it didn't even occur to him to consider how the other characters in his fantasy narrative would act, because they are not him and therefore irrelevant.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 13 Nov 2014, 20:45, closed)

Haha you really are the gift that keeps on giving
It's just a shame that QOTW is on its last legs and doesn't seem to be able to capitalise on this like it would have done in the good old days.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 20:59, closed)

Haha, 'good old days'.
Horrid /talk trolls ruined this board back in 2003.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 21:06, closed)

Rabidnoncepunch's usually are.
as far as desperate, attention seeking, peado, internet hardmen go, this guy is gold.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:20, closed)

It's particularly disturbing that he actively boasts about being a nonce
ie. "I'm the person your mother warned you about". To wear your paedophilia like a badge of honour, that takes some moxy.
(tricyclic_looper, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:23, closed)

yer mate, but it's alright
cos 'legally' it was perfectly fine to have sex with a child at that particular time and place.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:26, closed)

Ah yes, that old chestnut...
...also known as the "Doctor Who" defence.

Gary Glitter also used that one unsuccessfully, when he tried to argue that Thailand was in a completely different time zone to the United Kingdom.
(tricyclic_looper, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:44, closed)

To be fair, my mother did warn me about fantasist internet hardmen who boast about the size of the tits on a 15 year old.
At the time I was so surprised about specific she was, I forgot to heed her warning

:(
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:29, closed)

Giving him the benefit of the doubt though
it is credible that a self-confessed paedophile would be a hard man in front of a child.
(tricyclic_looper, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:15, closed)

Ha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:25, closed)

also your rising sign is probably different to that of the guy who shares your birthday,
which would explain why you have different character traits, and therefore this does not disprove astrology.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:14, closed)

The fact that's self evidently bullshit disproves it though.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:55, closed)

You're not even wrong.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:59, closed)

I don't think it's fair that people keep bringing up your whole rock spider thing. It's there, it's out in the open. let's all move on.
but encouraging a 12 year old domestic violence victim to take advantage of his abuser's temporary incapacity (and I stress the word temporary) to physically assault his abusive father is such a terrible idea, given that the next night he would presumably be alone in his father's company once more where the father would be free to retaliate for this humiliation.
However this story is highly improbable. It is possible that you do know someone that abuses his child. But this scenario screams of wish fulfillment, the fantasy of a daydreamer who in his own mind continually rescues people from burning buildings and rights wrongs as the archetypal hero.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 23:03, closed)

I would tend to concur with this, as detailed above.
The absence of any comprehension of the probable consequences of the events described, combined with the extreme defensiveness he displays when challenged, certainly screams NEEDY BULLSHITTER to me.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 13 Nov 2014, 23:10, closed)

100
Ta-daa.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 1:27, closed)