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Are we still mourning Bob?
Get a fucking grip.

Who is next on your dead celebrity sweepstakes?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
Richard Attenborough

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:04, archived)
Dunno who that is, soz
But I have just been signed off work for a month. I need ideas to entertain myself other than "kill yourself"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
Why? What happened?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:16, archived)
Nothing serious my scouse brother.
Surgery in a couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
shame about that frontal lobe, but I guess you don't need it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:48, archived)
nah not really
I only use it to support your mothers massive gravy dribbling cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:37, archived)
take a shit on Two Hats' lawn

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:22, archived)
take two hats into the shower

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:29, archived)
Have a shower with Two Hats' shit
on the lawn
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:30, archived)
Is Two Hats sexy?
That's the only way I am shitting on his lawn
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:37, archived)
Kill your doctor

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:22, archived)
She's pretty fit though.
Kill her then fuck her?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
Get someone else to kill you.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
I really should have covered that shouldn't i

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
Stay away from parks

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:27, archived)
and bins

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:30, archived)
and b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:34, archived)
clickin this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:44, archived)
prick
The queen
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:22, archived)
You can still be executed for pricking the queen

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:24, archived)
DEATH TO PRINCE PHILIP

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:25, archived)
Jonathan Ross

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:50, archived)
bob hoskins is dead
what's your fondest memory of bob hoskins?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:47, archived)
silence of the lambs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:50, archived)

rip bob hoskins
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:08, archived)

here's to the actress emily blunt, without who we would have no rhyme for cunt.

well, you can use james, both blunt and hunt,but they are short of syllables unlike emily blunt,

you can use 'oxford' as in 'oxford punt', or you can use 'rear end', as in 'rear end shunt',
but they are a bit convoluted to rhyme well with cunt.

so here's to the actress emily blunt,
she may well be shit,
but she rhymes well with cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
jeremy hunt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
dunno who that is ,soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:18, archived)
fuck you drimble

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:38, archived)
you rude cunt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:51, archived)
Super Mario Bros.

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
Spiceworld The Movie

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:00, archived)
I'm torn between this and Hook.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
Ginger Spice turns into him. No contest.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:13, archived)
The 1977 Midget Porn Extravaganza

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:05, archived)
when he was the drummer for Genesis

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:08, archived)
it's called a mega drive over here

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
Oh yeah
How long has it been since you last heard someone being called a dicksplash? It's got to be 25 years for me, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
i wasn't alive 25 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:40, archived)
Not so long ago
www.b3ta.com/talk/7724381
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:16, archived)
I hope that's not true.
Bought Who Framed Roger Rabbit? on DVD, the other week, so am tempted to say that, but I am very fond of Unleashed and The Long Good Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
Oh, it is true.
In which case, I shall always cherish the work he did for British Telecom.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
super mario
sad but true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
Pennies From Heaven and that advert.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
i feel like chicken tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:49, archived)
do the shake & vac?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:40, archived)
Blockbusters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:37, archived)
i'll have an rip please bob

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:49, archived)
that sax solo.

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:03, archived)
Woah, there.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
steady on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:19, archived)
tra laa then bob hoskins

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:30, archived)
not bo bo :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:21, archived)
fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:28, archived)
imagine how disappointing that would be for the horse

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
Mum won't allow me :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
greedy bitch

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:43, archived)
Just got back from the dentists.
Can anyone lend me £2,500?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:40, archived)
You should have posted this at 14.30

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:03, archived)
yeah
na
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
hi yeah, sorry, i'm busy this morning
talk amongst yourselves or get bent whatevs
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:37, archived)
i think my new fishing rod will turn up today and a new watch strap, it's all go here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:41, archived)
it's important to know exactly how long you've been dipping the expensive stick in the murky pond

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:05, archived)
big fucking pond this year
tinypic.com/r/2a7wlc5/8
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:19, archived)
I think that must be a model.
All the water would have run out, otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:21, archived)
you are right, and if hot air rises why are the top of mountains cold, got to be god or some shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:27, archived)
Nigel Lawson was right!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:30, archived)
I'm so glad she dumped that art-collecting wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:47, archived)
i'm collecting art at the moment, i'm hoping to finish this sticker book

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:02, archived)
Got...got...need...got...need...need...got...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:29, archived)
apparently the stickers aint as 'cool' as the cards these days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
nothing here yet, but i need to go out, lifes just got dicey

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 7:55, archived)
alright ger, charlton are safe in the championship, it's a great day, might go shopping

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:04, archived)
yeah, I saw.
Good effort. Birmingham are probably down.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:08, archived)
i'm just glad it is over, i couldn't of coped with a last day relegation fight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:09, archived)
new broom etc
See how next season goes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:11, archived)
see what the new begium overlords do, looks like charlton are just a feeder club for leige now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:14, archived)
out of my cold dead hands!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:19, archived)
all gonzs facebook is about pololotics these days, it's proper dull, i might unsubscribe

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:28, archived)
it all went downhill after he unfriended me for calling his colleagues hipster bellends
might post some pugs to cheer a brother up
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:32, archived)
i just watched a hamster eat a handmade burrito at a little dinning table, it still hasn't erased the 'no youn vote ukip facists, no youn do'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:35, archived)
that's better

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:35, archived)
i don't know about dogs, is that even a pug? is it not one of those big chinky dogs whats fannys are said to open up sideways!?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:44, archived)
dunno
I just Googled 'ugly dogs for Jews'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:00, archived)
probably chucked up a load of porn sites

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:02, archived)
He's friends with this utter spastic called Timefor Achange, who's always good for some unintended hilarity.
It's also good when someone calls UKIP voters ignorant fuckheads and then Gonz is like, hey some of my best friends (and relatives) are ignorant fuckheads, please show a bit of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21, archived)
i'm no ben elton you see so i find it dull

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:28, archived)
Difference is, it's on my wall where they can see it.
I don't really want my collegues and family, whatever they think, seeing a bunch of political crap on my wall from some practical strangers who think their voicing their opinion is worth more to me than how I look agmonst people I deal with every day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:45, archived)
Too much football in this thread.
Football is for cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:52, archived)
only 43 days till the world cup, i'd like to go but brazil looks well rough

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:55, archived)
the weather looks quite nice at this time of year

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:01, archived)
yeah it is more the clearing of the favelas that concerns me and the riots

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:07, archived)
those are poor folk concerns

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:16, archived)
yeah but them cunts have guns and bombs and shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:23, archived)
If there's a serious chance that a load of ENGURLAHND fans could get wiped out in some terrible incident,
then I'm happily onboard with the whole concept.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
i'm glad to see the great outdoors has kept your spirits up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:05, archived)
I particularly enjoyed the relative absence of other people.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:13, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:53, archived)
morning
Am off the doctors
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 7:34, archived)
off the doctors what?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 7:35, archived)
Finger?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:51, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:19, archived)
oh yeah, hi, how's it going?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:22, archived)
if glamorgan lose tomorrow
it will be leicesters first championship win since 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:33, archived)
'ningles

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:31, archived)
eveninh
I'm off on holiday tomorrow. The mother in law is lending us her villa in Cyprus for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:44, archived)
I got my new lawnmower today. Thing weighs a ton, impressively solid piece of german engineering.
Take that lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:51, archived)
Also my lightwaverf plugs arrived so now I can turn on the lights and water pumps in my new greenhouse from anywhere in the world.
So can still water the greenhouse when I'm in Cyprus.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:52, archived)
And my bt cabinet finally has fibre broadband so getting 80meg next week, sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:53, archived)
And my orange contract's up so gonna get the new sony xperia z2, looks awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:54, archived)
If I buy any other cool stuff I'll be sure to let you guys know first. K, bye! x

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:56, archived)
sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:13, archived)
sympathy sympathy reply reply

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:28, archived)

Thing weighs a ton, impressively solid piece of german engineering Somehow it's managed to cut the grass in the shape of Gary Barlow's face
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:06, archived)
I have just ordered some Surströmming
Anyone ever tasted it before? Just wondering what to expect.

ALT: alright
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:56, archived)
It's lovely. Anyone who suggests otherwise is a puff.
/NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:58, archived)
I'm not sure nonces are entitled to it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
You have tried and failed to purchase in the past I presume?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:00, archived)
I've eaten it in Trollhatten

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:12, archived)
crewe 48 tranmere 47 it says

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7730317
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:00, archived)
i'm sorry for your loss, they have a harder game tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:01, archived)
Bookies favour a Tranmere win and a Crewe defeat.
I'll have an ear on it on the radio as I'm taking my girl to AFC Fylde v Ashton United instead
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:03, archived)
I may be cheating a little bit
As I haven't had a sense of smell for 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
It's nice unless you are a puff

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:00, archived)
The cricket club has a beer festival on this weekend, and with that come s the mega-meat raffle
Do you want in? 25p a ticket or 5 for a pound.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:02, archived)
25p a ticket for the crap meat
5 for a pound for the good stuff?

I'll have 20 tickets for 25p please
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:04, archived)
Sorted.
You've got 400 to 424 on the beige. Good luck.
PayPal me the money or the c.8lb of meat is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
*paypals*
Oh god I am EXCITED now!!!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:15, archived)
/talk needs more raffles

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:17, archived)
YES!
Lets do one!
EDIT: can we do this? WE CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:21, archived)
*notes that HATD prefers crap meat*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
crap usually means lots of it
just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:15, archived)
i dont eat fish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:03, archived)
smoke me a kipper

(heine is living in a recurring nightmare of jibberish, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:37, archived)
I flicked over to QI XL on Dave a couple of hours ago, and they were talking about it.
That's why you ordered some, because Stephen Fry talked about it. You dull pathetic fucking sheep.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:04, archived)
+faggot

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:14, archived)
as a charlton fan i'm currently extremely nervous, you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:19, archived)
as myself at this point in my lifespan I am monumentally, spectacularly pissed off

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:21, archived)
what's up buttercup? tell

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:26, archived)
they build me up, mongy, only to let me down, and then, do you know what else, then they mess me around
but that's not all of it, worst of all, can you guess?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:28, archived)
nah, worse of all?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:30, archived)
they NEVER phone when they say they will
but do you know what mongy?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:30, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:34, archived)
I love them still!
owait, hmmm, not so much
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:36, archived)
fuck em, shit don't mean nothing, we drive on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:37, archived)
^ VOICE OF REASON

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:40, archived)
it's how i survived 3 tours of nam

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:04, archived)
totten?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:07, archived)
You weren't there, man.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:08, archived)
alright mns
*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:09, archived)
i read loads of books about vietnam wars when i was in my late teens, some of the books are quite disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:14, archived)

they probably made it all up, you should have stuck with those factual accounts of interplanetary exploration where there were three moons in the sky and ladies who wore sensible bikinis to go shooting the indigenous aliens
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
chevrecovery

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
chickenhawk i remember was good, i think

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:23, archived)
Great news for Charlton tonight. They can ease off on Saturday and let Blackpool get a point
£20 on the draw
/top tip
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
i took a tranmere fan to the airport today, lives right near the ground, she didn't seem happy, mind u i didn't understand much of it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)
Last day shenanigans
We could beat Bradford and still go down, or lose and stay up.
We have to better Crewe's result to survive.
I still think we'll stay up even though we don't deserve to.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:26, archived)
how can you lose and stay up?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:35, archived)
If we lose 1-0 and Crewe lose 2-0, we'll stay up on goal difference, providing Carlisle also lose

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:55, archived)
they have a point more than you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:58, archived)
Hang on, I've fucked this up.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
Although I'm probably going to be at Kellamergh Park to watch AFC Fylde play Ashton United in the Evo-Stik Premier Play-Off Final instead

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:57, archived)
Kicking it back to vlad, here

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:57, archived)
Boom!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:57, archived)
Ah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:58, archived)
alright vlad
*rocks back and forth*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:17, archived)
chevnam

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
weren't there

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
man

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
nam

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
you weren't there
or maybe you were
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
I wasn't there

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)
or here

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)
nearly

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)
there

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:23, archived)
or not there
because....
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:23, archived)
you're not there
I'm not there
we're ALL not there
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:24, archived)
YES!
Top chevronning, vlad
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:55, archived)
nah, they'll be alright.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:21, archived)
3-1 IT STAYS LIKE THIS WE ARE SAFE

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:25, archived)
They'll stay up, I guarantee it.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:27, archived)
watford down to 10 men, come on you reds

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:30, archived)
Quality win.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:38, archived)
few mins left, i'm glad it didn't go to the last saturday, i cant cope with it at my age

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
Watford won't fight back now.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:42, archived)
all over, birmingham are in trouble now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:44, archived)
Do they still have Žigić playing for them?
Shit! That auto spazzed. It was meant to stay Zigic
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:49, archived)
SAFE WOO HOO

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
You'll get to play Cardiff, Norwich and Fulham next season.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:45, archived)
all yo-yo clubs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:01, archived)
Charlton and the wheelies?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
didn't no you were from sarf eats lahndahn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:45, archived)
I don't know what that means sos

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:50, archived)
alright hatd

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:08, archived)
Ow do vladdy!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:16, archived)
sorry about the chevron, fellow posters
it got out of hand :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:31, archived)
MASSIVE RUINER
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:47, archived)
^ a nut -me- shell.
say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:51, archived)
What's for dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:01, archived)
what do you fancy?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:05, archived)
I have a list of requirements:
hot, vege, not much cheese, minimum-medium effort, cooking time must coincide with listening to Radio4 from 18:30 to 19:00, no rice or peas.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:15, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:47, archived)
couscous it is then you fucking lazy prick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:18, archived)
Boring.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
uncheesy pasta bake

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
basically, right, you chuck a load of dried pasta in a dish, cover it with water, put the lid on and then 40 minutes at 180 degrees

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
then shit it all out on two hats' lawn

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:35, archived)
#yolo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:41, archived)
:(((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:22, archived)
In response to this I have made a salmon lasagne
in other words, fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:16, archived)
You've really only fucked yourself.
Sounds vile.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
ur mom

(heine is living in a recurring nightmare of jibberish, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:06, archived)
love

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:07, archived)
Thai yellow curry

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:29, archived)
pickled piss

(#1, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:52, archived)
red curry

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:37, archived)
A big poo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39, archived)
Beef madras
fuckin' reet
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:13, archived)
brown curry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:14, archived)
Piss up a piss, you label licker!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:12, archived)
shove a fuck up your wank, you piss pigeon!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
grape your own mother, you oily handle cranker

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
I'll shit down your gullet, you hairy eyed mong fucker

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:25, archived)
Sorry I didn't reply.
Did you enjoy it? It's a good frisbee.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:07, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:53, archived)
it's looking good shambles
twitter.com/HyetisWatches/status/452937329120788480/photo/1
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:24, archived)
looks a bit gonz-gay to me
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:55, archived)
i dont even think it is going to work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:54, archived)
!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
wha

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:58, archived)
No
I tried it once and didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
THRUSH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:49, archived)
oy vey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:59, archived)
Where's yer L plates?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:08, archived)
Lost them to a Jew

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:18, archived)
bit anti-semitic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:20, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:24, archived)
^ typical Jew

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:28, archived)
THREAD RUSH!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:44, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:45, archived)
i will never sleep tonight now, too much nap

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:49, archived)
There can never be too much nap

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:15, archived)
whisky

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
I said we should wake you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:35, archived)
Dear /talk, please accept this humble new thread.
alt: Cunt face
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
I was tricked
Honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, archived)
Well this is awkward.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
Haha!!
I can handle awkward, I'm used to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
Cunt face
...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
Half sorry, firkinfedup.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, archived)
It's okay I can take it
They don't sweat me! *raises firsts*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:58, archived)
Early afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:17, archived)
too soon man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
my motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:24, archived)
sounds reasonable, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
Struggle snuggles can be enjoyed any hour of the day!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:37, archived)
RAPE IS RONG

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:40, archived)
NO MEANS NO and sometimes yes means no
women eh?!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:47, archived)
And sometimes "yes" means "oh FFS go on then if it'll shut you up".

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, archived)
Since when?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
D'you think someone should wake mongy up from his nap?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:41, archived)
I think he's dead.
Let's nick his watch then call the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:48, archived)
He must have enough watches now for every active poster

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:57, archived)
yeah ... like most of the cunts on here can even tell the time

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
Most are slowly getting the basic concepts of morning and evening now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:06, archived)
I've seen goldfish learn quicker

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
THREE watches?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure
and a man with three watches is frankly a bit too into watches and probably a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
I think someone should take the opportunity to poison him in his sleep,
perhaps using a thread and a hole in the ceiling, ninja style.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:49, archived)
I prefer the watch stealing idea

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
Yeah I'd have his watches
Love a good watch and by that I mean a time telling device
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:09, archived)
'Noon Two Hats.
'Noon /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
mid-morning

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:23, archived)
what's everybody having for elevenses?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:32, archived)
i might have a nap

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:36, archived)
good choice
I've left my mug somewhere in this massive building like some sort of mug
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:01, archived)
I've found my mug.
You can all stop panicking now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:33, archived)
here's an appropriate tshirt for you
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RUMB-LETSNAP&Category_Code=ALLSHIRTS
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
i am a bit peckish actually
might nip to the shop for biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:38, archived)
i got some biscuits, guys

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:09, archived)
Thank fuck
What variety?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
shortcake with raisins in
had to get something vegan friendly as we have one of them in the office
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
This is why I never share anything

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
An apple. I sincerely hope it's a bit better than yesterday's.
I'm going to chop it up first with a penknife, because I'm a bit poncy like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:39, archived)
Oh thank heavens, this one's actually OK.
Panic over, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
hey man, that bad apple produced one of the best threads in a while

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
I know, I was pleasantly surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:19, archived)
I eat apples like a horse.
Three or four messy chomps. Core and pips and all. You are clearly a frightful Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
it's probably why I have such a lustrous mane and an eighteen inch cock

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:03, archived)
And will be rendered into glue and Tesco Value burgers once you're no longer of any use.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:06, archived)
An eighteen inch banger.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:33, archived)
You are very strange.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:05, archived)
I am a man.
Don't scoff at me with your fey lady ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
I just enjoy chopping things up.
Shoulda been a surgeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:08, archived)
An apple tree will grow out of your belly button.
Indisputable medical/horticultural fact.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:41, archived)
ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:04, archived)
This syndrome is known medically as 'getting wood'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:09, archived)
one of the few perks of type one diabetes is that doctors are obliged to ask about your boner
most men have to wait until their prostate falls out before they experience that little life pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, archived)
I hope they have a calibrated scale of boner-quality descriptions
running from 'marshmallow' to 'a cat couldn't scratch it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:26, archived)
they do the so-called "comparative spadwoioioioing test" using a mallet and a wooden ruler on the edge of a desk

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:36, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:41, archived)
glass of water and a lovely big wank

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:04, archived)
it's important to stay hydrated

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
You're telling me
That was exhausting
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
i have heard it gets difficult at your age

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:27, archived)
Most things do, to be honest
I'm not long for this world, Manolith
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
dibs on your telly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:33, archived)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:33, archived)
bagsy the guitars

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:44, archived)
Negatory good buddy
They're all being buried with me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:24, archived)
I like the idea of being burried with grave goods.
I think it should make a comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:27, archived)
I'm also planning on making a come-back
Using either witchcraft, or some kind of toxic waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:29, archived)
No one will notice the quiet, unknown mourner, who hangs back in the graveyard after the service is over...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, archived)
That's why I'm also having the coffin stuffed full of dye packs
I nicked them off a bank!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:38, archived)
lettuce between bread

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:09, archived)
Yeah, you would think so.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:42, archived)
alright jackaction

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
alright manolith

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:25, archived)
don't see you round these parts much
i can't imagine why with all the top-quality posts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
day late

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:55, archived)
yes yes mid-morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:03, archived)
*checks watch*
No it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
It is in the mid-Atlantic.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:10, archived)
Finally used your frisbee the other day
So thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:25, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 7:21, archived)
Morning, shitbreaths.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 7:51, archived)
morning dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 7:56, archived)
i do have a face like a dick

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:50, archived)
A manky, wrinkly one with too much hair on it and some cheese on the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:06, archived)
SUCKLE MY CHEESY FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:31, archived)
yes yes good morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 7:57, archived)
How's the lawn?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:02, archived)
COVERED in faeces
some human
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:04, archived)
Good fertiliser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:09, archived)
yes yes good fertiliser

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:14, archived)
and a good fertiliser to you too

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:31, archived)
I love the smell of fertiliser in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:35, archived)
Alright princess

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 7:57, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:03, archived)
yeah alright horro

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:05, archived)
G'day anus

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:10, archived)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:13, archived)
poor MONO! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:20, archived)
I miss Mono!
It's not the same without his bumhole around.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:23, archived)
Around what?
Your winky?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:07, archived)
g'danus

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:31, archived)
what up, honky

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:32, archived)
you crazy cracker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:35, archived)

???
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:41, archived)
PROVE IT!

(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:40, archived)
oy vey!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:41, archived)
typical jew

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:09, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:46, archived)
Six Years, Four Months and 1 Day.
Longest. Lurk. Ever.

And back into the shadows I go.

Evenin' BTW.
(chasmofclams, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:58, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:01, archived)
i'm eating fruit and nut chocolate in bed, crazy shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:09, archived)
Mate, you're out of fucking control

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:20, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:52, archived)
enabler

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:25, archived)
It's cunts like you
that are responsible for the "2008 Financial Crisis."
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:20, archived)
I did for 11 years

(drunksteve is not drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 1:14, archived)
I did it since kill your parents, but nobody belived me.
#fml
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 1:30, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:19, archived)

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