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juicer time again

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:57, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:58, archived)
rich

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 18:05, archived)
alright, morbs
fancy being a Mod on qftw? rob has just offered me the job
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)
ahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)
hey! it's not that funny

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)
no wait hang on as you were

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
I don't have the energy for all that dog fingering
My mod days are long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:13, archived)
Yer having a few kronnies, in a becks glass tho, not one of those vase glasses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:04, archived)
I dunno which continental hipster poof decided to start serving pints in lady-shaped glasses
But he wants glassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:15, archived)
the San Micheal glass is just a pint brandy glass now, shit beer even in Spain tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:20, archived)
a single pint of that makes my stomach turn

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)
it was never supposed to be a pint (said in a rollerball style )

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:26, archived)

youtu.be/qAFg2TQk9v0
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:42, archived)
bit gutted nobody clicked my candyrolling :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
soz i went out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 20:36, archived)
you can't type excuse without u ex: '(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 20:40, archived)
na not tonight
school night innit
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 19:51, archived)
alright spani... waitaminute

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)
so, what bands are you into?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
rubber lololololol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)
Gastric.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:26, archived)
you haven't heard of them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)
probably not, but i can google them and pretend i have

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
Anyone else signed this online petition to let Clarkson use the n-word?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
i'd only sign that if he'd 'use' it on a sandwich board in downtown harlem like john mcclane

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:35, archived)
I am in a dilemma.
I dislike Clarkson and I dislike the BBC. Which one do i support? Only one way to find out.....FIIIGGGHHT!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
The BBC is a fine institution.
ITV and Sky are proof enough of that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:59, archived)
the comments section on the bbc news site has swung to something akin to that of the daily mail in recent months
top comment on some story the other day was one encouraging people to vote ukip
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:01, archived)
I won't hold the BBC responsible for the general public being morons.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:07, archived)
i think it's fair to blame the bbc for the overall degradation of society

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)
OK, I won't hold them wholly responsible.
Besides, they have a habit of pissing off the right sorts of people.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
they're cracking down on paedos though, so sf has to show solidarity

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:01, archived)
yes, for fuck's sake, stop asking

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:37, archived)
300,000 dull twats, last time i checked

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)
i quite like that Girl Band recently, who else, er
recently i've mostly been listening to Rob Hubbard, Datashat, Legowelt, and Can.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:39, archived)
the last thing i listened to was modest mouse

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:42, archived)
all of their songs follow a similar formula
jumpy chanty bit, slow down for chorus and harmonies, repeat catchy bit over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)
yeah, pretty much
it's effective though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:51, archived)
One Direction
Zayn is soooo gorge!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)
and Aphex Twin

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
pinot noir
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JorhUm1gfg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:46, archived)
that was nice

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
all of them
all the bands. And the groups.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:53, archived)
even my band from when i was 14 and i could play about four chords?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
what do you have against combos?

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
He's probably a button masher.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:00, archived)
I'll ^v^v ABAB you in a minute sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:02, archived)
hah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:02, archived)
Nothing specific
Ensembles are alright though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:01, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:57, archived)
i know you're a big prussian blue fan

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:03, archived)
ha, I remember them
Didn't they realise it was all nonsense when they grew up? Seem to remember reading something to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
yeah, they started touring events promoting medicinal marijuana

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:17, archived)
Good for them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)

i.huffpost.com/gen/680652/thumbs/o-PRUSSIAN-570.jpg?4
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
what made them sieg heil twins? were they in the hitler youth or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)
I think their Dad was some kind of white supremacist nut
and convinced them to form a cutesy pop duet with racist songs
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)
Yep, and holocaust sceptics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
oh shit, i remember them
they were on some louis theroux documentary
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
Even the SS?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
I like Taylor Swifts backing band on her second tour.
I thought they were very good
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
This is the biggest western band in China
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbLT12eg-lw
...apart from Westlife, they're probably bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)
The lead singer has bleached blonde highlights
he must be emotionally 15 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
i didn't hear it because i don't really want to share it with the office
but i'm assuming the music sounds like a cross between creed and boyzone?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:35, archived)
It's a bit like that but worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
plus support - they're so eclectic!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)
haha, you card

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)
Urethra Franklin

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
Minge Ure

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
Pelvis Presley

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
Bellender Carlisle

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
The Muff Medways

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:40, archived)
Pubic Enemy

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:40, archived)
Cockteau Twins

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)
cock two twins

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
^Pat Sharp's favourite band^

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
public enema

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)
New thread! Show me some love!
None of that "appreciation day" nonsense, just me being a needy, beakering prick.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:29, archived)
Give me a song and I'll sing it like I mean it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:29, archived)
I misread "song" as "snog". Thought my luck has changed.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:45, archived)
give me a snog and i'll snig it like i mean it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:40, archived)
You're so snexy when you snig.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
snanks

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
what is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:31, archived)
I heard that you play the saxophone at an olympic level

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)
special olympic level! amirite?
high fives
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)
I heard he won a hot dog eating contest

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:45, archived)
I quite like your pickled onion flavour

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)
you're alright, i s'pose

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:53, archived)
hey mano,
I don't suppose you know, but why did qftw go?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)
it's gone?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:51, archived)
Maybe it was never there in the first place.....

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
well, fat lot of hairy good you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:50, archived)
i really am, yes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
what's the fucking point?

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)
hang on, i'll gaz you some dick pics

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)
I heard you that generous of spirit you don't even think that *mvee is a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:57, archived)
surely even his accountant partner thinks he's a prick?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:03, archived)
He's a prince among men.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

nce ck
men pricks
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
you're probably the fifth or sixth best one on here

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)
hang on, i thought we were all baldmonkey?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)
I know your name but I have no idea who you are or what you're about
That's probably the best result you can hope for.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
Is it true that you were in the original line up of five star?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
Why am I so crap?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
I bet you eat more egg than most people

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)
I reckon you love jorts (jean shorts)

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)
You're quite offensive sometimes but nobody minds because your opinions don't count for anything.
That the sort of thing your after?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)
Oh sorry, I was confusing you with meatsnake. You're not as bad as meatsnake.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
Aw, thanks 2Can!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:19, archived)

atsnake
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:29, archived)
juicer time then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:40, archived)
bit early, no offense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:42, archived)
not for the alcoholics

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:45, archived)
which slightly-too-expensive-for-me pub are you at today?
I went to the Hungry Horse in Longbridge last month, dirt cheap. Maybe even cheaper than the Goose in Selly Oak.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 18:06, archived)
The goose is ok for a pint
Their food is awful.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:37, archived)
yeah and the regulars are all criminals and care in the community types.
great pub.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:48, archived)
you'll fit right in then ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:34, archived)
i thought i already made that joke,
but perhaps it was too subtle for you
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:09, archived)
what i'm saying is you're a bit thick

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:10, archived)
I admit I'm not too bright

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:27, archived)
may I recommend the goose?
give their food a miss tho eh
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:44, archived)
All the Selly Oak pubs are grim. I blame all the disgusting students.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:49, archived)
yup, and the smoking ban
i prefer a grim pub to a wanky pub though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:09, archived)
haha Birmingham like thats even a place

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:46, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 18:38, archived)
If you see Clarkson there punch the cunt for me.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 18:38, archived)
topical

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:47, archived)
just arrived

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 18:43, archived)
Oh look here's a new thread.
You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:21, archived)
what do you think of that disco song nickelback have done then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)
i've not heard it
i like disco but i've never taken any interest in nickelback, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
you're about as interesting as bread

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)
No, you don't know me well
In every little thing only time will tell
But you believe the things that I do
And we'll see it through

Life can be short or long
Love can be right or wrong
And if I chose the one I'd like to help me through
I'd like to make it with you
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
what's this stream of shit you've typed?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:47, archived)

i.imgur.com/7FQRA7k.png
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)
^this guy

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:07, archived)
So basically you're saying that brb is the best thing since sliced bread?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)
i don't think that is what i'm saying, no

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)
you don't need to
x
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)
But sliced bread is shit.
...oh I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:42, archived)
trick question, anyone who has ever heard of nickelback is a massive dribbling spastic who has sex with dead farmyard animals.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:42, archived)
that can't be true because i've heard of them and i've never had sex with dead farmyard animals

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)
well obviously you're going to deny it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
i get the impression you've heard of them too and i dunno, maybe i'm a bad judge of character
but you don't seem the sort to have sex with dead farmyard animals
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:46, archived)
Well thanks to you I have heard of them now so I suppose I'll have to go and fuck a horse or something. Cheers the doveston you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)
He's a good lad
A little bit shy so you'll try and have to understand
Such a good lad
And just for a while the guy'll need a helping hand
His word are hard to follow, but his heart has found a way
to show you the things that he never could say
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)
nickleback are super dog shit
but linkin park always gets away without hatred. They are even more super dog shit than nickleback.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)
^cowfucker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:49, archived)
^ has stuck his finger up an old man's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:50, archived)
i remember there being a lot of shit nu-metal bands around that time
remember static-x and evanescence? i feel like they weren't derided enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:54, archived)
i mean, look at them for christ's sake
www.kboing.com.br/fotos/imagens/4a096b2fac430.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
I do remember those dickheads now
I also remember a band where all their songs were about getting dumped. Some shit times for music back then.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)
think the two on the left had wandered over from the machine head shoot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)
I think the middle one is Henry from Eraserhead

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:53, archived)
Also Puddle of Shit
not that I've heard of them
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)
Wayne Static is dead now.
Also remember Papa Roach?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:00, archived)
I remember Papa Shango
and Papa Austin With The Great Peso.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:03, archived)
i'm gonna guess he died of a drug overdose
but for all i know maybe he died of just being an utter fucking bore off
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
I have no idea.
but i hope he died from being an utter fucking bore off now.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:09, archived)
I went to the Ozzfest, when nu-metal was a thing.
It was painful, until Therapy? came on and were brilliant, but by that point I was sitting behind the stage, and so had to enjoy it from there. Foo Fighters were damn near booed off the stage.

"booed" doesn't look right.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
boo'd, bood, booe'd, boo-urns?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:10, archived)
boobs?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
bude

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:13, archived)
where's my car?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)
bar, surely

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)
bon't be bidiculous, banolith.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)
he said banolith!
3 times and i appear and ban someone
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
banolith banolith
now ban 2can
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
there's no control over who gets banned, i'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:00, archived)
Anarchy in the UK

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:11, archived)
i hope it's you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)
I hope it's yer ma

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:17, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)
I hope it doesn't turn out all gay like the last one

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
look yeah, this sort of rampant bigotry might fly in a mongy or frank thread, but not here.
okay?
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)
I'm entitled to my internet opinions, just like you're entitled to babble on about bins.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)
no, we are infact privileged to do those things.
#CHECKYERPRIVILEGE
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:59, archived)
well we're off to a bad start now you've posted in it
haiyo!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)
you're uninvited to the hair wash now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)
s'alright, I'll just watch the video later.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:43, archived)
uninvited to the hair wash
uninvited to the hair wash yeah
hey, get your hair washed today
bend over and you don't have to pay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)
would do a hilarious edit to shoehorn in 'toupee' but can't be arsed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
BIG RED BUM

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)
now we're talking

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)
yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
I think he's 5 to 1 at Cheltenham this afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:46, archived)
and it's big red bum, with viagra enduced ramrod coming up the inside, and cautious alsatian blowjob leading by a nose

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:51, archived)
come on lasty!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
anyone fancy a kick about after work?
Meet you all on the park at 5:00.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:04, archived)
I doubt you would have been picked
I doubt there are many members of this forum that could run let alone play football.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)
Fuck off, nonce.

(#1, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:11, archived)
you realise this will end up on the popular page dont you?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
no thanks I'm washing my hair.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:11, archived)
there are showers there

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
I'm helping MEATSNAKE wash his hair
soz
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
THERE ARE SHOWERS THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:19, archived)
i'm filming SS express helping MEATSNAKE wash his hair

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
I'll be gazing, longingly, at MEATSNAKE, as the steam from the shower envelopes his body.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
afternoon
it's middle name pride day, allegedly! what's your middle name, eh? i bet it's something spazzy like reginald.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)
It's Paul, what a shit name. Still, at least it's not my first name like some kind of fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:22, archived)
so generic as well, there are roughly 4.5 billion pauls knocking about

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
it isn't really, tr0ll3d, gutted loser

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)
Soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:52, archived)

**** paul... Doesn't have the same ring as its french counterpart
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)
Dave-Paul is more redneck I like to think.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
Search Results Behind the Name: Meaning, Origin and History of the Name Paul. From the Roman family name Paulus, which meant "small" or "humble" in Latin. Traditionally children born with very small penises were named 'Paul'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
That's very brave of you to say, Paul.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
shut up Paul

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)
It's Dave, Paul.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)
i think i was named 'ironically'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:52, archived)
like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:54, archived)
exactly like that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:06, archived)
i think it was a double bluff

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:54, archived)
because it's a boys name?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
Never mind that, it's "take pride in the three digit security code from that back of your credit card" day.
Why not post yours here, and then we can compare?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:23, archived)
you've exposed my phishing scam

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:52, archived)
i'm proud of my middle name(s) but i'm not going to share it/them with the |_ËËT haxx54\/\/5 on this site.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:23, archived)
^middle name is susan

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
susan foreman, actually

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
I used to not like my middle name, then I discovered some cool pop stars had the same middle name and then I became an adult and none of that mattered any more

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
still not telling you though, nark

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
you people are all pussies

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)
ok who told you what it was

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)
Debbie

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
it suits you, bbz

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:54, archived)
thx
means powerful in arabic
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:54, archived)
it's Hebrew for "bee"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:47, archived)
Thomas, bit spazzy thinking about it
What's yours mano
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)
His middle name is 'poohouse'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)
christopher
it's a bit jesusy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)
you're named after the world's most famous train!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:55, archived)
Is your first name 'John'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
don't have one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
That's an unusual name

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
Yeah, like you don't already know you fucking stalker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)
yeah, i already know your spazzy name
although you're pretending it's your middle name for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:58, archived)
Philip
which gives me the initials MPH which i used to think was too cool for school.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
Mr Paedo Hands

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)
Mine's John

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:42, archived)
"Tits"

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
broadsword tits mcgee
a mighty name for a mighty warrior
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)
Thomas Joseph Patrick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)
nice trips

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:14, archived)
It's been morning for ages though

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)
morning Alan
are you on the olympic frisbee team now or what?
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)
I prefer the term "Frisbee Roi-Soleil" but yeah, totes an Olympian

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:28, archived)
alright, brb.
I need to put the bin out tonight, but I can't remember if it's recycling week out not. What can I do?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)
phone the caaaaaaaancil.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
what was it last week?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)
I CAN'T REMEMBER!
OH GOD, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? THE BINMEN WILL THINK ME SUCH A FOOL.
Maybe I'll just moved house, start afresh.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
better make it a different city, it's likely the same binmen will cover several areas

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
put your recycling in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:37, archived)
then put the bin in the recycling

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:16, archived)
Now this is a fucking thread.
anyone got a raspberry pi?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)
Can I ask what you are currently using it for?
I am using mjpg streamer currently but having a few issues with stability.

Just thinking of other small projects to mess with. I also have it running XBMC etc.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)
I'd like to claim to have done anything clever with it,
but it just sits under the TV and runs xbmc full-time. I've managed to lose the SD card that had raspbian on it, too, so the situation is unlikely to change.
I replaced my homemade NAS with a WD MyCloud, which has sorted out the playback issues that I was having, and looks much neater on the shelf, but gives me negative geek cred.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)
This was very pretty much all i had done with mine but have decided to build a baby monitor type thing out of it.
so far its going ok.

I have also started building a games table (similar to the pac man thing) this is currently in the garage though and hasnt seen the light of day for almost 6 months now.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)
Geek.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
I make no apologies.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:14, archived)
I'm very proud of you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:36, archived)
hipsters

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
Two Hats is a big smelly poo!
Unless he has a screen reader, he'll never know how mean I've been about him. This post will surely have been pushed off the board before his sight returns.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)
how did he go blind?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:21, archived)
A headache stopped his eyes working.
I'm not totally convinced of his story, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:23, archived)
I think we need to see a doctor's note

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:26, archived)
Statement of Fitness for Work For social security or Statutory Sick Pay
Patient's name: Mr Two Hats
I assessed your case on: 10/3/15
and, because of the following condition(s): Dun wanked himself blind
I advise you that: you are not fit for work.
This will be the case for: 2 weeks
Love Dr Chunder XXX
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)
the world in which you are a doctor is a world in which we have failed as a species

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)
My doctor never puts kisses on his letters to me.
He did fondle my balls the other day, though, so he must like me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)
did you turn your head and cough?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)
No, we maintained eye contact for the duration.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:34, archived)
it must be love then, congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:36, archived)
all I'm saying is, it is always the person that you expect to call in sick half of the time who claims to suffer from these so-called 'migraines'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:26, archived)
all this stuff about 'working from home' was a ruse all along

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)
I bet he spends all day down the juicer laughing it up with all the locals

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)
or sits in his car and masturbates into an empty crisp packet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
You just described my dream job.
Only the crisp packet wouldn't be empty.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
what flavour crisps?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)
egg

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
blurgh!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:46, archived)
Salt and Vinegar,
for that frisson of danger.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)
I'm going to retrain to become a recruitment consultant
I say retrain, but what they do is basically a sales job.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
I once got headhunted by a recruitment consultancy.
It quickly became apparent that they'd made a terrible mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
oh, monster munch :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)
The fact that they didn't go so far as to offer me a job
counts as a happy ending to the story.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:20, archived)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:21, archived)
two hats depreciation day?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)
You know how much mod-sanctioned bullying upsets me, manolith.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:26, archived)
true, what with you being a mincing bender and all

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)
Harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
go away

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:58, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:34, archived)
Okay maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:34, archived)
he requested some bullying yesterday
i'm just trying to give the forum members what they want
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)
See a need, fill a hole or something

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:34, archived)
go away

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:36, archived)
I like it here though

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:06, archived)
really?
really?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:08, archived)
Absolutely!
I thought to myself "you know what, I MISS manolith" and so here I am.
Missed you, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:15, archived)
careful
you're starting to sound like spanishfly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
Who's spanishfly, and is he a supercool dude like yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)
Okay I made myself retch a little

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)
and a head dobber

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)
that's so mean
i never thought this once great forum would sink this low
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:56, archived)
It's all manolith's fault.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)
It's turning into /links everyday

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)
i forgot to say it at the time, so i'll do it now
Alright
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:01, archived)
So this is morning
And what have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
another day starting
stick it up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
Shadow of mordor is well good
It's like assassins creed meets arkham but set in middle earth. Which satisfies my nerd bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
I appreciate this doesn't really fit into the tune of Do they know it's Christmas
Soz
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)
sing it to the "feed the world" bit
You'll see it does
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)
You know what, you're right!
fuck, I think I've got a migraine coming. I#m going ab it blind
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)
oh no, how awful!
*flicks Vs in front of your face*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
I'm still not entirely convinced they're a real thing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
I've had one
they're definitely real
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
how do I know if you are a real thing though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
shut up MGT

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)
shut up MGT is an abstract concept or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
cool, i haven't started playing it yet
and i don't need to hear about your 'nerd bone' thanks very much
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
blind soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:59, archived)
oh bravo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
there's no stoppin' us, no stoppin'
no-one does morning threads better
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
This ain't a morning thread, it's a goddamn travesty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
How dare you
This is an 'alright' thread
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
You, Sir, are a disgrace.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:13, archived)
That's taking it a bit far, meaty
Go to your room and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
Very well, I shall bid you good day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:18, archived)
You are entitled to your opinion, sir
And in many ways I agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
i disagree

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)
so that's the way of it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:18, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
TWO HATS! TWO HATS!
TWO HATS! TWO HATS!

Everyone loves a good chant.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:33, archived)
They do don't they

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:34, archived)
LET'S GO TWO HATS!
TWO HATS SUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
does he now?
useful to know
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)
its the moustache that keeps people coming back

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
when was 'the time'?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:34, archived)
Quarter to four this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)
a good time indeed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
I reckon I probably had an erection, then.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:13, archived)
*all* right? or just a bit right?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

I've just checked, it's a little bit right.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)
girl I don't want to fight

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
you must be at least this right to participate

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:46, archived)
start a new theread
too blind to reply
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)
do i have to?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
he won't see if you do or not
too blind, you see
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)

Www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCW1yQFx10
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhAnUX7xQI
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
i forgot to say it at the time, so i'll do it now
merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 0:03, archived)
JMG Discussion.
Go.

I may check this thread later.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)
Howay!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)
pretty sure the real jmg died years ago and this is a sockpuppet run by either the bilderberg group, or the reptilians

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, archived)
GO TEAM JMG

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:37, archived)
jossy's mediocre giants

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:52, archived)
JMG has always been my hero, and he always will be.
I hope to see his life bought to the big screen, some day.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:37, archived)
no fatties

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:25, archived)
what can be said of JMG that hasn't been said before?

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:56, archived)
He's from Norfolk

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:02, archived)
one leg is 4 inches shorter than the other

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:08, archived)
He has a pre - hensile penis, 4 feet in length

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:05, archived)
he was the first manager of bucks fizz and masterminded their ascent to the top

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)
He once had a piss next to Jimmy Savile but they didn't dock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:37, archived)
It's over eleven years since I got my one and only FP.
Oh and I'm in Jesmond this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:34, archived)
Pick a fight. They're all soft.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:56, archived)
I just went for a short walk without a jacket.
I fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:47, archived)
J

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:21, archived)
M

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:21, archived)
G

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:21, archived)
Some excellent remarks, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 0:02, archived)
What's for dinner?
alt:live JAM discussion.
www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_four
UPDATE: The live JAM discussion has now ended.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:27, archived)
beef

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:28, archived)
how many beef?

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:30, archived)
Three million and twelve

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:32, archived)
9 fluid ounces

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:39, archived)
where's the beef? hahaha get it?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:43, archived)
it's in the oven

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:43, archived)
i gotta cheap pizza on a yellow sticker special
however, it is too big to fit into my mini oven so i am having to cook it in shifts.
i haven't had jam in ages. nor marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:39, archived)
^ cooking in shifts worked out marvellously
10/10 would recommend to a friend
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)
right, here's the thing, yeah?
those big rectangular fuckers don't fit in the big main oven but they DO fit in the smaller oven above it. What Is That All About?
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, archived)
that's just the man fucking with you, brb, just the man fucking with ya

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:58, archived)
If I wanted to read transcripts of the Wannsee conference,
I'd read transcripts of the Wannsee conference.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 10 Mar 2015, 1:15, archived)
quorn chili tortillas cooked by my wife.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:44, archived)

www.gov.uk/divorce/overview
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)
Haha yeah like you've got a wife

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:58, archived)
<s>by</s>

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)
new zappa album

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)
duck
with jam
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
whats the most hipster bullshit thing in your town?
here, it's this, a sort of pop up wanker gourmet foodie boutique www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/depot-cardiff-events-street-food--8799501
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
check out the new years eve video,
barely even mentions the food
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
Doesn't look very hipsterish to me, but I spose it's Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)
you're confusing people who look like hipsters with a hipster event

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
you're confusing hipster and middle class

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
all hipsters are middle class

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
but not all middle classes are hipsters
logic, intit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
well no obviously
whats ur point
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
its like if i went "check out this football match" and you were like, youve confused football with sports
and im like, all football matches are sports and then you were like omg he's so right and dreamy and handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
sort of, but more like if you said "check out this football match" and showed me a game of cricket

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)
u dont kno what ur talking about m7

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)
maybe yeah
i don't claim to be an expert on these things
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
i guess im just jealous we dont have a pop up cereal cafe round here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
anyway the qualifier was "most" hipster bullshit, i couldn't find anything more hipster in my town
soz 2 disapoint
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7805722
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7805722
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
a pop up streetfood event where they're gonna screen movies, in an abandoned warehouse i mean i dunno whats not hipster about that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)
artyfarties do that shit all the time and they're not hipsters

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
yeh they r soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
but they pre-date hipsters and most of the artyfarties i know are far too old to be hipsters
i dunno man it just seems you're not being accurate enough with your pejorative terms
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
i dont know any of the artyfarties you know soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
well i'm glad we sorted that out
same time tomorrow then?
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
there is a coffee place near me where they weigh the coffee, takes its temperature, shake the milk and all this bollocks
adding more time and effort to a simple task. Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:41, archived)
I don't like waiting for coffee
If I was happy to wait, I'd go home and make one myself. And the word Barista makes my skin crawl. See also Sandwich Artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
I was hoping the future would remove middle men and make tasks easier
not want to chew my own teeth waiting for some cunt to turn my coffee into an 'experience'.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
hey the sandwich is a valid art form, it just suffers from a lack of funding and public awareness

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)
My town is dying on its arse.
No hipster bullshit, just empty store fronts in the town centre. The amount of excitement when it was announced that M&S were moving into the vacated Comet unit in the retail park, was ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)
you could open up a pop up something or other in one of the abandoned stores

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
in case you were wondering the lobster is now dead.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
what lobster?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
A lobster I was stroking before
I watched the chef put a knife through its head. The students were a little distressed
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)
One Hour Forty Five Minutes To Go

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
Remember this moment, when your children ask you where you were, you'll be able to tell them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
to what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
half five

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
OH God, i'll miss some of it by 30 minutes
I meant 5
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
that was a narrow squeak!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
miss what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
Less than an hour to go now ! Apple Event !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)
what apple event?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
There's a big apple event on in about 30 minutes now

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)
what happens at an apple event?
is it like a parade?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
dunno if this counts
www.tanukitattoo.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
yer i guess

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)

This pointless fucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)
it's coming along
www.dreamland.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
On the one hand, it's nice to hear
on the other, it's a pointless waste of cash tarting up a neglected dump overshadowed by a horrendous '70s tower block.

They should bulldoze the whole lot and turn it into townhouses with quaint boutiques and hipster cafes and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:06, archived)
it's not pointless, it makes you remember the flood and give praise to god almighty

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
dunno but every time i've ordered a pub burger recently,
they've served it on a fucking chopping board instead of a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
i had one that had chips that were just quartered potatoes
that was on a chopping board too i mean fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
what's with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)
lots of new places cashing in on hipsters who are the current demographic with the
most disposable income, lacking in any actual food knowledge but who think they do because they can afford to eat wherever they like. but at heart, they mostly just like burgers. so places take advantage of this by pretending like their burgers are special, by doing stuff like serving them on a chopping board or with massive chips. they can often get away with shit quality cheap meat and still sell it for a massive mark-up, because their clientele have no fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)
50 new restaurants opened up in Warsaw
49 of them sell burgers, and the other one sells pointless immigrant food.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:09, archived)
everything is pointless

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:12, archived)
except a quincunx,
that's got five points
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:14, archived)
a what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
QUIN
CUNX
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
Q

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)
nothing make sense in the great cosmic scene

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
everyone i ever knew and ever will know will die on this rock

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
*holds up sharpened rock, goes on murdering spree*
hahahaha get it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
No, I was just trying to rewrite the Lego movie song

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:49, archived)
Well this headline's a bit misleading
bloody clickbait

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/pictures-show-filth-at-chinese-tea-bar-1-6619889
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
looks mega authentic, love to go.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:00, archived)
It's always been grotty, I'm not surprised by this
To be honest I'm surprised more places haven't been closed down. Some places round here look disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
this is exactly the reason for the existence of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
filthy pictures?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
dirty water

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:05, archived)
I want to go back to Portsmouth and see how it's changed
But I think the integral charm and magic of the place has gone, since they demolished the Tricorn Centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)
You might be right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:14, archived)
Take your pick
www.cheltenhamfestivals.com/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)
A shop that is called "Hipster".
It has a mannequin outside wearing red skinny jeans, a shitty flannel shirt, large black rimmed glasses and some shitty fake straw hat.

Hipsters are ALL cunts. No exceptions. Nobody can prove me wrong on this, due to the 100% of factness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)
Fucking hell, they have a webshite.
www.hipsteruk.co.uk/

No mannequin in the photos though.

It's the kind of shop I expect rnuk buys all his clothes from.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
I went into Forbidden Planet in southampton one time
and there were some youngsters in there talking about Dr Who and one of them proudly proclaimed "I ONLY watch the series with Tom Baker in it"

Students never change, do they.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)
but i bet he watches the other series just to find out why he doesn't watch them

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
a 'steruk' is a type of prosthetic pelvis

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
I never could work out why they named their mod boutique "Hipster",
but I also couldn't be bothered to go in there to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:59, archived)
There is totally Hipster shit in there - the mannequin that's out front in summer is proof of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:38, archived)
Along with the shit listed on their website.
They're less Mod than Hipster.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:39, archived)
Shame. I used to like buying my clothes from Carnaby Street, and that place could have rekindle my interest in my appearance.
I'll just have to carry on being an unkempt mess.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)
"It took us four days just to paint the floors grey"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:21, archived)
alright - I have just been stroking a lobster
what have you been stroking this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:13, archived)
My ego

(#1, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
two cats
check em
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)

c h
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:26, archived)
My own hair.
It needs washing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)
Spanishfly, we have found your tipping point. Good bye.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)
OMG, someone's going to get 8008315 over the next month or two.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:29, archived)
135 will be even better

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)
yah'yah', you get me zo?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
daddy's taking us to the zo tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)
You so crazy!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)
don't you want to talk about eurovision?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)
whats that?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:17, archived)
you know what it is, silly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
its silly?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)
someone got a copy of eJay and a rhyming dictionary for christmas, clearly

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
hi!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:14, archived)
Apple store is down ! OH BOY

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)
there must be other greengrocers near you that you could use instead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
like the orange shop

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
bananas & melons

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
r.i. p granny smith :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:30, archived)
what things are you buying now gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
Apple Watch hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:43, archived)
A fool and his money are easily parted,
except for when the Apple website is unable to keep up with demand.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:46, archived)
It's OK, this fool has plenty of means of making more.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:49, archived)
Spend it while you can, it's not like you can take it with you when you die.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:18, archived)
'zakcly

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:32, archived)
So buy the gold iWatch and drop dead, then.
Think of the efficiency.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)
I wouldn't touch the cheaper versions, get the saphire and steel one, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
Deffo going for the steel one.
They reckon the gold one will be like $5000
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7803020
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
let's just put what happened behind us

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
thanks for the 3 points Saturday doves

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:03, archived)
no probs, hopefully cardiff will get relegated and all the shit fans will fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:10, archived)
so, our eurovision entry has been shat out
what did you think of it, eh? are you ready to get excited about eurovision? i know i am

youtu.be/eniaB0xchTY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
could you provide some sort of link for those of us that just can't be bothered?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
bit lazy m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
it's the blue, underlined bit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)
thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:31, archived)
no probs, happy to help

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:34, archived)
I liked it more when Wogan did it
Seems a bit post-ironic now.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)
the wogan era was the best
i quite like graham norton but he just can't step out of wogan's shadow
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:22, archived)
My BRAND NEW ps4 died
I've had to reinstall the firmware. Good job I haven't had it long because I've lost all my game data. Fucking bullshit. You don't get this with board games.
Where is that fucking prick MONO anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
must have you on ignore
did a really good morning thread
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)
He wouldn't dare

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)
wow, sucks to be you!
are you sure you didn't spill ginger ale on it or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)
Don't be ridiculous
It was Um Bongo
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)
I used to have a laptop with a crust of Vimto around its ports.
Ran for years.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
should have sold it to jmg

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:46, archived)
Because he hasn't run for years?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)
he used to be obsessed with vimto
and he used to dance a lot. he was a lively, vivacious forum member
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
I think that i will be an Australian instead this year.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:23, archived)
best start killing some aborigines then

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)
am on it.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:28, archived)
I think you're dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:24, archived)
hey man, save it for manolith appreciation day
my head's too big as it is
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:35, archived)
I mean what a load of shit
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)
yeah, it's pretentious wank, innit
not that it matters. we never get any points
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)
I'm not fucking surprised!!
That's really bad. I mean, worse than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
did you enjoy the 'scat' part
not poo, the other kind
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
I lasted 28 seconds
AND I was talking about the song before you make any jokes with your sewer moputh
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)
moputh!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
shut yo moputh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:01, archived)
try it from this point on
youtu.be/eniaB0xchTY?t=1m47s
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
oh god
OH GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)
*solemn nod*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)
Well, that's frankly a bit shit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:33, archived)
You might get wet, I'd be upset
Fuck me, it's like something from Bugsy Malone.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:37, archived)
it's the taking part that counts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)
i think in our case,
it's the paying for it that counts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)
they haven't asked me for any money

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
indirectly they have though, haven't they
unless you don't pay your licence fee, in which case i'll have no choice but to call the police
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
nark

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)
This is at odds with your earlier homophobia.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)
the homophobia was fake
the eurovision excitement is all too real
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)
I liked it better when your were pretending to bully me over my supposed lifestyle choices.
Eurovision is cack. Unless it's being used to provoke idiots into pointing out that Israel and Australia aren't part of Europe - that's moderately amusing for a short while.

I will make an exception for John Shuttleworth, however.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
i just think it's an entertaining night of telly
i'll go back to bullying you as well though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
I watched a little bit of the last one,
and the presenter was going around giving the contestants cakes from their favourite bakeries. The contestants looked utterly bemused, and the whole thing was excruciating. On the plus side, I don't think I heard any of the entries until Ellis from Die Hard turned up and won.

Still, better than Crufts.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)
haha, i actually missed the last one
due to my brother selfishly arranging his wedding on that day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)
Your brother is so heterosexual, he got married, rather than watch Eurovision?
You should start bottling his scent, sell it as instant manliness.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)
That is FANTASTIC
so proud of my country right now
GO TEAM GB
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)
well, there's something to be said for blind enthusiasm, i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
Only queers and kids get excited about eurovision and you don't look like no kid to me so that kinda narrows it down.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)
stand down, hartman. you miserable old cunt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
#whyivoteukip

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)
the ukips should just buy the isle of wight and then they can all go and live there without any of the pesky brown people they hate so much
then they can enter eurovision!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)
i actually quite liked it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:25, archived)
Monday! They said it'd never happen!
Morning jabronis.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:58, archived)
morning dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)
oz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
1 hat bad, 2 hats good!
Not doing an appreciation day, today, so please feel free to make this thread all about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
Can't soz
Official secrets act innit
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
Really? A perfect opportunity to invent a backstory for you, that you can't easily deny.
I heard that you were the voice that Justin Beiber lip-syncs to.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
I heard two hats is really Mr Kipling

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
I heard that he saved Hitler's brain.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
I'm like the Peter Shilton of neurosurgery

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
no no,
he shaved it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
Even his brain has a mustache.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
No one's more surprised than me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
oh yeah?
well you can take your monday, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
you didn't need to say that
you didn't NEED to

*runs away crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)
two hats, wait! come back!
you dropped your gay card
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
they make us pay for those you know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
i imagine it's difficult to get in your wallet what with all the rhinestones and such

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
And Dolly Parton memoribilia, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)

youtu.be/gwvzP2JcFtg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)
I knew you could do it, twoey
I just knew that if anyone could bring us a Monday, it'd be you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

you Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
He is risen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
Better knock him back and form him into a loaf shape.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)
body of christ

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:52, archived)
Drink this, it's my blood
actually don't. It's not good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)
I don't really get what goes on with these christians
but it sure seems like a whole lot of fun!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
I've taken to attending the local CofE, to support the kids' scout troop.
"a whole lot of fun" it is not. Thanks to my lax parenting, my youngest has a deep urge to praise Sweet Zombie Jesus at Easter time, and each walk through the graveyard is a dash to evade the undead.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
yeah, but don't they crack out the wine first thing on a sunday morning?
or is that muslims?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)
I think that's Catholics.
The wine is to offset the guilt they feel.
CofE is just droning hymns and a vicar attempting to be modern - ours talks like he has a sponsorship deal with the local Saintsbury's.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)
i see what you did there!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)
what's up bozo?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)
Only his proctologist knows for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:02, archived)
are jabronies some sort of Rasafarian My-Little-Pony lover?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)
yes, that's exactly what they are

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
thenk yew mistah macingarry thassan ecelenn question

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)

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