muesday torning

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 7:30, archived)

tornholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2015, 7:36, archived)

alright monster munch
(I switched the m's around to maintain the sense of humour in this thread)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 7:40, archived)

Oh, you!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:53, archived)

cool

( mongychops, Tue 5 May 2015, 7:49, archived)

you cool?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 7:54, archived)

I'm cool

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:00, archived)

cool

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:01, archived)

h!

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:01, archived)

I hope the piss backs up in your catheter

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:14, archived)

ooooh somebody's tired

( mongychops, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:52, archived)

I'm always cranky before my first rusk

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:18, archived)

I'm not sure that I want you as my live in carer.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:55, archived)

alright

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:25, archived)

may the fifth be with you haha like in star trek

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:49, archived)

dark lord of the fifth

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:22, archived)

2 fifth 2 furious

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:24, archived)

Fifth of Fthury
with Bruthe Lee
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:29, archived)

morning monmun

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 8:56, archived)

i.imgur.com/V7fX4LA.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:37, archived)

nice
i saw something about the beard thing today. this is the best response
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:53, archived)

ceghimm mnnnnoo rrstu

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:25, archived)

^ eldritch abomination

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:30, archived)

Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
^ Andrew Eldritch abomination
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:31, archived)

I don't think anyone's going to get that joke

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:35, archived)

I got that joke.
We should all refrain from making crass jokes about the Sister's tour of Nepal being cancelled, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:47, archived)

It was a terrible, indescribable thing blander than any digestive — a circular congeries of crunchy crumbs, faintly browned, and with myriads of pricked holes forming and un-forming in a decorative pattern all over the tin-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the bourbons and all those richer, more interesting biscuits reclining on the glistening plastic tray that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all foodstuffs.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:41, archived)

nicecupofteaandasitdown is getting dark and edgy, I notice.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:48, archived)

^ Hobnob fanfic

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:53, archived)

Tales from the Crisped

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:54, archived)

Teatime on Elm Street

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:59, archived)

Mixed Rich Tea Science Theater 3000

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:00, archived)

It's not Tuesday, it's more like a Monday that's been jilted and left at the altar and now she wants her bloody revenge
*stares deeply into coffee*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:39, archived)

I bet a tray of lasagne would cheer you up.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:50, archived)

Morning all
How's your Bank Holiday?

B W
hur hur hur
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2015, 9:09, archived)

I've got a leaky shitter

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 May 2015, 9:59, archived)

dont worry though guys I got it all sorted and on a bank holiday too

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 May 2015, 11:10, archived)

www.nhs.uk/Livewell/incontinence/Pages/Incontinenceproducts.aspx
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:18, archived)

if I took a holiday from wanking I'd get a lot more done

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:18, archived)

You mean a vacasturbation?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:23, archived)

I've got a Dreamcast

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:31, archived)

What games can it play?
Frogger?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:51, archived)

Got Sonic Adventure 1, Soul Calibur, Shenmue, and some others
just trying to get the fucker working
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:58, archived)

So you're saying it can't even play Frogger
or anything else.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:43, archived)

I could get a copy of Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge
Will that appease you?
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:14, archived)

It's AMAZING so far, thank you for asking, Grrry.
I've got a washing machine full of towels and I've done half the washing up.

Actually I think I might actually mow the lawn too, actually. In between taking the old washing in and putting the towels out, obviously.

Life is good.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:58, archived)

Your life really is a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills and adventure, isn't it?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:46, archived)

The washing up is done, lawn is mowed, the towels are on the line, another load of washing has finished in the machine...
I've been to Matalan to buy some cheap trousers and I got the groceries from Asda too.

I don't want this day to end!
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:52, archived)

watching the snooker final and drinking tea
and trying like fuck not to scratch my stitches
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:29, archived)

dunno what that is, soz

( mongychops, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:58, archived)

Clearly a lot of people are spending it doing something other than internet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:00, archived)

They might even have gone
outside
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7816557
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:42, archived)

Outside is an abstract concept

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 May 2015, 19:30, archived)

i went to work

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 May 2015, 20:26, archived)

Haha, "outside", like that's even a thing.
It's between Narnia and Mordor, right?
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 4 May 2015, 22:34, archived)

Yeah sweet ta
Had a go at off road Segway, great fun
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 4 May 2015, 19:56, archived)

i don't even own a Ragu

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 May 2015, 20:25, archived)

YES!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 5:24, archived)

Rather pleasant.
Saw a rare gull, followed by ingesting cake and coffee, planted out the snapdragons, trimmed the hedges, watched a bit of snooker and now I'm re-writing tomorrow morning's lecture.
I hope this has supplied the detail you were looking for.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 May 2015, 20:33, archived)

yeah but all gulls is shit though mate innit

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 May 2015, 21:38, archived)

I used to think that way.
And sort-of still do. It was a Bonaparte's Gull, freshly arrived from the US or South America.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2015, 0:07, archived)

Snapdragons are good, I approve.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 4 May 2015, 23:08, archived)

We'll have to see if they're any more resistant to slugs than Marigolds.
They munched through those pretty quick last year until I unleashed the Blue Death on the fat fuckers.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2015, 0:09, archived)

try clipping off the lowest leaves and stems, it makes it a bit harder for the fuckers to climb up.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 5 May 2015, 2:57, archived)

RTPYBO,IRTW!*
*Remember to put your bins out, it's recycling this week!
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 May 2015, 23:36, archived)

Dur
That was last Wednesday.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 3 May 2015, 23:41, archived)

Then why are all the bins out?
You fucking div.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 May 2015, 23:44, archived)

Faith over reason
probably.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 3 May 2015, 23:45, archived)

The bins are out for miles around.
You must be psychotic or something.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 4 May 2015, 0:05, archived)

not collected til tues around here, EPIC FAIL

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 May 2015, 0:13, archived)

like that's even a real place

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 4 May 2015, 0:21, archived)

Hi guys, I'm back!
Sorry, I tried to post from the VIP lounge yesterday to say I was on my way back using the airport WiFi but kept getting the following error:

MIA Web Filtering has been set to block this site.
CATEGORY: Enhanced_Tasteless REASON: BY_PRE_DEFINED

Maybe the mods can fix this before my next holiday please?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 May 2015, 21:26, archived)

CATEGORY: Beaker_Needy REASON: ME_ME_ME_ME

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 May 2015, 22:41, archived)

you could've used a mirror

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 3 May 2015, 23:20, archived)

you know, to look at yourself and assess what a waste of skin you've become

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 3 May 2015, 23:22, archived)

afternoon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 May 2015, 13:17, archived)

alright mr h

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2015, 13:20, archived)

alright grry

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 May 2015, 13:22, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Sun 3 May 2015, 13:25, archived)

alright mongy*
*sexiest of all the b3tans

when does the fishing "season" start then?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 3 May 2015, 18:40, archived)

There's a strikethrough opportunity here.
I'll leave it to your imagination.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 3 May 2015, 20:19, archived)

It's a wet dream come true lol

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 3 May 2015, 20:40, archived)

is that like when you orgasm and fall asleep?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 May 2015, 21:08, archived)

That's just normal sex, isn't it?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 3 May 2015, 22:05, archived)

Afternoon.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 May 2015, 13:36, archived)

excellent sunday afternoon music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQfhPbMfJBQ
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 May 2015, 14:02, archived)

wot no bumholes?
:(
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 3 May 2015, 14:22, archived)

this site abandoned bumholes for fooood

( mongychops, Sun 3 May 2015, 14:40, archived)

"without foood, my bumhole is useless
without my bumhole, foood is useless"
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 3 May 2015, 18:27, archived)

Ah, the /talker's credo.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 3 May 2015, 19:49, archived)

sound

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2015, 14:50, archived)

alright mods

( mongychops, Sun 3 May 2015, 15:57, archived)

that said mofs

( mongychops, Sun 3 May 2015, 15:57, archived)

alright moddychops

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2015, 15:58, archived)

afternoon
Yeah still afternoon for half an hour
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 3 May 2015, 17:28, archived)

morning
As soon as the rain lifts, I'm going to punch the garden IN THE FACE.
By which I mean weeding a flowerbed and patio. I feel like I've become very old all of a sudden.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 May 2015, 8:58, archived)

I don't get gardening. Every gardener I've met is constantly moaning about slugs and drought
I fancy an hour in a field with a scythe though. That looks satisfying.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2015, 9:10, archived)

Aye, they're both a pest, but I'm not really into gardening.
It's just that we'll have to hand this place over at some point and I'd rather not deal with a worse overgrown mess at the end of the contract.
That and I'm growing chillies.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 May 2015, 9:41, archived)

grow touch
ch w
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 3 May 2015, 10:07, archived)

disgusting

( mongychops, Sun 3 May 2015, 10:36, archived)

Nowt wrong with garden maintenance
and don't let these twee hipsters with their kickstarters and their pact coffee convince you otherwise, it's a proper afternoon's work
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 3 May 2015, 11:10, archived)

Sort-of.
I'm playing half-life at the moment.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 May 2015, 13:36, archived)

christ you do go on about gardening don't you

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 May 2015, 12:39, archived)

I have a garden waste bin.
Maybe we can find some common ground.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 May 2015, 13:36, archived)

alright
Off to the juicer.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:58, archived)

my local has just changed its name to the cock and seaman
might go in there, they've got free wifi now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:59, archived)

bit late

( mongychops, Sat 2 May 2015, 16:06, archived)

nice one

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 2 May 2015, 16:13, archived)

Delightful idea.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 May 2015, 18:20, archived)

i'm in my third juicer of the day

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 2 May 2015, 18:57, archived)

terrible pub crawl

( mongychops, Sat 2 May 2015, 20:33, archived)

k

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 2 May 2015, 20:21, archived)

did you know that 'ok' evolved from the old saying
'all correct'
?
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 2 May 2015, 20:35, archived)

I was going to go down the juicer tonight as Tom Hingley was playing.
Decided to have a beer festival at home with the missus instead.
12 bottles of ale, 2 glasses, pork scratchings, crisps and the cricket and snooker on the box.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 2 May 2015, 21:04, archived)

+ and a load of ironing for her

( mongychops, Sat 2 May 2015, 21:11, archived)

🍺
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 May 2015, 1:58, archived)

Gardening or a nap followed by gardening?
Also, has Spanishfly killed himself yet over the lolignore?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 May 2015, 14:35, archived)

That kind of teary-eyed clamouring for attention would be right at home on 'The Facebook'.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 May 2015, 14:41, archived)

And make the most of the sun, it could be dark when you wake up.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 May 2015, 14:41, archived)

Jesus, I was only asking about gardening.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 May 2015, 18:19, archived)

You insensitive bastard, I don't even own an garden

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 2 May 2015, 14:46, archived)

Window boxing?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 May 2015, 14:49, archived)

You insensitive bastard, I don't even own an window

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:14, archived)

It's okay, I hear that some plants thrive in rooms without windows, all you have to do is run a cable to the nearest lamp post to avoid quadrupling your energy bill

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:28, archived)

Not even a lady garden?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 May 2015, 18:19, archived)

is that wanker still posting here?

( mongychops, Sat 2 May 2015, 14:53, archived)

Sadly yes.
Yewtree is slower than I thought.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 May 2015, 18:19, archived)

nap, then don't garden because it's raining, have a beer

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:26, archived)

Winner.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 May 2015, 18:18, archived)

he died from auto erotic asphyxiation at about 2am

( $$ ✅, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:26, archived)

i hope so
it's what he would have wanted
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:31, archived)

It's what we all would have wanted.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 May 2015, 18:20, archived)

I just had pancakes for breakfast, like a fucking American
Why should you be deported to the colonies?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:13, archived)

my love of shooting unarmed black people

( mongychops, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:36, archived)

I'm insufficiently miserable to live among the English

( Zuowan, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:51, archived)

Once I popped the hood on my car when I meant to open the bonnet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:19, archived)

because lolfat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:20, archived)

I'm just so lonely

( $$ ✅, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:36, archived)

I think the solution to the problem of mongy shooting unarmed black people is for more people to have guns.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 2 May 2015, 11:40, archived)

then I will get more powerful guns

( mongychops, Sat 2 May 2015, 11:59, archived)

just stole a bit of stale bread out the bins
(some idiot had put them out on the wrong day)
( vladimir, Sat 2 May 2015, 12:01, archived)

You fucking prick
I was going to use that for croutons
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 May 2015, 12:12, archived)

crumbs, I'm really sorry

( vladimir, Sat 2 May 2015, 12:34, archived)

congratulations on the fp Vlad :)

( mongychops, Sat 2 May 2015, 13:32, archived)

thanks mongy! now my profile is full of shit

( vladimir, Sat 2 May 2015, 20:43, archived)

It's like Fawlty Towers up in here
Without the humour of course. I mean members that reply to posts then put people on 2.0 again...autistic much?

Members that get upset from the replies they have.

I mean of course I AM UPSET. That goes without reason. The only person I have on ignore is "noone" and I have no idea who he is. No one seems to meet that criteria. As a fairly well brought up human I have been taught the skills of dealing with people.

It is my pledge when I am elected b3ta Prime Commander that anyone that presses the "ignore" link will instantly be disposed of personally.

If you haven't been able to tell yet I am very very VERY FUCKING UPSET! OK? No? Well fuck you then you cock.

Oh and

%some kind of word that looks like morning but might be comically misspelt for example morhning"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 2 May 2015, 0:38, archived)

lol

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 2 May 2015, 1:03, archived)

Do I need to scroll down to work out what you're on about?

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 2 May 2015, 7:16, archived)

It's a shame the phrase "you need to get out more" has become so devalued as it applies perfectly here.

( Zuowan, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:53, archived)

*hovers over the ignore button*

( vladimir, Sat 2 May 2015, 11:59, archived)

...still hovering spanishfly!
antici
( vladimir, Sat 2 May 2015, 13:27, archived)

alright b3ta, what's shaking?

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:00, archived)

Off to Leicester in the morning.
Update your dreams.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 1 May 2015, 23:01, archived)

I was there a couple of months ago for rugby
it wasn't very exciting
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:02, archived)

I'm going to be completely hammered by about 10am so I'm not putting too much focus into the surroundings.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 1 May 2015, 23:03, archived)

Fair do's fella
one of the pubs I went in was called 'the pub', that's about all I remember of the place
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:07, archived)

my bass bins

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:29, archived)

Whatcha listening to?

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfR8LA8c41Y
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:35, archived)

nice

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 May 2015, 0:11, archived)

that looks just like my anus.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 2 May 2015, 0:49, archived)

probably this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlRu7D4TcE
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:38, archived)

Phwooar

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:42, archived)

Can someone tell me what's happening on /talk
I think I might be missing out on something ground breaking and world shaking.

Also shall we do some puns?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 22:09, archived)

just an update for manoliths weekend thread, Ive had a good few pints in the juicer, ordered a foood for collection at 8 ish, then I'm gonna get drunkmore, eat foooooooood and chill

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 19:29, archived)

evening mongy
I'm way up north, getting some wine down me, what food are you on?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 1 May 2015, 19:57, archived)

be careful up north, I got Indian foood from bangladesh people,

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 20:59, archived)

nice one
thanks for keeping me updated
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 21:02, archived)

no problem, I decided on a steady night, didn't know that when you asked, I flit

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 21:11, archived)

my sweetest m
that sounds like a fine Friday my love.
Until we are one
b
x
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 May 2015, 21:13, archived)

4/7 this week
bit disappointed after the dizzying heights of 6/7 last week

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32533672
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:46, archived)

5 for me

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:51, archived)

"quiz of the week's news"
really
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:54, archived)

Too much excitement

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:16, archived)

ALAN!
I was talking about you before. Did Manolith give you his name, as well as his address?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:49, archived)

It's all good, he doesn't need to
Also hi :)
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 1 May 2015, 21:22, archived)

you're the best one here

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 22:47, archived)

just two numbers left in the /talk general election 2015 sweepstake - 1 and 6
b3ta.com/talk/7816113
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:54, archived)

6

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:59, archived)

you've already got number 10

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:02, archived)

I know I got your gaz you tit
thanks mate.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:04, archived)

1, please
or 6, whichever one is best. cheers.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:59, archived)

you got (going with your first request)
Conservatives + DUP Coalition
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:03, archived)

oh.
well.

what do i 'win' if that nightmare scenario actually comes to be?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:05, archived)

dunno yet, i offered a prize last time but the winner didn't want to give me their address
maybe i'll just offer that prize again
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:07, archived)

i wanted that prize so much!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:09, archived)

oh yeah, i never got round to posting it to you
i probably should, do you still want it?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:10, archived)

yeah, boyeeee!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:38, archived)

Remember to give out your real name this time, you frisbee-less hippy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:11, archived)

i'm pretty sure i did
he's just a prize plum
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:39, archived)

My chances of winning have gone right down, after Farrij ruled out any coalition between his party and the ConDems.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:11, archived)

Here's one
What's the opposite of 'pro'? It's 'Con', right? So what's the opposite of CONGRESS? YEAH.

This works better in America to be fair.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:12, archived)

YOU CAN'T HUG A CHILD WITH NUCLEAR ARMS

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:13, archived)

You can't spell "decommission" without "miss".
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:28, archived)

it REALLY does

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:29, archived)

/ac?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:39, archived)

Nope, just telling it like it is
And I hope all those whitehall fat cats choke on every word.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:42, archived)

i meant more because you post that line all the time
all the time, without stopping. it's tearing your family apart!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:48, archived)

I know why you said it
I chose to rise above it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:59, archived)

am I too late then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:12, archived)

you can have no.6, do you want it?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:16, archived)

alright, you've got no.6
None of the above

this means that if a government is formed that isn't already defined in the sweepstake, you win
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:22, archived)

I think we need to incorporate the bristol stool chart rules into this sweepstake

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:23, archived)

postimg.org/image/qwpki6fln/
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:42, archived)

perfect

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:49, archived)

fantastic work

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:59, archived)

thanks manolith and the doveston
tbh I am rather proud of this
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:37, archived)

you should post this on board

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:18, archived)

oh yeah!
I'd forgotten that there was a board for pictures!
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:26, archived)

final table, good luck all

No.	Election Outcomes	                  Forum Member
3	Labour Majority	                          vladimir
9	Conservative Majority	                  broadsword
8	Labour Minority	                          mictoboy
14	Conservative Minority	                  MEATSNAKE
2	Labour + SNP Coalition	                  manolith
10	Conservative + UKIP Coalition	          spanishfly
13	Labour + Lib Dem Coalition	          Major Turd
4	Conservative + Lib Dem Coalition	  wimbley
7	Labour + Lib Dem + SNP Coalition	  Two Hats
5	Conservative + Lib Dem + UKIP Coalition	  monster munch
11	Labour + Greens + Plaid + SNP Coalition	  CharlesDexterWard
1	Conservatives + DUP Coalition	          brb
12	No Government formed by May 18th	  SS express
6	None of the above	                  tangledupinblue

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:30, archived)

well, all the 'labour + whatever' ones are out the window now anyway

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:47, archived)

how so?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:59, archived)

millibananand has said he won't be part of a coalition government
www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32542765
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:22, archived)

haven't all the party leaders said that now, apart from cleggy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:26, archived)

s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0a/8c/3c/0a8c3c2281119c67fe1d78a2c68f5955.jpg
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:41, archived)

you can tell by his look he's about to get in a bath tub and ride it down a hill

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:43, archived)

and a politician's word is his bond

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:40, archived)

Yeah, but you believe everything Miliband says because you
LUUUUURVE HIM! Hahahahah Manolith is Ed Miliband's girlfriend!! Hahahaha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:46, archived)

i'm in the millifandom

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:54, archived)

it's surely no coincidence that manolith is almost an anagram of miliband
milohant
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:00, archived)

well it's also no surprise that you're tangled up in BLUE, tory boy

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:12, archived)

www.blogistan.co.uk/blog/images/none-of-the-above-screenshot.jpg
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:22, archived)

^ get David Dimbleby here
(or whoever says it like it is in politics or broadcasting, I dunno)
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:15, archived)

i believe most political commentary is handled by dappy from n-dubz

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:23, archived)

Conservative minority 9/2 on paddy power

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:49, archived)

4/6 load of shit
EDIT 4 out of SIX how the fuck did that happen.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:00, archived)

5/7, I can't believe I got the batman question wrong.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:04, archived)

do you read the comics?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:18, archived)

not recently
i like to get a good gn/tpb every now and again though. but i'm not up to speed with the new52 stuff.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:21, archived)

I thought Dick Grayson took over as Batman after Bruce Wayne "died"?
Old news, as it were.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:32, archived)

that's what threw me off, like they surely wouldn't do that plot again...

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:35, archived)

It's almost as though they've run out of ideas.
After all this time, there probably aren't any new stories to tell.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:44, archived)

I only got the poo one right

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:12, archived)

they missed a trick there not making that question number 2

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:15, archived)

i'm just going for a poo now actually.
place your bets, bristol stool chart rules.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:19, archived)

i'm going with a 2, on account of you being slightly constipated, probably

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:20, archived)

I think you'll get distracted and wander off instead

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:24, archived)

It was like a 4.5
no winners this time.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:36, archived)

whoah, between a lab and con minority!

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:47, archived)

haha, poo

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:17, archived)

I did it this morning, and only got 1
And I can't remember which one it was, because it was a guess.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:19, archived)

at least you tried

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:23, archived)

Participation is key

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:26, archived)

6
but my heart wasn't really in it
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:32, archived)

1
And only because "poo" was mentioned in this thread.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:33, archived)

The main thing is that radiocative foxes gain the power of butty creation

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:56, archived)

Coming in late with a 5/7

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:03, archived)

anyone got any interesting plans for the weekend?
seems unlikely but we might as well talk about it anyway, right?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:21, archived)

yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:22, archived)

chinny reckon

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:29, archived)

jelly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:36, archived)

i don't think you're READY for this jelly, m8

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:38, archived)

i wuz born ready

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:39, archived)

this is just fucking rubbish
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:11, archived)

oh ffs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:26, archived)

I might dreamily think about boys

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:29, archived)

that ed milliband is a hottie

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:29, archived)

defo

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:31, archived)

not really, no

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:30, archived)

as i suspected

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:33, archived)

question is, what are you up to? eh?

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:37, archived)

he's fucken nosy but doesn't like it when the tables are turned.
#fulldisclosure
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:38, archived)

as i suspected

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:39, archived)

i hope so
it's what he would have wanted
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:40, archived)

i'm going on a pub crawl in southampton

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:39, archived)

If you're going to make stuff up at least make it believable

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:40, archived)

i'm going to be wearing a replica bombardier redcoat and one of the places we're going has lord of the rings inspired cocktails
also, we're having lunch at a place with an entirely pun-based menu and two people going are dressed as the nightman and the dayman from it's always sunny in philadelphia
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:08, archived)

champion of the sun
master of karate
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:13, archived)

exactly
i think they're going to fight
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:18, archived)

yeah, course
*strokes chin*
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:41, archived)

you should portmanteau the fuck out of 'pub crawl' to 'pawl' which sounds like the popular gay christian name 'paul' lol
cheers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:43, archived)

:(

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:45, archived)

Have you had a go on this yet?
how-old.net/
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:46, archived)

it reckons you are 44
imgur.com/004dBYZ
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:57, archived)

lol, correct
If I'm expressionless I'm 32, but the addition of my winning smile also adds 10 years and makes me 44
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:59, archived)

look out, at that age you're in MILF territory

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:25, archived)

Blimey

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)

I know, I know, it's made your day hasn't it

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:28, archived)

it certainly has sir, i feel like i could take on the world

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:35, archived)

just tidying this up

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)

meatsnake i'd like to fiddle

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:37, archived)

meatsnake chevron

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:38, archived)

\o/

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)

yeah, i was trying it on my phone yesterday
depending on slight changes in facial expression, i can be anywhere from 33 to 50-something.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:09, archived)

Close enough
i.imgur.com/3rqc541.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:17, archived)

oh har har

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:18, archived)

you have had the last laugh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:20, archived)

FUCKING SHIT
i.imgur.com/K89PQEM.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:19, archived)

I love that picture even more now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:20, archived)

Fucking 68
I'm getting the name of that site's webmaster, then I'm going to kick him 68 times
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:21, archived)

as if you can manage that much effort at your age

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:30, archived)

I just get so tired

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:44, archived)

hey, here's fun
i dun the how-old thing with a picture of you i have for some reason and it came up as 58. that's 10 years better!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:05, archived)

fuck
is it that one of me boss eyed?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:12, archived)

it's you scowling

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:17, archived)

AND THERE'S THE BEST BIT OF INTERNET THIS WEEK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:25, archived)

I've been burned, nearly blown up and now this
What a week. I tell you, I'm glad it's a bank holiday. I feel like I need a rest.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:26, archived)

Alright Sixty Eight Hats

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)

The lesser known Suzi Quattro single....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:28, archived)

you're four years older than her

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)

Still would

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:43, archived)

Ok, this one's quite good
www166.lunapic.com/editor/?action=go-obama

i.imgur.com/R14p6Iy.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)

that could become the che guevara poster of our times

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:36, archived)

Up the workers!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)

!
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:42, archived)

It's cruel to mock the afflicted
*tongue in cheek*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:43, archived)

:'-(
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:45, archived)

I had a go
BUT I HAVE NO FACE AND A CHIN STRAP BEARD :'('''''''
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:51, archived)

:O

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, archived)

FIXED IT
i.imgur.com/BI3X2f9.png
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:17, archived)

You've been abusing your mod power to stalk me!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:18, archived)

sorry meatsnake
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:23, archived)

CLICKIN DIS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, archived)

lolol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, archived)

I am going to have a bet on the boxing, turn my phone off and go to bed, get up download it and watch it as if it was live.
also I am going to watch my quitting smoking app slowly clock up how much money I have saved, its such an incentive.

Is this the kind of thing that you wanted to hear about?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:49, archived)

well, obviously i didn't want to hear from you at all
i hope mayweather loses since his usual MO is beating up women
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:10, archived)

well you can just fuck off then
I want mayweather to lose as well we have that in common.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:32, archived)

finding out about some nice gentle but strengthening exercises that prevent a non-functioning back ever again

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:14, archived)

you still banged up?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:22, archived)

not entirely, now I can glide with the sinuous grace of a boa constrictor, I shimmy across the floor, no longer making strange groaning and crunching noises as I go \o/

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)

that's hawt

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:19, archived)

Vladivar!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:23, archived)

2H

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)

dunno

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)

cool
you picked a number in doves' election sweepstake?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:32, archived)

Nah I don't get involved in politics

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:35, archived)

wise move mongy, I've got this one already anyway, might as well pack up and go home, number 3 FTW

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:36, archived)

wait, going to celebrate
DAMN I missed it, I was going to celebrate early by getting post number 303
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:37, archived)

I'm kind of OK with the fact that this was post 303
b3ta.com/talk/7816303

I couldn't have topped that really now could I
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:38, archived)

Climbing, theatre, police fête, family.
Very little time to myself, and I'll probably fall behind on the laundry and not get round to cleaning the bathrooms. Again.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)

Oh, Police fête, eh?
So how many "tickets" did you have to "buy"?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:44, archived)

That's on a "strictly" need to know "basis".
We've been invited to watch the netball tournament.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:49, archived)

ok, so now you've got my attention

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:03, archived)

take out a couple of commas and your weekend suddenly includes the 'climbing theatre police'
which is much more exciting
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:04, archived)

Holy rotated cameras, Batman!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:12, archived)

yeah
yeah
( Zuowan, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:45, archived)

I'm off to Carlisle now but that's not very interesting is it

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:00, archived)

it might be
What's in Carlisle?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:13, archived)

very interesting is it important right now
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:25, archived)

I'm returning from Malta tomorrow, thank God.
On Wednesday we went on a boat trip on the 'Fernandez' to the island of Gozo. It was truly horrible and some disgusting German woman vomited over everyone at the front of the boat. There was nothing to do on Gozo and we escaped on the ferry.
Wish you were here,
2can
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:25, archived)

look just exaclty how many fucking holidays are you going to take this year 2 can
no wonder the NHS is on its knees
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:26, archived)

So you ignored my advice about going to Ragusa
k
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:31, archived)

MORNHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 May 2015, 7:46, archived)

pinch and a punch

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:24, archived)

you leave my party stimulants out of this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:25, archived)

you have 'shit yourself'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:46, archived)

I have a condition

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:46, archived)

just the one?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:56, archived)

It's an amalgam of all the conditions

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:14, archived)

see this?
that's you that is
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:18, archived)

Hysterical pregnancy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:25, archived)

a little bit, yes

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:36, archived)

punch & a kick

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:09, archived)

I've had to persuade my parents not to teach my kids that common assault is an amusing monthly tradition.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:10, archived)

^chop chop master onion

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:19, archived)

I don't remember how that game worked,
although I'm fairly confident that it didn't involve rapping at a games console.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:28, archived)

nope, it was just pressing buttons in time to a beat
it had some hilarious lyrics though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:43, archived)

alright Mr H
Is it Friday today?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:25, archived)

alright ger

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:28, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:29, archived)

Horn Moles

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:43, archived)

pervert

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:46, archived)

Google image results differ, no horny moles at all

( mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:48, archived)

have you got safe search on?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:49, archived)

:(

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:50, archived)

Jesus, imagine what a horn mole would look like

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:46, archived)

something like this:
warning; gross
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:54, archived)

Rhino cosplay

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:55, archived)

wait...
are we talking rhino?
rhino?
rhino?
or rhino?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:11, archived)

I always thought that wrestling Rhino's arms were disproportionately short for his body

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:15, archived)

i believe he's what they call 'stocky'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:19, archived)

I heard that his mum took thalidomide

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:26, archived)

a little of each

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:24, archived)

5.9.83.79/talk/7816193
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:58, archived)

Fucking hell, I've just had my breakfast!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:13, archived)

fairly warned were ye

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:14, archived)

morning horro

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:46, archived)

rewind selecta

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:48, archived)

isn't it though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 8:51, archived)

ola horbina

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 May 2015, 9:34, archived)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 May 2015, 0:15, archived)

alright gobbo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2015, 0:57, archived)

www.tubechop.com/watch/5820204
( PooPants, Fri 1 May 2015, 2:28, archived)

I'd just like to lay praise on ss, a sentiment of scouser we can all share

( mongychops, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:54, archived)

it's kindness like this that keeps the forum going

( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 22:04, archived)

oh, I thought it was some kind of nazi thing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 23:10, archived)

don't worry brb, it only feels like we've all been here a thousand years
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post2497311
( vladimir, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 23:19, archived)

how dare you, I'd never stoop to bin reminders

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 23:23, archived)

alright thread
Janette Krankie y/n
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 16:49, archived)

probably a case of
fanny, arse, fanny, arse, fanny, then release in mouth
( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 16:53, archived)

still numbers 1, 6, 10 and 11 remaining in the /talk general election 2015 sweepstake

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 16:58, archived)

gaz me if you want one of these numbers, i'm going home now
first come first served basis, obvs
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 17:01, archived)

I will have 10

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:09, archived)

you got
Conservative + UKIP Coalition
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:49, archived)

hahahaha

( mongychops, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 17:26, archived)